last day of this fucking 8 day work week. let's get this bullshit overwith

i do feel better today but i think it's just cuz i knew if i let myself feel Bad again it'd really suck. like i'm going totally insane from working every day but i literally don't have time to care about that atp

just when i start to miss bonnie a little bit i'm reminded that almost every crime now is committed in a stolen korean car

i had no idea how loud a good car stereo is. all my life i've always set the bass to max but now i'm really self conscious about it

sorry for not posting here like i said i would. currently, and unfortunately, he’s right. it all happens on X

if my shower water is a fraction of a degree short of scalding my entire year is ruined

just gonna stop for monsters & cigs & maybe a bag of chips because my week still ain't over yet omg yayyyy so much fun

does anyone know what damn vpn i should get. all the trendy youtuber sponsored ones look the same but i don't trust anything else

i am so hot and funny and perfect :)

top 10 human experiences is putting an even number of socks in the dryer and receiving an odd number in return

have u ever noticed that music is really good most of the time

my fingernails are falling apart but i'm not gonna worrry about that right now

i love it when cops get bored & bring the whole squad out to block an intersection for literally no reason

sometimes i deserve a long ass break and if anybody asks i had to make a phonecall

not only is it saturday but someone was in the shower this morning so i couldn't use it and now i feel even less like i'm supposed to go to work. so i'm procrastinating getting ready until the last minute as one naturally does in these circumstances

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it's freezing cold but the sun's out so i guess it's fine

i wanted to do something similar to what drew gooden did with snl where he watched one random episode from every season but with jeopardy but then a quick skim of the wikipedia page shot that idea down real quick. what do you mean you don't have a list of the 9,000+ episodes

my main takeaway from today is don't let me forget to get high in the morning

oh yeah i also didn't really get around to eating today. i'm sure swallowing a giant sub in 5 minutes for dinner won't make the morning even more painful

getting home at midnight knowing i'm gonna have to work tomorrow on what is normally my day off after i've just had one of the most frustrating shifts in ages is really not a great time to try to finish my monster and listen to 4-5 albums but. gotta stick to the plan

any astrologists wanna tell me why i been tested for the past like 6 weeks

touch screens seemed sooo futuristic in 2007. little did we know it's the Shitty Future

i can't wait to stay home for 4 days straight

don't even get me started. on anything ever

27 is so many millennia older than every age above it. i get why every great rockstar killed themselves at this age & covered it up to look like an accident

alex turner was so real when he finally admitted 6 albums in that he just wanted to be one of the strokes. who doesn't wish they were as cool as the strokes

wikipedia's 25 year site is so cute omg. whoever designed it deserves everything

every morning i'm like i should just eat dinner and go straight to bed when i get home and then 12 hours later i get home and go phewww what a day. time to drink & rock out for 4 hours

who up leavin me tf alone

why does monster keep ditching the good flavors for new dogshit that all tastes the same. i love some of them but i wouldn't have traded the ones they replaced for them

i post my favorite pair of fingerless gloves. they're wine red if u find em lmk

if i was a billionaire with a car company i would simply make them cool as fuck and have the manufacturers use parts that don't explode and design a cluster with switches and buttons and knobs because i wouldn't need to cut costs by just sticking an ipad on the dash. because i would be a billionaire

they're letting people put their names on the artemis spaceship. that's so cool

don't feel like going to work but i am excited to not have to stop anywhere on the way home for once

the worst thing about ordering from dominos is that it's been 2 days and now ur out of leftover dominos

when i was a teenager for some reason i would always bake the shit out of the ui on windows media player so that contrast and saturation were super high. i guess my mindset was just like "well, i crank the bass and treble to max on audio files so why wouldn't i do the video equivalent"

had a dream about the coveted flush five in balatro last week and now i'm finally locking tf in and trying to get that damn planet card unlocked so i can finally rest

not nighttime by 4:30 anymore :/

i think i left my stupid wallet in my stupid hoodie from yesterday. this is what happens when you try to pretend you're not a total npc with 1 default costume

dammit i knew i forgot something at the store yesterday. my cracked ass lips ain't got no glossy goo today mannn

they should invent a way to time travel freely that doesn't tear the fabric of the multiverse apart

sometimes humans gross me out and i think to myself how i wish i was a robot instead, but then i remember all machines must first be built by organic lifeforms. and then i'm even more grossed out

i love pictures of abandoned houses slowly deteriorating through the years. it makes me the type of sad that feels really good in my miserable soul for some reason

finally got a chance to check and the fuckers did take my pocket knife after all. can't have shit

i think it's cute that yuppies moved on from keurigs to nespressos in just a decade. pretty much only see keurigs in waiting room now

eveey time i have to replace a damn window for my stupid car it costs $50 more. will someone just beat these teenagers' asses already ffs

someone behind me on the street was bumping sex pistols

poor little bonnie felt so fragile driving her to autoglass. i think the hooligans fucked up the steering wheel beyond just ripping the fucking shell off :(

what's the deal with old people and hard candy. you ain't got no teeth left grandpa