I got better

New poverty indicator, jumping spider pet tutorials on my instagram

Me and my swordmaiden saw you from across the fechtschule and we really liked your vibe, can we cut you into ten thousand little pieces?

If Dio was on Linkedin

🚨ALERT🚨 Two national guardsman were just shot near Farragut Sq. The situation will likely escalate. Please avoid downtown and be extra careful around any law enforcement. Stay safe.

Fifth sparring session of the weekend having friends is cool

I love the way I look with a sword

If you would like to do this and you live anywhere near Columbia Maryland, my club's introduction class is starting up in January and I don't think you'll find a better place to swing a big fuckin stick of metal at your friends than this marylandkdf.tidyhq.com/public/sched...

Autumnal vibes

I think it’s time we acknowledge billionaires are biologically edible. Sure they speak like humans, but grocery prices are sky rocketing. Is it really fair to keep all that delicious edible meat to themselves? I’m just asking questions.

Mime Lesbian -says she’s not a furry?? -no one has any idea what she’s doing, but it took a lot of work for her to get there -jackoff all trades -“you miss all the shots you don’t take” -she sure misses a lot of shots anyway though?

The key to happiness is having a friend to sword fight upon the rocks of Lake Champlain at dusk

I organized my first show! It’s got a bunch of my favorite bands at my favorite venue. You can get a pie and watch a cool concert! www.pieshopdc.com/shows/rossly...

Me and @ratqueen30.bsky.social are spending hours doing this all week then sending the vids to our fencing group chat with little heart emojis just pissing everyone off enormously

Yoooo the new symbol of resistance picked by Indonesian's against govt repression is the strawhats pirate flag from one piece. Oh hell yeah.

tfw I show up to your tournament wreathed in the protection of Anu, smashing your magic like a bad pot. Ruinous on the field, don't fuck with this

BATTLE AGAINST A TRUE HERO

Shout out to my bestie for dying my hair last night!!!

It’s all going to shit faster than anyone realizes and one day a big hurricane is gonna hit the east coast and we’re all gonna forget what having reliable access to electricity will feel like.

DOCTOR JUST TOLD ME MY ESTROGEN LEVELS WERE TOO POWERFUL AND I NEED TO INJECT LESS ESTROGEN

I should be the model for an estrogen based skin care line

I LOVE LOUD AND INTENSE THINGS

there are three things that matter: art, women, and drugs. if you're centering your life around something that isn't these things then you're probably doing something wrong

Being trans is not some deep wound. I am not “wrong”. I like taking HRT, wearing dresses, and growing my hair out because I’m a woman that happens to like looking pretty. The only thing wrong about being trans is that my “womanhood” is always in question.

pleased (hehe) to announce our sophomore album, pleaser, will be coming to your door on july 25th thanks to @tinyengines.bsky.social :,) we have a million thank yous & love letters to our friends we’ll share along the way, but for now, stream the 1st single, “thrill eater,” everywhere 🫀

Love being trans. It’s like being in the military but for the gays. Random bi girls (civies) will come up to you and whisper, “oh you’re so brave”. Like “you’re welcome, I throw brick at cops, so you can listen to Doechii at pride” (I was actually playing civ 6)

me and all the other wizards in my crew just got matching patches for our Garments

Inside of you there are two dogs and they’re both, oh wait those are just my girlfriends

DC Military Parade Interrupted A Record Number Of 622 Times As Eager TikTokers Flock To The Tiananmen Challenge

New psyop just in: don’t bring non American flags to protest, so the fascists don’t think you’re not patriotic enough

Romeo and Juliet but it’s just a beef between two polycules at the basement DIY show

I transitioned because all the girls that would date me realized they were lesbians in college