I'm holding onto summer as long as I can. 😩

I just chased a nitro cold brew with a Celsius just to feel something. 😩

Blargh, I need to cut my spending but also I need to have another source of income cause these bills are adding up. 😭

Omg the fucking FIGHT I had to have with a Google doc over replacing a period with a semi-colon jfc.

I got a speeding ticket from a bitch ass cop who picked me out of a group because I had out of state license plates. Paying for traffic school and my car registration is going to be around $1000. 🫠

This poor woman has such a blind spot for James rn that she thinks the murder tape is going to be revealed as a sex tape

It is so exhausting how rapidly the list of services and stores I can use is just rapidly dwindling because they want to appease a moron who is actively tanking the economy.

My friend is watching the SH2 remake story and she knows like, almost everything about the game already MINUS the fact that James killed Mary and she keeps talking about James and how kind he is to Angela and Maria and how much she likes him and I'm just

Ngl I understand passwords are not the most secure thing in the world but it fries my brain when people act like it puts undue stress on a user to remember an SSO password.

Lock // Home

Discovered I have another semester of school to pay for an thaaaaat's fuuuuun. 🫠 And I have to move out soon and my rent will double so yaaaaaay.

Don't mind me, just thot posting

I forgot I have to fucking do labs tomorrow and have to eat in the next hour and a half and thus can't get ice cream tonight fml.

What do you MEAN the bullet casing said "if you can read this, you're gay lmao" 😂 😂 😭 😭

Lmao love failing my first assignment of this course because it required a VM, Ubuntu, python, and other shit I've never used in my fucking life.

👏 GOLDEN 👏 SUN 👏 FOUR 👏

This explains it better than I can

The Cum Commissar over here

It doesn’t matter how many times you say “political violence is abhorrent” these people want anyone left of fascism dead.

We’re still letting this fuckin demon bitch talk in public?

what really makes my eye twitch is this wide condemnation of this one thing as if mass deportations, stripping people of lifesaving healthcare, and arming a genocidal regime hasn't been what we've been witnessing

"This tech isn't going away!" "This is inevitable!" "Adapt or get left in the dust!" are all things we're being told by the same people who were telling us you're going to need a blockchain dingus to unlock your front door two years ago.

Wow I can't imagine why this would be a terrible idea, there's definitely no precedent for this AT ALL.

I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.

Okay all these fucking song anniversary announcements are killing me. 😭 I didn't need to know Only Girl in the World was 15 years ago. 💀

Save me, IcyHot. My shoulder demands salvation. 😩

It's fun getting an IT business degree because all the business courses are focused on teaching you how things work and the IT portions just throw acronyms and jargon at you because IT people are INCAPABLE of explaining anything to non-subject matter experts.

I love how gay mental breakdowns involve like, posting dick or ass to feel something.

I bought some confetti cannons because my friends got engaged but this weekend of suspense has made me realize that they're just good to have on hand.

Was torn between buying a sex toy or the remake of Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life. So now I have a farm.

I survived dancing.

I was at the beach all day and got sunburned and now I have to go to the club

Nah, I'm calling it, he's dead. That bitch can't keep his mouth closed for 10 seconds when people talk shit about him. The whole internet is speculating he's dead? He'd be on Truth rn running his mouth.

weekend vibes.

It rained for 5 minutes today so naturally I MUST get hot pot for dinner. 😩😩

If I see another news article comparing the fascist policies of the US to another country and asking HOW we could be like them I'm going to fucking scream.

Idk who needs to hear this, but you're not supposed to change lanes while turning even if you have the right of way lol (unless otherwise indicated).

There are cake pops at work and I can't stop eating them.

Like I know that Caleb Hammer would yell at me about my student loan debt but I feel like he'd at least not yell at me AS MUCH as some of these people jfc.

HUGE FLIP: Democrat Catelin Drey wins deep-red state Senate seat in Iowa, breaking the GOP's supermajority. Drey won by 11 points in a district Donald Trump carried by 11 points last year. It's another massive overperformance. The Iowa GOP should be very worried for the midterms. Our full writeup:

I was going for stoic or whatever but instead got the sadness of eastern european porn apparently

My next semester starts Tuesday and I'm just completely avoiding that by staying at the beach as much as I can.

Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books

Jfc I received three different mailers against the redistricting thing in CA and I'm just OH MY GOD SHUT UP. WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS CONVO IF IT WASN'T FOR TEXAS SHUT UP.

Going hiking with my friends was very interesting because while I suspected I was the most physically fit, I was not prepared to be presented with how big the divide is.

"Kids can have two moms or two dads." Wow, so fucking hard. Like jfc people act like this shit is so mystifying but are you all doing deep dives on human reproduction to children??? No! So stop acting like this is any different for that age group.

Either of these.

Came back from a two day vacation to 40 tickets in the help desk queue because I guess I'm the only one who does anything. 🫠

Chattel slavery was so bad that when we tell you how bad it in fact was most of y'all shut down and tell us we're making it up and pass laws against us ever telling you how bad it was again because your brains literally cannot handle how bad it in fact was.

I'm mentally ill and occasionally post my dick/ass. 💕