Out in the wilds

*plays the Titanic song in pan flute* 📸 @dogcrimes.bsky.social 🎉 @fetchnw.com #FursuitFriday

boyfrien smells 💙💙

Chag Pesach sameach!

"Ubi amor ibi dolor" (Where there is love, there is pain) Commission for AeroSpaceWolf on twt Thank you so much for the opportunity

Doggy got a raise Doggy got a bonus Doggy is immediately spending this windfall on musical instruments and weed

somehow, someway, in some bizarre circumstance, I ate 3 donuts and a huge americano and now, mysteriously, my tummy hurt

My boyfriend farted himself awake. Happy birthday to me 💙

Just had every intention to text my cat that I'm omw home Why am I like this

Like ok my boyfriend is cool and all and he got me a nice present but Cat. 💙🐈‍⬛

Wow cant wait to get pregnant tonight Happy valentines dayyyyy

Why did we, as a society, stop wearing capes I wish to dramatically leave the mcdonalds with a flair of my cloak

WHY IS UDON SO FREAKING CUTE I'M GONNA DIIIIIIEEEEE

He listens to Caroline Polachek and eats ass like a CHAMP I am about to marry this man I s2g

Cant imagine living anywhere else 💙🌃

Oh so thats where I get it from

Purple!! Here is my critter with purple 💜showin’ off the back and front of his suit for the rosettes! 🎨: pagrynga 🎨: wildsabercat 🪡: myself

To the person who was openly looking at Pokeporn on the bus today: Nice.

A boy who likes me for me and me being a bossy little goblin??? A boy who treats me with respect and communicates feelings??? A boy who lets me bite him <hard>???? A boy who actively wants to spend time with me???? What the fuck is happening??????????

Earthquake in Oklahoma tonight, smol quake near Seattle today....... the fk is happening¿

MY FAVORITE BAND IS PLAYING IN SEATTLE IN MARCH AAAAAAAAAAA AND I GOT TICKETS AAAAAAAAAAA

Rt if you love hot wings or would get pegged by women 🤫

Ive been home for 15 seconds and this

god I love being a bottom 💙

Himbo art museum date Himbo cooking me dinner date Himbo impregnating me date

Mole enchiladas my belovéd

So many "I didnt know you had a big dick" texts today 🥰🥰 now get on your knees and say "please" and I might just stuff that muzz full, big guy

Hi Some of you know and most of you dont, but my doctor found a strange lump in my abdomen in November. Happy to say, after my radiology appointment today, it is most certainly not cancer and I'm gonna be fine. Sorry for being so distant the last two months, this has been eating me up a bit

You guys I manifested this man 🙏 happy 2024 to meeeeeee

Ah, the simple pleasures of life: Sipping lemonade on a hot summer day A phone call from a loved one Saying "good boy, keep going" to the sweaty smelly beefy himbo top in the pup hood that's gooning on my butthole The smell of fresh cut grass

To my fellow bottoms I say: happy new year 🎆🎈🎊 🎉🥳👏👏 To the tops I say: 🔪 watch out, good luck 🔪

Believe victims. Ignoring them because you refuse to believe someone you know does bad things makes YOU a bad person.

Being in a relationship w me is a rapidfire pendulum swing between pervy, debased, absolutely unhinged horny goblin shit Or crying because I got us matching socks and its the cutest thing ive ever seen

ⓘ this user has your social security number

Always use the Oxford comma, friends, a few example: I like pits, paws, and piss. You should fuck, choke, and breed me. Give me your socks, jock straps, and workout clothes.

I always heehee and haha at people with pronouns in their email signature that don't also respect the pronouns in my email signature :) I can correct you, sure, but it's way funnier if your boss has to correct you several times in the same meeting

Awww my old fuck buddy from home sent me a dick pic and "merry christmas, cocksucker" 💙 So nice to be remembered during the holidays 🥰🥰

Him my best friend 🥹🥹

Dark souls + hot chip + edible + bluetooth buttplug 💙 happy hole-idays to me

damn bro u piss so loud 🫦🫦🫦

#FCF post? Just a tease 💦

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More tops in collars More tops in collars with LEASHES More tops in collars with leashes that I AM HOLDING And while I'm at it, more tops in collars with leashes that i am holding and chastity cages

Happy K*ssinger is De*d Holiday Party 💙🥳

Nbd just impressing the CEO with my holiday piano skills

Real serious question If you saw a professional musician currently and actively performing on their instrument would you just like walk on up to them and chit chat about how you minored in music 35 years ago in college????? Like lady PLEASE I am WORKING ?????????

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 🎅

Ok google set Puppy volume to 100%

I wish I could text my cat while I'm at work