Name 1 movie from your childhood you were way too young to watch. My parents had this on VHS and I was watching it as young as 4. And my Mom tried to ban a lot of stuff in the house (and failed). Years go by, I don't even think about it until I dig up the tape at like 12 and re-watch. And DAMN.

Pffffft.... HAHAHAHA! Rob Schneider thinks he's anywhere NEAR as good as Mark Ruffalo. 🤣🤣🤣

“Time doesn’t exist, yet it controls us anyway.” My top 25 films of 2025. As rightfully critical as I am of Warner Bros. and their business practices the last few years, they released 4 of my top 5.

And Tiny Tim, who DID NOT DIE... ...Wait. This just in. Oh, God damnit 2025...

CBS will disagree but this is important. Suck it, Paramount.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. Adam the Woo died?!?! Of all the travel vloggers I watch, he was the one I kept up with the most. Shit, I watched his most recent video THIS MORNING while making breakfast. This was the first video of his I ever saw. Fucking SHOCKED, man. RIP Legend.

BIG thanks to everyone who donated so far. It's helped a lot. It looks like I finally got a new job but it won't be starting until January. So anything helps in the meantime in paying off upcoming bills or even commuting on my first week. #gofundme #helpifyoucan

Man, it's so weird to see James Woods pretend to suddenly have a spine and actually care about someone he disagrees with. Did he get a visit from three spirits in the night? Did not have him taking Trumps cock out of his mouth for two seconds on my 2025 Bingo Card.

WHY?!!! WHY???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Donald Trump: "Okay, so how can we do that *here*?"

Rob Reiner is all the proof you need that Trump Derangement Syndrome is a product of common decency.

This Rob Reiner story is fucking tragic. Man was behind some classic films. He and his wife did not deserve this. And from your own child, too. Christ. RIP Rob and Michele Reiner.

Every MAGA chud: "Oh, see when you don't abandon your entire personality around worshiping Trump is a god and don't have your lips firmly planted on his ass 24/7-- YOU'RE the one with a mental disorder! It's called TDS!" Fuck this president and everyone in his pathetic weak-minded cult.

Say what you will about Reagan and Bush I & II -- I have and will continue to-- if social media existed as it does now during their presidencies, they wouldn't have resorted to shitposts.

The modern Republican party has single-handedly destroyed any decorum and dignity associated with The White House. Acting like a bunch of goddamn 12 year olds.

Boy, that "Christmastime in Texas" jingle on the HEB ads got old really fucking quick. And those ads are almost always unskippable on YouTube. Granted, maybe it's just my hatred of country music and discomfort with Christmas ads the last few years.

David Zaslav meeting with Netflix CEO: "YOU like fucking over animators and taking away fully completed works? *I* love fucking over animators and taking away completed works! BESTIES!!!" (actual quote)

Little message to Video production companies and YouTubers looking for editors: Unless your videos are being edited on a fucking Steenbeck, what software they were experienced in shouldn't matter. If an editor has over a decade of experience on one platform, they can learn another in a day or less

Oof. Okay, maybe it's because I'm old and have never played (or had interest in) Fortnite... I'm so glad that we're finally getting Kill Bill The Whole Bloody Affair after all these years. I got my ticket already. But uh.... what the fuck?

We used to be a proper country. All Jeeves wanted to do was help us and we turned our backs on him.

That gum you like is going to come back in style, Charlie Brown.

Vince Offer, the Shamwow Guy, is the latest guy to get burned by his comedy career failing and thus deciding to run a political campaign on destroying "wokeism." Like, dude. InAPPropriate Comedy sucked. Move on. Sell more spatulas or whatever. 🤷‍♂️

Rian Johnson: "A Benoit Blanc/Muppets crossover just wouldn't work." Well, not with THAT attitude. 🙄 #knivesout #wakeupdeadman

If Megyn Kelly wasn't on TV, she'd be one of those teachers who gets busted for sleeping with students.

A friend just referred to Trump as "Donica Lewinski." Holy shit. 😆😆😆

Never thought I'd ever hear a reference to Uncut Gems in a Nintendo Direct. But here we are. Benny Safdie is an interesting choice.

I just saw a Goth account praise ICE, and make racist comments about Latinos. Motherfucker, you are a GOTH. There IS no goth today without Chicanos and Mexicans. They are almost single-handedly keeping it alive. That’s like being antisemitic but building your identity around Manishewitz.

If God does exist— kinda rude of him to not take Gene Simmons first.

Congrats Mike. You’re the first person I’ve seen catch that!

If you're the kind of person who likes to follow Lost Media stuff online, or watches Whang on YouTube, you're gonna have a moment of "Hey! I recognize that!" when watching The Black Phone 2. Nice touch, @crobertcargill.bsky.social and Scott Derrickson. #alternate1980s

BIG thanks to the Austin Horror Film Festival for inviting me back to write and animate more madness from Texas' best animated host in a regional niche festival. These were a big hit at the fest. I'll be riding that high for a while. #screenwriting #indieanimation #paidwritinggigs

There's a MAGA dentist in Cali who gleefully admitted to denying the right amount of anesthetic to liberal patients. Disgusting. I'd say liberal dentists should maybe do the same to their MAGA patients. But... in order to do that... MAGA people would have to, you know... go to *A* dentist.

Wasn't @thebandcake.bsky.social supposed to have a new album out this year? Fuck happened to that? Their political posts are always appreciated (and correct) but come on, guys. We need an update on this album! I need my fix.

America.

Boy it's weird when you log online and you see something truly baffling and confusing. Something that makes you go "What the fuck?" I mean... why the hell am I still getting emails from The Grog Shop when I moved out of Cleveland more than a decade ago? Oh yeah. That other thing happened, too.

Last year the Austin Horror Film Festival paid me to write, direct and animate segments for their Friday night block. Been working hard since last week on round 2.

I've had BR on the brain recently because I've been finally watching more of Kinji Fukasaku's films lately. Crest of Betrayal, The Threat and Fall Guy have been my favorites (after BR) so far.

You know... Battle Royale is a classic. And I know Battle Royale II is kind of a fucking mess and isn't nearly as re-watchable. But I am really surprised we never got a Battle Royale III. I don't know what the hell you'd do in a third. But if Kenta Fukasaku said "I'm making BR3!" I'd be curious.

So all the MAGA people screaming about the new Cracker Barrel logo, calling it "woke"... Do they realize that liberals also don't like the logo? So, given that disagreeing with the left in extremes is their ENTIRE personality, you'd think they'd be raving about it.

Got to work on this thing. Which was fun. Hope we get to do more stuff like this soon. youtu.be/Uj_ezy7Tfig?...

Mental health's not good this month. Job market somehow got WORSE the last two weeks. Trying to keep focused with a big project before October.

Quick reviews of new films I've seen this month Naked Gun- Funniest fucking movie I've seen all year. They got the spirit nailed. Fixed- AMAZING 2D animation. Film was fine. Not worth the outrage. Weapons- Best horror film this year. Holy SHIT. Nobody 2- Fine, but David Cross in Part 3, please!

Only pedophiles join ICE. They won't let you join otherwise. I don't know if you know that.

Ted Nugent: "Ozzy's mental decline was because of DRUGS!" Okay, Ted. So what's *your* fucking excuse?

That South Park last night would've been better if it ended with Kristi Noem getting mauled to death by dogs. The world would also be a lot better if Kristi Noem got mauled by dogs.

You just gotta LOVE MAD MAGAZINE!!!

I'm at a point right now where I just want to ask people at staffing agencies, or people who handle hiring, how I can get *their* job. Because I already sit on my ass all day getting nothing done. Might as well get paid for it. 🤷‍♂️

Won't be able to see Weapons until probably next weekend. Unless of course anyone in Austin wants to take me and cover my admission. *ahem*

Kristi Noem calling South Park lazy is hilarious. Because you know what's lazy? Killing your puppy because you couldn't be bothered to train it. You willingly killed a dog. You shouldn't be allowed to have an opinion. Or a job. Or a home. Or anything but non-stop misery.

Kristi Noem: "South Park just made fun of my looks, which is lazy. Only liberals do that!" Uhm... wanna tell that to your boss? Because before he wanted to destroy this country, commenting on womens looks was HALF his personality.