Why would I cry over a bum ass bitch who doesn’t even do shit for me and can’t even give me basic respect when I ask him not to do something? Could NEVER be me.

You expected me to buy you $40 ihop but yet you still wouldn’t have spent Christmas with me? Go fuck YOURSELF you crusty dusty musty broke bummy ass scrub bitch. I fucking hate you.

Didn’t get me a card, didn’t get me a gift, and now you can’t even spend the day spending time with me? Absolutely ridiculous. I’m done with scrubs frfr.

I make it a point not to ever date broke bummy ass bitch boys and yet here I am with a loser who’d rather be gay with his cousin and flirt with his other cousins wife. Story of my life. Love that for me.

The fact that it was supposed to be our first Christmas as a couple and you’d rather spend it with anyone else but me is so embarrassing. I’m done. I’m single.

Why is everyone getting engaged on Christmas rn 🙄

Great. Looks like we’re back to being non chalant again instead of obsessed with me. I’m not fw it 🙄

I just love being ignored like my existence doesn’t matter to you anymore ☹️

Saying I’m projecting cuz apparently “I want my cousins lover” is absolutely insane. I would never want that lululemon wearing, Trump voting, tennis playing, Harvard going, preppy ass bitch. You just wanna bang your cousins wife cuz you’re a fucking weirdo.

It’s fucking weird to send these typa videos to people you’re not fucking dating. 🤮

If you’re gonna pretend to be a good boyfriend on Facebook at least make it believable 🙄

Personally I think it’s weird to send the same stuff to your gf as you do your cousins wife but I guess that’s just me.

And just like that we’re right back to when video games were more important and I was ignored because you didn’t want to be around me 😔

My man is so handsome idc 😩😍

I got this piece for my boyfriend for Christmas 🤶 🎄🎅 #stoner #gamer #bong #christmasgift

Sometimes I hate dating a baddie because why tf do other bitches have to find MY man attractive 🙄🙄🙄

No because audio books aren’t reading 😭 it’s just listening

Never stop talking about how the supposed president is a child RAPIST!!

Christmas gifts from my sister 🥰

Season one of Haunted Hotel on Netflix was fucking 🔥

Creeper Cup

Solid 10/10 🤤

Might be my new favorite flavor 🤤

These taste like ass 😭

I think it would be really fun if all of you left me little messages to open on Christmas 🎄🎅🤶 decomytree.com/home?hashedI...

when he asks what’s wrong but we’ve alr had multiple convos abt it and nothings changes so i just say nothing

it's crazy how annoying ur favorite songs become the second ur in a bad mood. like omg shut up

you wouldn’t like me when I’m sexually frustrated forget about angry

All my friends are engaged now and then there’s me 🙃 it’s lowkey kinda embarrassing since I’m the oldest. 🥲 but I’m happy for them so don’t get me wrong, I’m just sad for me.

lusting over any woman while you're in a relationship is cheating btw. doesn't matter if that's just taking a glance

It must be nice to have boyfriends who find out you’re sick and they go and buy you flowers or make you soup and make plans to take care of you. Mine just thinks is hilarious that I won’t be able to yell for 2 weeks. 🙄

i attract toxic, so if u have ever had a crush on me please work on urself

Can we talk about how exhausting it is to continuously have to ask someone that claims to love you to give you basic respect and at the very least do the bare minimum and then seeing everyone around you be loved so effortlessly by their person

Tired of running into mfs that can't even buy me one single flower.

I don't mean to be a jealous girlfriend. I just know girls don't have respect for relationships.

ok im done, im finally finished checking your repost wishing they were about me.

when the world gets too quiet i wonder if u really still love me or if u feel like ur too deep into the ris to leave me

Every man is replaceable

Great to know that I’m an embarrassment to you I guess. 😕

You’re right, I am too much. I’ve got way too much to offer to see myself through your eyes. I’ve got way too much going for me to waste anymore time wondering why you thought I was someone worth wrecking. I’ve got too much pride to stomach anymore infantile lies. I’ve got too much fire pent up

It’s still you over anyone. Idc what terms we’re on. 💚

no he's not cheating, but there's no flowers, no surprises, no appreciation posts, no sweet messages, no dates (unless I practically beg for them). the truth is laziness CAN slowly kill love. sometimes simply being loyal just isn't enough.

I won't even say anything about your actions anymore. I just hope you realize you're losing me. bit by bit.

BESTIE 💕

Me & Bojack #bojack #bojackhorseman #netflix

30 points if you can find me 😉 #clown #clowns #clowngirl #mua