lowkey forgot I had this but hello from me and my hairy chest 🧸

Have been truly insatiable this week and it’s only Tuesday 🫠🥵

Have been truly insatiable this week and it’s only Tuesday 🫠🥵

Let’s give blue sky another go!

I just know they will continue to disrespect my girl Milotic by not giving her a mega evolution

Damn I love having a fat ass

#fcf Fat cunt friday

Damn I love having a fat ass

Eternally grateful for being spared of the white people lip curse 🫦

Casual reminder that Isr**l does not, never has, and never will have a "right" to exist, much less "defend itself". Hope that helps! Free Palestine!

Not only will I uninstall scruff but I will destroy whoever introduced that stupid fucking feature with hammers cause what do you mean I’m getting a push notification every time a random person I haven’t even spoken to posts a fucking story and I can’t disable the notification

Redoing my cv and having a background in design is awful cause wdym I haven’t looked at any of the content and I’ve been focusing on harmonious typeface pairings for like 30 minutes

Golden hour ☀️

One thing about me is I’m gonna lock myself out of my apartment

I look so moody here 😬 got rugby tonight too<3

Something something hump day

God bless hotel mirrors

God bless hotel mirrors

Got some new boots to become a rugby bear 🏉

I think we need to retire festivals selling tickets before even announcing who’s on the lineup cause wdym you want 350 from me to camp in a field and listen to mystery performer #7

Got some new boots to become a rugby bear 🏉

The plumpest 🥵

What do you think Dianne Wiest is up to right this second

Something something hump day

hello I’m here to attention seek again 🫶🫶🫶 how is everyone?

Feelin’ fuzzy

happy friday lovelies 🥰 i’m spending the evening getting all snuggly and watching LOTR what’re your plans? ✨

At several points throughout this pride weekend different people told me I have really beautiful green eyes and honestly my ego will never recover that’s such an elite compliment

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I have been in Manchester for one (1) night so far and I’ve already asked three different English people if they were happy about their ancestors committing a genocide against mine (the famine)

Wanna cuddle?

Just realised the 1975 are MUNA’s Soju Boys

Going 🚂 Manchester x

Good morning let’s get this bred

I have stepped on a plug three times in 24 hours? I’ve never stepped on a plug in my god damn life who hexed me

Is the harness cute

Got that pump 💪

Is the harness cute

happy monday 😌✨

Excited for Manchester pride this weekend but also the last two months have worn me the fuck out so I’m gonna be rocking up like this

Are you breasting boobily with your partner when you play Pokemon together y/n @touchestone.bsky.social

There is nothing like being silly and jesterly with the one you love

Sometimes I wonder if I’m depressed but then I cup my big fat ass in my hands and jiggle it a little and just ignore that thought for a little longer

Has anyone else noticed Grindr become unusable in the last week or so cause there’s so many bots tapping and messaging me and all of their bios are like “I’m an 0nlyfans model with 8” giving rewards to fans who support my page” garbage app in the first place but Christ

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You better be having a nice day 🥰 or else 👹

For your consideration: leg

golden hour at the gym 🫶🏽✨