spent the weekend in Edinburgh celebrating one of my favourite peopleeeee 😌 missing Scotland SOOOOO BAD

3 minutes left of my birthday but I turned 30 today! Am I… am I daddy now? Do I even have a choice?

Last day of my 20s…. Anyone wanna confess their love for me? Or perhaps buy me a sweet treat, either or

Please… stop taking nudes on the toilet… I just simply do not need to see your dick while you’re mid shit like IT’S FINE come back and take the pic another time

You better be winking

i made a lil return to the gym this week with an upper and lower day, and seeing the pump afterwards always feels amazing 🥰

One from the archives, but the stache is back for summer!

Turning 30 in less than two weeks and no one has offered to buy me cute jock straps… homophobia wins again 😔

Why are all of my friends so hot

Towel Tuesday. Can someone get MY back for ME?

hairy chests to the front 🫡

How you doing, down there?

Hey my tits are down here

Taking bf applications for someone who wants to cuddle 24/7 and maybe play some mtg after we ****

lowkey forgot I had this but hello from me and my hairy chest 🧸

Have been truly insatiable this week and it’s only Tuesday 🫠🥵

Have been truly insatiable this week and it’s only Tuesday 🫠🥵

Let’s give blue sky another go!

I just know they will continue to disrespect my girl Milotic by not giving her a mega evolution

#fcf Fat cunt friday

Damn I love having a fat ass

Eternally grateful for being spared of the white people lip curse 🫦

Casual reminder that Isr**l does not, never has, and never will have a "right" to exist, much less "defend itself". Hope that helps! Free Palestine!

Not only will I uninstall scruff but I will destroy whoever introduced that stupid fucking feature with hammers cause what do you mean I’m getting a push notification every time a random person I haven’t even spoken to posts a fucking story and I can’t disable the notification

Redoing my cv and having a background in design is awful cause wdym I haven’t looked at any of the content and I’ve been focusing on harmonious typeface pairings for like 30 minutes

Golden hour ☀️

One thing about me is I’m gonna lock myself out of my apartment

I look so moody here 😬 got rugby tonight too<3

Something something hump day

God bless hotel mirrors

God bless hotel mirrors

Got some new boots to become a rugby bear 🏉

I think we need to retire festivals selling tickets before even announcing who’s on the lineup cause wdym you want 350 from me to camp in a field and listen to mystery performer #7

Got some new boots to become a rugby bear 🏉

The plumpest 🥵

What do you think Dianne Wiest is up to right this second

Something something hump day

hello I’m here to attention seek again 🫶🫶🫶 how is everyone?

Feelin’ fuzzy

happy friday lovelies 🥰 i’m spending the evening getting all snuggly and watching LOTR what’re your plans? ✨

At several points throughout this pride weekend different people told me I have really beautiful green eyes and honestly my ego will never recover that’s such an elite compliment

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I have been in Manchester for one (1) night so far and I’ve already asked three different English people if they were happy about their ancestors committing a genocide against mine (the famine)

Wanna cuddle?

Just realised the 1975 are MUNA’s Soju Boys

Going 🚂 Manchester x

Good morning let’s get this bred