lost in the corn maze from hell

me too buddy, me too

finally cancelled my sp0t1fy *sighs and puts on eye patch/peg leg*

he says he "only put a tablespoon of creamer" in my coffee ❌ doubt

at 28 i’m learning that everyone fucking dr1nks and drives?!? are we serious rn and if i dont act cool with it i’m a loser?? people literally die every day from drunk drivers are we SERIOUS RN

we made vanilla taffy yesterday which was awesome except I've been b1ngeing on vanilla taffy

my husband was sooo worried about his dorkass little figurine, it was lost in the mail for a couple days so I made sure it was comfy once it got here

at least I'm not as fät as this guy

it's me, I'm giant pumpkins

went out to look at the moon with my dog. well, I looked at the moon while he sniffed/peed on some leaves and looked at nothing because he has cataracts

I miss this b0dy so bad I miss ballet I miss spending hours and hours in the studio I miss having this level of accountability I miss having more to look forward to than my next b1ng3

think I figured out why my feet have been hurting so bad

🫩☕

reclaimed

pasta e ceci con focaccia

this tiny spider is moved into my mint plant, hello beautiful 🥹 what should I name her??

been trying to get a good picture of this little dinosaur for weeks, finally got close enough without scaring him off

went to open the sugar snap peas and the bag split open and the bottom and now my pomeranian has a new favorite food 🙃

🕷️october accountability🎃

neato

ok so once again I am not advocating for anyone to go out and start eating weird plants BUT these are insanely delicious

hongry hank is really gone huh

I know I need to go home and be productive but I might just stay here in the park all day

hello friends

made him lots of everything because I know he won't finish and I'll get the leftovers 🤭🤫

you ever have someone post about struggling w b!ngeing/gaining and dealing with negative changes in their body and you're like "omg yes same it's terrible let's commiserate" and then they post a picture and they're still like dangerously und3rw3ight and you're just like 😐 oh

burrito bowl, I'm b0yc0tting tortillas for being 200 cals each. boooo

does the vine on the right look bad? I'm trying to decide if I should pick it out and start over

I haven't even been properly r3stricting but yesterday I broke three nails and today I broke two more why am I so brittle

Its hurts tho, having no mom feels like falling backwards off a cliff w no parachute

why does she sleep curled up like she's the loneliest, hungriest orphan in whole world who's never been loved once in her life

this is where I post from 😌

it was a h0mic!de

cursed

there were some really loud owls in our campsite last night so we went crashing through the bushes to look for them but then we heard wolves and got scared lol

I have d!ed and gone to mushroom heaven

istg every time we've left home overnight this summer there's either been a tornado, major electrical storm or sh00tout in our neighborhood so I'm interested to see what happens this weekend while we're camping

when you've been b!ngeing for so long you forget what hnger feels like 🤡

got back from a hike, found a hitchhiker

I like how the mosquitoes are treating my deep woods permethrin based bugspray as an exotic seasoning that evidently pairs nicely with my bl00d.

fellas is it gæ to hold hands with the homies

"for years, our product has been synonymous with rich, plastic taste and delicious chemical filler, which is why we are pleased to announce our newest partnership..."

look how cute this f!tbit badge is 🐻‍❄️

excuse me where are your parents 😭

there's a green heron in this picture

c h o m p

I hope to someday be as unbothered as my FIL because not only had he never heard of you-know-who before wednesday, but when he was told there was an Incident at an event on campus he apparently just locked the door and kept lecturing 💀

just my dog and her blanket, for no reason 🥰