oh, sorry, did a youtuber say something? wow and it was about another youtuber? thats crazy

cassette beasts archangels being like eldritch beings named after figures from arthurian legend will never not be the sickest shit imaginable

One in three children in the UK are living in poverty. Labour’s answer? Cheaper rollercoasters.

itv news suggested earlier that this guidance was "common sense" since when did "common sense" mean either utterly incompetent or eye-wateringly malicious

go piss girl

Creatives don't owe you shit. They fundamentally do not owe you shit. They made something. You saw it. There was never any responsibility involved. They don't owe you a "better version" of the work. They don't owe you "less problematic writing". They don't owe you more episodes. You deserve nothing.

I’m sorry I only accept Taylor Lorenz-initiated discourses if she’s posting them on here. we must to stop relying on imported discourses from hostile foreign powers like X Dot Com to fuel our posting wars, as a matter of Bluesky national security and poster sovereignty

Nothing is more depressing than watching young artists give other young artists advice like “only use one colour palette in everything you do to have a more recognizable brand” and “draw everything with a target audience in mind”

starting to realise these are probably what barbaracle is based on.

okay i've been playing @janichroma.bsky.social's pokemon rejuvenation and it has taken over my brain i need everyone to play it immediately. okay thanks send post.

Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/

okay so what team is everyone playing in pokemon champions. dont lie to me i know the venn diagram of pokemon players and bluesky users is a circle.

wait no because this adds up. same mannerisms and sort of cadence i guess?

Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way The metaverse: VRChat NFTs: adoptable fursonas Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions

you didn't try hard at shit, you told the water evaporation torment machine what to slop out into your trough and then uncritically ate it.

If they lost asm*ngold I think that's kinda game over, right? Some of the shittiest people in the world are even getting sick of this now.

Transitioning is essentially doing life on New Game Plus.

she thinks i'm not trying my best

how have we reached the point where maga are justifying extrajudicial public executions by armed state thugs.

taco bell order came back six burritos short. the president is hearing about this

can't wait until every single ice agent hits us with the nuremberg defense.

she date on my carbon til i decay.

you should play warframe bc you can have giant fucked up fungus dogs for pets

something i’ve realized recently is everyone loves to say they hate algorithms but very few people have made any indication they’re willing to move away from algorithmic social media

the things we do for video games are crazy because why are we setting up a windows vm on a linux system to update our xbox controllers firmware so we can connect it via bluetooth to our steam deck -🕸

okay so hello bluesky!! we are the arsenic system, we're overall pretty new here! :P we don't bite so feel free to interact! -🕸