Tim Rogers - Head of Slop - for GitHub, accidently admitting here that his product team do fuck all user research 🤦‍♂️ www.theregister.com/2026/03/30/g...

This Suryavanshi kid is something special www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...

He's right www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...

Warmongering as a line item in the revenue column of a balance sheet www.reuters.com/world/middle...

this is art

Well, after last night’s GBNews debate I no longer need to explain to students the risks of using AI to write papers since Matt G has done us all a favour by having a fever dream meltdown trying to justify it. And to think we thought his contributions to academia were over.

"Great success!" …"High five!"

Gutted for Wales.

Total sales team 1: 0 Total sales team 2: 0 You're all fired #TheApprentice

Pasha spraying herself in the face with a flosser Perhaps she can buy one of those shoe dryers off of Levi That's if he's dragged him self away from swimming lengths in his waist deep puddle #TheApprentice

'I stepped in a lot of puddles up to my waist' #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

"I stepped in a puddle right up to my waist" No mate. That's not a puddle. That's a fucking pond #TheApprentice

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Good. It was always a pathetic tantrum of a lawsuit Nazi boy can fuck off back to his cave and lick his wounds. No law that forces people to spend money in his sess pit

Sensible move. This was always a desperate play from OpenAI. Sora generative video got trashed this week too. Altman will have better weeks. Given how quickly they're being left behind on a lot, this wont be the last bad one he has in 2026 www.reuters.com/business/ope...

Good. Now jail some execs. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Yes. It has. It's pure greed by the manufacturers. But we can't moan about it. The only way this changes is if people refuse to buy the things. Bitching on social media will change fuck all. Vote with your wallets www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Blimey. The Spuds are really dire aren't they

What a cracking game

Best news I've seen all week

Not used Uber for several months. Prices for a local trip 3x today what they were back in the autumn. And no indication of surge pricing Guess now all the local cab firms have been killed off, the price gouging begins

Not Chuck Norris !! 😢

Fuck me. Isn't the sack absolutely jam packed with shit already. How can there be more room

These phishers sure are clever buggers. You've got to be looking super close at this to spot whats wrong [email protected]

They're not wrong www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

"I'm not afraid" Says the man who dodged the draft youtu.be/7kd132y0QBU?...

This is a really really really bad precedent

What the fuck happened at half time

FFS

In out in out shake it all about. Help me with my war Don't help me with my war. I was only testing you about my war. It's schizophrenic

Call with Houston office runs WAY over. Not gonna make it to PL for tonights game Vs Orient Bugga

Suspect he won't be the last www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Oh fuck right off you racist cunt www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...

Oh wowsers www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Honestly. Would not be surprised if it turns out the update 5 months ago - that introduced this - was "vibe coded" with Claude (or similar) generating the unit tests to mark its own homework.

Saturday evening: Casually scoring the goal which probably wins arsenal the PL Monday: Double Geography lesson with Mr Giggs #MaxDowman

I guess a week is a long time in warmongering

Just fire Lawrence into the moon now. Useless twat Absolute charlatan #TheApprentice

4-1 flatter us a bit to be honest. But I'll take it #AFCWimbledon

4-1 flatter us a bit to be honest. But I'll take it #AFCWimbledon

So I wake up this morning to find some evil litter oik has poured chlorine in my fish pond

Bloody hell The Spuds are finished aren't they. This is not a side that has the ability to fight a relegation battle.

Who'd have guessed that appointing a moronic inexperienced child into a position of authority that it wouldn't end well www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Markets down. Mates all have their buy positions locked in. Now for the fairy tales to try and turn things round Profit

Marc confirming that he's such an odious feral shit of a man literally nobody wants to spend time talking to him

No thanks KP. Stick to your Rhinos

Triple firing Brutal. But needed. Sugar needs to fire all 11 off the tossers remaining next week. #TheApprentice

Jezuz. The Spuds really are bad aren't they

Got a feeling England wont get within a hundred runs of that India total

Catches. win. matches