Sorry, but 30 minutes at the end, when it potentially gets exciting, is as much Ryder Cup as I can stomach. It's just so dull and boring.

What he said.

Today is the 1st time I've considered relegation as a real possibility.

Foden missed a trick there. He had to pull out the boxing celebration, surely.

Only one man for the job now

We've some right morons in the fanbase "sAcK sELLeRs" ffs.

Thought about going to watch Everton on Saturday since we play Friday. Don't think I'll bother 😳

I'm in favour of safe standing. However, it seems a little unfair to change someone's seat after they've bought it without offering an alternative. Looks like I'm now an enforced stander.

The way we've fallen apart since Chris Wilder left is perversely the reason he needed to go. No club should be so reliant on one man. It's just a shame they've made a total and utter balls up with his replacement.

To Mee to Woo

Messed up buying Belle and Sebastian tickets. Consequently, I've a pair of general standing tickets available for Saturday 11 April in Manchester. DM if interested.

Who knew?

So Ibiza Boss kid is a Geordie, I would have guessed Burnley, but Newcastle makes sense.

It's moan about the kit day. Will it be the wrong shade of red? Will the stripes be the wrong width? Will the badge be in the correct place? So exciting.

Need @tyronej84.bsky.social to fill us in on these new signings for the women's team. Any good pal?

Stuart Murdoch at Shakespeare North 👀 🟡

Based on historical points deductions, I have Sheffield Wednesday on -8 and counting.

If half the stories coming out of Hillsborough are true, they are royally fcuked. 😬😳😮

Seen loads saying Carsley should get the senior job 🤦🏻 they seem to have forgotten the disastrous team he selected against Greece. Tommy Two Shells is on borrowed time, but Carsley definitely isn't the answer.

How it started...How it's going.

Extracts from Gary O'Neils Wiki page, sounds boss 😐

The new generation of darts fans, utter trash.

New owners are crackers if they think they can hit the ground running with an AI recruitment system. They can take a decade to get right.

@reluctantnicko.bsky.social what's happening at sheff utd Al?

I am starting to think that AI stands for always injured.

It might be a blessing in disguise losing the playoff final. It's too early in the journey for the new owners. We all know how brutal it can be learning on the job in the Premier League.

Clear and obvious errors, they said. That goal was given and disallowed over a subjective call. Fuck VAR and fuck the PGMOL. Liars the lot of 'em.

Any fans of other clubs asking why we don't sell out Wembley. That's it, right there, kicked in the bollocks every single time 0/10

I really dislike the Bournemouth manager, but I couldn't tell you why.

Pep being a mardy bastard is the icing on the cake.

@harrymcnally.bsky.social thought you might be interested in this.

Wednesday fans' obsession with how many and how fast we sell our Wembley tickets is astonishing. They're just not right in the head.

View from my seat at Wembley

Can I be the 1st to congratulate Sunderland on their promotion to the Premier League.

Sheffield united....

Why are Sheffield United so terrible at selling match tickets? Make an absolute dogs dinner of it every time.

I think I'm one of the few Blades that's pretty relaxed about the playoffs. If we went up and got the prestige and finance of the Premier League, then great. If we have another season winning more than we lose without VAR, also great. Win win to me.

Stoke would have got a red card, and United would have got a penalty with VAR last night. I still don't want it.

When you're bridesmaid at 4 but it's Stoke away at 8 🤣

Whittaker has just put on a great performance and managed to come out of it even more unpopular than before. Takes some doing that.

That referee should get the freedom of Burnley, wow, what a performance

It's all fun and games bantering with Leeds fans, but in all honesty, I can do without the Premier League. I'm still getting over the trauma of the last time. It's very nearly a closed shop now. We'd either be the whipping boys again or have to risk the club by overspending.

The life of a football supporter, eh? I've gone from 'we're going up as champions ' to 'I can't see where the next 3 pts are coming from' in two games flat.

How to fuck up a season in 2 easy games. The Sheffield United way. Fuming.

A dreadful performance against a dreadful Oxford side. We couldn't string 2 passes together against a side whose only weapon was a long throw. Embarrassing.

What a time to chuck in the worst performance of the season

Gotta love the Championship. It really is the joy division.

Might have blagged a Burnley ticket last night🤞