Fuck you and them

I completely forgot I was off today till I started trying to work this morning

Alcohol, millennial.

On my own, I can't be saved, can't catch or ride my wave 🌊

Going out doesn't sound like the worst thing but then again I still have plenty of Ghosts of Yotei to play 🤔

Between 2 and 3

Right here, Digimon was the better show and Pokemon had better games.

It barely qualifies as pizza but okay

No wtf 💀😂

“You scaring the hoes” is gender neutral.

The jazz music in Hey Arnold is not talked about enough, my goodness. 😮‍💨

I keep all of this plus a bag of cat litter in case I get stuck in snow

I've got plenty. In college I used to keep my toolbox in my trunk just in case I needed to take a random trip to the junkyard after class to pull parts off cars for my car which always had something breaking.

Yes and she later broke into my apt and was waiting for me when I got home from work despite my asking her to go home.

I accidentally went on a date a few weeks ago but it was fun tho

Wet or dry depending on the flavor. With homemade blue cheese 🔥

Trinidad for carnival 🇹🇹

Weed is so intermixed I'm not even sure this matters anymore. I care more about the terpenes and strain.

Why am I an adult in the worst timeline 😂

Why this got me crying tho cuz we sure tf did 😭

New York and LA

Get off Hinge and get in the field, they all outside

This happened to me too, she was cheating on me with one of my best friends and got pregnant.

Just having fun with the bros, what's the problem?

Attending an HBCU is an experience like no other.

All this as friends

Lately every time I'm in the gym I keep seeing my old boss who I can't stand

PS5: I'm still finishing my backlog of games including GoW, Last of Us 2, and my low honor play through of RDR2. I also play Gran Turismo, GTA, No Man's Sky, and CoD.

Bitches to Rags Red Ball The story of Catcher Freeman

My dog is 12 and my cat is ~7

Go to therapy Seek out community Go to the gym

Yes it is - Leon Thomas

Way too long, I'm tired of traveling by myself.

7-7:30, show up any earlier and you'll probably have to help set up.

What does joining entail?

being nonwhite and working for ICE should be a “my family doesn’t talk to me anymore” level offense

Coco, Soul, and Up

Lmfaooo we are so cooked as a society but also, isn't this the plot of the movie Her?

Same shirt. Upgraded beast 🚀#blackskyfitness

A little embarrassed about how bad my real world Spanish is considering I've studied and practiced this language for well over a decade

Joe Biden told me he liked my bowtie when I graduated from Morgan

Absolutely love when I meet with clients and they just volunteer information without me having to press them for it and they do most of the talking

Fidel should've put more of their grandparents in the blender

This was the first thing I learned how to do and I started learning how to drive at 12

Idk who needs to hear this but relax your shoulders and unclench your jaw

The calls too

My cat learned how to open doors and I haven't had any privacy since.

People think being a Nerd is only tied to Anime, toys, etc. You can be a nerd for a lot of shit. Food, cars, music, etc. Use your brain.