I don't think the food available to all of us in the US is the best and we all need more fiber in our diet

Neoliberalism is why we're here

Can't wait to be somewhere on a Mediterranean coast in a Miata with the top down and the loml. Timing is the only variable.

I can't wait to leave the US permanently

Was losing steam for a sec but that nap helped me rally

I can underhand holding off if you planned to take a trip to Egypt or Dubai etc but not traveling internationally at all because of trump is crazy to me.

I'm not dying for Israel foh

Liar liar

It's gonna be a movie and I'll be there

I know zero Portuguese besides 'bom dia' and 'obrigado' but I'm sure it'll be fine lol

Woke up at 4am chilled for what felt like 30 secs and somehow it's 6:30 now? 😭

Keep the people in their communities safe

I really gotta lock in and learn how to use Claude

I'm going on tour in East Asia

Depends on the time of day Breakfast: Chai w/ a shot of espresso Lunch: Green w/ honey Dinner: lemon and ginger w/ honey

Paying for terrible food will legit ruin my day

I would've took this to the grave ngl

I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

I've got Google flights up on my second monitor and actively trying to decide between Bogotá or Lisbon

You and your ride: Me and Selena at 14,000 feet

This reminds me, I think my health insurance gives me a stipend for this.

Attempting to get the trip with the bros out of the group chat is always so frustrating man this is why I just move solo

I really have access to this whenever 🔥

Snowboarding today for the first time in almost a month

I like coconut water and drink it regularly but I understand the sentiment 😂

I don't necessarily want the pulp but also not gonna complain if it's in there either

I gotta take these twists out

Trinidad, Aruba, and Turks all gotta see me

Nuance doesn’t exist on the internet. You better have every possible point and outcome for every possible community listed and GOD HELP YOU if you don’t.

I took an interview just because I believe in keeping my options open but it's "hybrid" in-office 3 days a week and I'm very curious to hear what sort of money they offer because to give up my current fully remote role to start commuting again, it will need to be more than worth it.

Current me is folding me from 7 years ago, no contest.

No it's not especially if it's that deep dish bullshit which shouldn't even qualify as pizza lmao

The way a bonus check is taxed is CRIMINAL!!!!!

I really wanna go back to CDMX to see my cousin but also, South America and Europe are both calling my name 🤔

I haven't smoked in several weeks now for no particular reason at all. Kinda feels like I might be done with it and I'm not sure why.

I'm a virgin

This is precisely why I spam tf out of shoulders 😂

I think we as a society have moved past the need to hear Stephen A Smith's opinion on literally anything

I still have yet to see a single clip from this show besides these videos

Team off-site this week and meeting most of my colleagues for the first time IRL

Me at the function in the 80s

I ate so good in Spain

Booking my flight home with three legs back to Denver instead of the one with the 20 hour layover in Toronto was a mistake

I was so happy when Kendrick went after Drake. After years of hating him in a silo, I felt vindicated. I was truly in jubilee when Euphoria dropped 🧘🏽‍♀️

I had McDonald's for the first time in over a decade yesterday cause I was curious if it would be good in Europe, it was shit.

I'm genuinely so irritated to be flying back to the US, I shouldn't be feeling this way about going home.

Get at me 🫡

I regret not spending more time in Barcelona

I REALLY gotta stop treating flight boarding times like suggestions