Andrei Kanchelskis Andriy Shevchenko

Benni McCarthy.

I see the Manchester Evening News have written their article about Dovestone(s) again.

Websites that only let you enter if you subscribe.

Sorry but I can't get with wanting Spurs to go down. I've simply never got over this. Don't so much want West Ham to go down as cease to exist.

On this day in Wyrd Britain history... 1998 - Boards of Canada released their debut album, 'Music Has The Right To Children'. m.youtube.com/watch?v=5O1i... And this weekend, they seemingly returned with their first new music in 13 years. youtu.be/6bghDcbzfEU?... #boardsofcanada

Arsenal are gonna get absolutely torn a new one today Clive.

Well this is nice. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Hartshead Pike. Skylarks (volume up. Sunny weather. Mental health boxes ticked off for the day.

We're at an all time low for football commentary.

That Cunha touch sums up the United Banter years. Stupid players making stupid decisions. #stupid

Trying to think of United wins at Chelsea. The FA Cup 3-5 is the only one I can remember as it was my birthday and I went. Other than that, nada.

10 minutes in and I'm turning the commentary down already.

That's not what the article says though is it.

This is very very good.

Come on, in to these town of serial killers, FC.

Yes, just like Messi 💉* *Allegedly

"Cheer up luv"

Three kids. That would be Natalie Portman the climate activist. Righto!

At work last week. Shows how important Dandelions are.

YES!

Both gone, detested each other.

Squirrel the sheep one of the happiest sheep I know

The narrators voice on that godforsaken Race around the world.

Grown man.

Rehabilitation of the Dandelion! No other plant in the Netherlands attracts as many bee species: 107. In early spring, when nothing else is blooming, it is simply there. Meadow bird chicks that have just hatched depend on the insects that are drawn to dandelions. No dandelion, no insect, no chick.

- I sent the note to the lab. They're demanding a million dollars. - Why would the lab demand a million dollars? #PoliceSquad

Some wonderful news Once hunted to near extinction, humpback whales are rebounding "We've stopped killing them," said wildlife photographer Chris Fallows. "Since the late 1960s,the population that was reduced to just a couple of thousand animals has come back to several hundred thousand animals"

My word!

See these regularly around Daisy Nook and Park Pridge. Amazing birds.

The match was three days ago lads.

That's a first spot of one of these for me.

Just went to follow someone (British btw) who looked like they could be a laugh but then saw their timeline was a bonfire of wall to wall Trump memes. So they can fuck off.

Tosh Lines been on the fat jabs.

Watching the Attenborough thing. Who knew cats are cunts. Too many of them.

Happy about that. Class fella Van Aert.

Listening to the commentary on TNTs cycling coverage. youtu.be/f4CizzE-zZo?...

Fuck me. As a United fans I've obvs been Arsenal all the way but this is making me want to sing Blue Moon, get a Curly Watts tattoo and wear shit jeans.

Right, a day of watching a predictable outcome in the Hell of the North. But first to split the Agapanthus* *Not a euphemism.

This is ace.

Remember the days when United were going for the league. Last thing you want on a run in is a midday ish kick off. The intensity just never there compared to evening kick offs. Over to you Clive.

This, up there with Rugby, boxing and poker as pastimes that I avoid people who like.

Ah yes, the day that reminds me more than any other how much I despise barbaric “sport”.

Again, we're a virus. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/a...

We're a virus. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

White dog poo. Did we get blasted back to 1984 during the night?

First time at FC for a couple of years today. Am I a glory hunter who only turns up for the big games? It appears so. #UTFR

I wonder why that was? A story as old as time.