Study: More Americans Converting To Mormonism In Hopes Of Getting Hulu Series theonion.com/study-m...

Oh boy…South Park is about to get some heat 😂

Never thought I’d consider cancelling Paramount Plus…but this ouster of Colbert stinks really bad.

I see what’s happening. Trump gets too sick and has to step down. Vance pardons him. Victims of Trump are not given justice. #EpsteinCoverup

Pretty much…time to decide… #Trump #EpsteinCoverup #MAGA

Well…it seems we are being held hostage by a pedophile president and his enablers.

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you

Let’s not forget: Trump promised he would go after “criminal” migrants. But instead he’s targeting farm workers who labor to put food on all our tables.

Hey Pam Bondi…are you going to keep lying for Trump or are you going to come clean about the Epstein files. There are jails for people that do coverups for criminals you know.

I got a fortune cookie with no fortune. What does that mean? 😳

Somehow it’s comforting that this man is still held captive in space. I wish I was there with him tbh. With little robot friends too. #mst3k

Coolest dream ever. I arranged to have Stephen King visit a school event where they were showing one of his movies…except I was wrong…it was some Tchaikovsky thing. But then I went to find him a prominent seat and I got lost and by the time I found a seat and went back to find Stephen he’d left.

Elon found another reason to attack Trump. 🤡🤡

Unironically, under Trump’s DOJ and FBI, there is nothing to see with the Epstein matter.

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

Texas Flood Disaster: The Deadly Cost of Trump’s DOGE Cuts and NOAA Collapse spookyconnections.com/2025/07/05/t...

Yay! I finally sung White and Nerdy at Karaoke! #weirdalyankovic

I am pretty positive that the majority of Americans don’t want to see nor will allow people to be eaten by alligators. This talk…while sensational and meant to make people angry…can’t happen in reality. Right?

Alarming access: DOGE, under Elon Musk, tapped into sensitive federal data across seven agencies, holding trade secrets and personal info on millions. Such power raises grave concerns over data security and citizen privacy. #DataPrivacy

Up and can’t sleep. I feel like my skin is cooking and I’m not even outside. Wow that sun was hot. ☀️

Just finished the Pride Ride for this year. It’s my third year! I had fun…till I almost died at the end. Also went to Comfest downtown. I’ll never wear a black tshirt in such a hot sun again 😂

The Nobel prize committee will really be lowering their standards if they give someone the peace prize for an 11 minute cease fire 😂 #NobelPeacePrize

Happy National Kissing Day! Now who’s coming over to make out with me? 😘 😂

Every time Jerry looks at me, he’s thinking about the milk in my boobs. Funniest line ever from Parks and Recs. 😂

My loneliness is killing me…and I…I must confess I still believe…still believe…

Breaking: BOSTON (AP) - Judge halts Trump administration effort to block Harvard University from hosting international students.

So I’m curious…what kind of crime does someone get charged with and jail time does someone get if they cheat to win a US election? Asking for the millions of Americans that voted for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz that were possibly defrauded?

Can we not go to war with Iran? Jeezus.

If Elon helps get Trump out of office…I’d buy a Tesla 😂

Hey press secretary - how about all the lies you are covering up about Trump’s health and the fake assassination attempt? Hypocrite.

NEW: A federal judge said the Trump administration defied his order when it deported a group of migrants to South Sudan yesterday morning -- and may have committed criminal contempt. w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social www.politico.com/news/2025/05...

“the Trump administration is turning a blind eye to the reality that climate change is a major threat to countries around the world…undermining the country’s capacity to understand the science of a warming planet, and to prepare for the consequences.” www.nytimes.com/2025/05/19/c...

Line cutter callout so far… 1. Like dude…there’s a line for the breakfast food. What are you doing? 😂

When you’re quoting Scalia on a Sunday morning.

Kerry Kennedy is in San Salvador to investigate some of the most notorious detention centers and prisons in the world. This makes me happy. One of the Kennedys who will remain on the right side of history. P.S. FU Jr.

ICE deported 3 children who are U.S. citizens The mothers were arrested at a routine check-in. ICE gave them no opportunity to speak with lawyers or their family members and deported them. The 4-year-old is suffering from a rare form of cancer www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

NEW: Crowd now growing at the Capitol where Cory Booker and Hakeem Jeffries are staging a sit-in on the steps. Is this building into something? If you’re in DC, they’re encouraging folk to come down there & support. #Resist (📸 Sen. Brian Schatz)

To all my Catholic friends and family...my condolences on the loss of the Pope. RIP

What an inspiring message from our President for Easter. He basically demonized more than half the country and spouted hate-filled gobbledygook. You Christians that voted for him should be ashamed.

Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has achieved only $150 billion in savings—less than 0.5% of the national debt—while causing widespread harm to essential services, including layoffs, agency dysfunction, and reduced public safety. 

Bring them back is the next hurdle...

I guess El Salvador is more powerful than the United States. How embarrassing.

So, if I understand correctly, the President of the United States is saying that the Supreme Court of the United States consists of nine “sick people,” including three whom he appointed. apple.news/AMHDqIFcpRxi...

This is GREAT NEWS… Pass. It. On. 😎✨

Please don’t underestimate how much FUN Donald Trump, Salvadoran dictator Nayib Bukele, Stephen Miller and Pam Bondi had today pissing on the grave of Abrego Garcia—a permanent legal resident of America with no record, a US-citizen wife, and 3 US-citizen kids. This is their JAM.