"guess your weight" carnival guy but it's "guess your pronouns"

Waiting to pick up my wife outside her work and a couple just walked past me and the guy was a full head shorter. Hell yeah brother

the pitt tier list of how well i think i would work with the characters in a workplace

hydrated obama: uhhhhhhh let me pee clear

we live in an apartment at the end of the hall and have to walk past a few neighbors' doors to come and go. a few months ago one of those neighbors installed a ring camera. the first thing I did when I walked past it was flip it off. it was gone the next day

Something mildly irritating about Starfleet Academy (I know, I know) is that they really did not keep track of the pronunciations. Really basic words like Khitomer (Kitta-murr) and Qo’noS (Kro-nohss) are getting fucked up. Don’t Mugato this shit man

my 2011 play "for the lulz" portrays a fictionalized 4chan-like site as run by a CSAM-obsessed hacker who stages massive cyberattacks on mainstream social media sites in order to raise the profile of his own site, and kills himself when he's exposed rather than face imprisonment.

does that Israeli-rapist-directed Melania Trump movie explain what “be best” is supposed to mean? I’m aware this question cannot be answered because no literate person has seen the movie, nor will they

really annoying that apple weather basically always has this exclamation point up in my taskbar for stupid reasons. the "severe weather advisory" is "it's cold" yeah man i can see the number next to it. make it a "cold" symbol rather than the exclamation point

I’ve said this before: I believe we need to invent methods of execution so absolutely baroque and inhuman that they trigger a universal genetic trauma lasting hundreds of generations, which prevents people from committing the acts that spurred those executions.

me during the entirety of this week’s starfleet academy episode

She oedi on my pus til I gouge my eyes out

Does Oscar Wilde’s brush with neoclassicism in Salome indicate that he would be a statue avi freak today? In this 15,000 word forum post I will

I'm not hating Starfleet Academy but oh my god they HAVE to go lighter on the CGI extras. Every scene they're in plays exactly like the CGI extras they added to all the original Star Wars movies, they're really distracting and the human actors onscreen act like they're not there

A guy I follow on YouTube just said he wasn’t sure if he was pronouncing “Wallace and Gromit” correctly. HOW ELSE WOULD IT BE PRONOUNCED

realizing that the weather channel was the original lofi beats to study slash relax to

dr mario caused the fent epidemic he’s a sackler

If you are an adult and believe even 1% in the drug trafficking shit, you are 2 times as stupid as the rubes who believed Iraq had WMDs. Like seriously, you should not be allowed to make your own financial decisions

Just walked by a guy on the street who was talking on the phone about a woman in his life asking chatgpt if she should commit suicide or not. Society is in absolute excellent condition and nobody in charge of any company needs to be executed

Paying my Eevee $5/month so it can evolve into Patreon

will: im gay eleven:

this month's skitbash episode of @dndramanerds.bsky.social devolves into a discussion about a guy i call "the chinese yakub"

Our @stillfleet.bsky.social campaign wrapped up yesterday! (Well the finale AIRED yesterday.) A real delight to sit down with this crew of mayhem makers and talk about the game.

Not only do @benferber.com, @dndramanerds.bsky.social, and company make fun AP; they also say smarty-pants things about gaming in general. It's always strange but nice to read/listen to reviews, and DnDN goes beyond the "good/bad" dichotomy, breaking down how game props lead to different emotions

fear is the mime killer

I, for one, think it’s GOOD they’re advertising a creepypasta “nonfiction” book by the Harry Potter fanfic guy also known for inspiring the biggest financial crimes in history, and a terrorist cult, and recently writing a 10k word Twitter post about how he *isn’t* a pedophile.

I find 2 doors in a dungeon with 2 guys guarding them. they say “one of us always lies and the other one also always lies. we are NOT going to give you ANY useful information on where to go.” I reply, “that’s fair. that’s basically your job as guards.” then they savagely beat me

We were thrilled that @benferber.com + crew decided to pick up Stillfleet for a season. The results are… well, just listen. TL;DR: there are extradimensionals, void elves, and deputy mayors. I laughed (a lot), and I was surprised both by the plot and the depth of these weirdo characters. D+DN FTW!

It's the FINALE of Start the Steal! Our "heroes" confront the artists of the galleryship they've been ordered to steal, and must decide if they *really* want to give their bosses a fully-functional starship. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d... www.dungeonsanddramanerds.com/episodes/epi...

The funniest thing about these Ryan Lizzo pieces is that he’s repeatedly like “this man, a metooed predator THIRTY years older than Olivia, was a huge scumbag for dating her” while Mr lizzo himself is a metooed predator TWENTY years older than her

Okay, finally processing various PAXU25 thoughts. While it's always great to meet new folks, it's also necessary to bring the distributed team to Philly to eat vegan cheezesteaks, etc. ❤️ @timespace.place @eeranu5.bsky.social @oddgobgrasso.bsky.social @benferber.com @funcityventures.bsky.social ❤️

We out here. Come meet the makers of Stillfleet, Blister Critters, Danse Macabre: Medieval Horror Roleplaying, and more! CC @oddgobgrasso.bsky.social @timespace.place @eeranu5.bsky.social Plus guests @benferber.com, GM Ryan, and Jenn de la Vega!

is this the first time that a president has blown another president

Start the Steal continues! The gang visits an avant garde alien art gallery. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... www.dungeonsanddramanerds.com/episodes/epi...

Kinda giving away the game with this title TBH. Check out our game of @stillfleet.bsky.social's Stillfleet, run by resident sicko @benferber.com for an incredible and intrepid cast!

watched the first episode of pluribus

Great game to back/buy! Get in while it's hot! Medieval horror setting where nobody can die anymore and when you DO die (which you will!) you come back to life with increasingly horrific mutant powers

Start the Steal continues! And folks...........we've got a COURTROOM EPISODE podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a... www.dungeonsanddramanerds.com/episodes/epi...

The voidminers return to Spindle to report to their supervisors at the Worshipful Company. Surely there’s a way to turn their failures into a string of sparkling successes…and avoid the Rebranding Hall? hop over to your podcatcher of choice to see what happens next in START THE STEAL!

he did it again!

Cuomo has the perfect opportunity to make Bud Dwyer look like a huge fucking pussy.

cole please, if you are seeing this, please convince them “fslur karate” is the ideal translation of “okama kenpo”

Thanks to the team coming out to #PAXU 25 with us: @timespace.place @oddgobgrasso.bsky.social @eeranu5.bsky.social @benferber.com + Jenn De La Vega + Ryan O’Connor!

That's right, PAXU attendees—thanks to Games On Demand (shout out to @brianliberge.bsky.social), we are running *4* Grit System games: 🐭 Blister Critters 🐍 🧟 Danse Macabre ⚔️ 🏴‍☠️ PICARO! 🐎 🚀 Stillfleet 👽 3 games are by us; 1 is published by @plusoneexp.bsky.social (PICARO!). All are very, very fun.

It's dramaturgy episode week! The gang sits down and talks character creation! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w... www.dungeonsanddramanerds.com/episodes/epi...

most peculiar thing i have ever seen in a twitter bio. what do you mean "currently reading macbeth." could you not read it in one sitting? what are you, in 9th grade??

just learned that the primary that the “joined blackwater in 2018 but also said he’s a communist on reddit” guy is running in is IN 8 MONTHS my god this government needs to collapse so the politics-entertainment cycle can reduce to like 1-2 months

There’s a side mission in pokemon legends za where you get harassed by a cop trying to get you to implicate yourself with false statements. They turn the music off to make it really tense. Incredible stuff