Well taken by DCL. Tough watch but this team have over-delivered in so many ways. Proud of them. Bijol MOTM? #LUFC

Anyone still awake? Working hard, but with no threat. Two great saves from Darlow. Proper end-of-season stuff. #LUFC

Isnt it wonderful feeling another team's existential terror whilst we're safe? #LUFC

We seem a bit flat. Just a midfield grind atm. Nothing sticking to DCL. Back to Brendy 1.0. DJ is not a wing back but grafting. They are crap though. Come on Daniel, release the hounds and lets get at 'em. #LUFC

Wahoooo WE ARE SAFE. Now let's see this #LUFC team with the shackles off. Note, we need to beat Spurs by 4 goals to go above Toon. Massive well done to Farke, Ampadu & the team and begruding credit to the recruitment team.

I was today's years old when I found that One Step Beyond was a cover version !!! 🤯 That's just madness (see what I did there 😉) open.spotify.com/track/2JX6SE...

Not pretty for long spells but job done. Farke should be very proud of what he's achieved. #LUFC Remember all those lazy pundits pre-season who said we'd go down? F**K YOU 🖕 #UNITEDAREBACK 💛🤍💙

It's no @acjimbo.bsky.social Where's his espresso? No sunglasses? Trendy roadside cafe? C'mon guys, Goalazzo didnt die for this! Didnt even call them 'At-letti' #Meelan

MAD STAT..... If Spurs, Burnley and Wolves go down it will be the league champions of 1959, 1960 and 1961 AND the FA Cup winners of 1960, 1961 and 1962 !! #LUFC

BoxPark today..... "You cheating bastard, you know what you are" for the lad in the @thesquareball.net scarf going 'one more' in the Ellie James quiz tie-breaker. Love it 😂😂😂😂 #LUFC

Pathetic..didnt turn up. YET AGAIN. Yes you can look at Brendy (particularly) and Stach chances but they never had to get out of second gear to beat us. As usual, great day out until the game started..... #LUFC

Well a 'good night's sleep before the big day' had me awake at 06.00am. Anyone else feeling excited ? COME ON LEEDS 🤍💙💛 #LUFC #GERRINTOEM

"Here we go with Leeds United...." #LUFC #ALAW #MOT

Bloody hell. Didnt deserve that ! Struggled with their through balls all night. Safe now? Got to be. Well done #LUFC

Not good news for #LUFC Players didnt play for him. Got him sacked. Will now be up for it. Having said that, we've got 4 points from them this season. Nothing to fear ! #GETINTOEM

Absolutely loving Jo Nesbo's Detective Hole on Netflix. Brilliantly shot, fantastic acting that really nails the books. If you like gritty, crime dramas & 'damaged' detectives, give it a watch. Tobias Santelmann really nails #HarryHole. Joel Kinnaman is deliciously evil as Tom Waaler. #JoNesbo

@thesquareball.net @michaeltsb.bsky.social @dan.thesquareball.net What a heart-warming, entertaining and lovely West Stand with that Indian guy. Really great to hear his story. Loved it. #LUFC #MOT

Tickets bought today; #LUFC London - FAC semi-final 💪 #SLF Holmfirth ✌️ MOT 🤝 HANX

Mate bought a semi-final ticket on my ST (by accident), had to find different (shittier) seats with a spare ST, then the payment processor crashed... had to find other seats again..... Finally sorted but fuckin hell it didn't need to be that stressful !! #LUFC

Well that was quite good 🎉🎉🎉🎉 #LUFC #UnitedAreBack

Hello.... FA? #LUFC

Jesus Christ we dont half make it gard dont we ! #LUFC

#NerjaWhites Come on LEEDS 💪 #Lufc

In the discussion of 'cup v relegation' you can NEVER take '72 away from us. We can come back from relegation. Even the semi in '87 is ingrained in the memory. No questions. Get into em 100% and create lifetime memories. #LUFC #MOT

Are England games always this dull? Only watching because of our god and saviour Marcelo Bielsa is there. #EngUru #lufc

Hey @deadbloke.bsky.social posh seats again? Look what you could have won.... Highlight of the night TBH 😬

Another unwatchable game. Thought Brentford looked a decent team. We simply didn't have the quality to break them down. Good point? 2 dropped? Dunno. Bijol MOTM #LUFC

Watched #PeakyBlinders Netflix film last night. 6/10 A bit meh. Too much 'whats in Tommy's head' for me. Some good old 'standard' PB walking in a menacing manner shots, some violence (not enough) and a little (not enough) other character stuff. I suppose a film has limited time v TV series.

Defiant is the word but....... DCL 😬 GG - terrible decision Why no second yellow for Johnson? Well done Leeds will take it but.... Oh and that ref 🫣 #LUFC

Great game #LUFC Had a real go at them for the first half hour. Had some great chances but didnt take them. Hung in with one of the best teams in Europe. Well done, lads 💪 Darlow MOTM. Roll on Tuesday.....

Watched Kiera Knightley Woman in Cabin 10 tonight. What a load of pap. 4/10

Just got back. Enjoyable day out in B6. Shame we couldnt hold on but we'll take a point. Just seen Nmecha's chance again 🫣😬 Maybe some tired legs and earlier subs? All in all well played #LUFC And a brilliant away end. Never stopped singing ! Oh and apparently I was on TV before the game 😎

Jesus #LUFC, how hard do you have to make it 🫣 Dreadful, but typical, FAC performance from us. However, the only aim is to be in the hat and we did that. Back to Brum next week for the serious stuff. See you all there.

Welcome to the relegation funhouse.... #CPFC #BHA #THFC #LUFC STAYING UP 💪💪

That was the maddest game. We were dead and buried. Penalty brought us back to life followed by the scruffiest goal ever. Got to give it to the boys. Dug in for that one 💪. MOTM Cole Palmer 😜 (and Bogle) #LUFC "Two nil and you fucked it up"

What. A. FUXKING. IDIOT #LUFC

Press isn't working. Huge spaces for Palmer and we dont know what to do with Jao Pedro. Lucky to be only one. System not working at all. #LUFC

Fuck off, Pep, chatting to opposition players after the matches. Smacks of power games. Some of these players should grow some cahones and tell him to do one #MCINEW

How are Brentford playing in a change kit with the same sleeve colour as Villa??

@deadbloke.bsky.social Two wrong 🫣

Didn't do ourselves any favours and they didnt have to do too much to beat us. Think we maybe gave them too much respect. Onwards and upwards Forest game very important now. #LUFC

Excellent half from #LUFC Hope we dont regret getting more in an utterly dominant half.

Listening to @thesquareball.net pod this morning saying 'its all gone quiet on the Strand-Larson front' at EXACTLY the same time the newswires are shouting about a #LUFC offer for him 😄 This is the insight we're here for @michaeltsb.bsky.social @dan.thesquareball.net 💪💪

Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.

So this new thing they've added into the FAC this year.. f...o...u...r...t...h... r....o..u...n....d? Never heard of it TBH and cant see it catching on. Sorry.... what? They have it every year????? #LUFC

We've seen this cup tie before. We meander with nothing much happening, then sleepwalk into letting a sloppy goal in, opposition get the bit between the teeth and we go out again. #LUFC

Mental game. Some poor defending and some great attacking at times. Shouldnt have lost that. Deserved a point. Perri not good enough. Thinking where we have come from in the last 4 months. Got to put it in perspective. #LUFC Loving the new guy we bought in this transfer window #Brendinho

Take the point but got to point the finger at Perri for their goal. Thought Brendy and Bijol were good. They're a very average team. #LUFC

Was halfway through a film and have just realised I'm watching the wrong film 🤣🤣 Meant to be watching The Accountant 2..... The Amateur is actually quite good 😃 Couldnt work out what the back story was to The Accountant !

Had to go to Liverpool passport office today. Mooched around Museum of Liverpool for an hour or so killing time. I know the whole Beatles/Scousers/80s unrmployment/#suchaspeshcialcity thing is a bit boresome but it did get me thinking why hasnt #Leeds got a city story/pride museum like that?