it does make me so sad that i cant have some foods without my stomach hurting so so bad. it's torture most days

You know what I love? When I finish reading a brand new book for the first time & the spine now has some creases in it. It's like a blatant symbol of "I was here. I touched this thing. I read it. I swallowed it. I experienced this story"

craving freshly installed carpet smell

still gutted about this

the kpop twitter arguments i was in back in the day when i was jobless primarily centered around which big 3 girl group was the most employed, truly so ironic and hilarious. and then i was a huuuge loona fan??? literally fighting for my life EVERY DAY

emailing this to my congressman. 🖕 👱‍♂️ 🐛💤👔🐛 ⛽️ 👢 ⚡️ 8=👊=D💦 🎸 🌂 👢 👢

i want a lesbian sniffies app, give it to me NEOW

WAH *in the tone of snooki from jersey shore*

sayo says im a liar but i think im just a person who has many truths....and those truths contradict each other 😘

stressing about my birthday dress

it's been a few months since ive had an upstairs neighbor and the new guy is a musician who plays guitar and sings and currently he's giving rob pattinson's let me sign

i wish i could buy an edible at the airport

glup shitto making an appearance, no but hard agree here

sometimes i read stuff on here or on ig and i feel like im having a stroke. i dont think it's me, i think people are becoming bad writers. like...what some of these folks r writing is genuinely incomprehennsible

i think im gonna make it to work before 8 today! i just had to wake up at 530 😭

i had a dream that i had a natural south london accent but i wasnt like.....from there?? also i had my old mini cooper,,,and i LOST IT!?? clearly did not sleep well

making noxious gas in my belly rn

i want some chips so bad

my dad is so funny, he's alright

ooooooooo

chat should i dj my bday party

they started putting olipops in the office ehehehehe

tit maxxing till I die

living in a constant cycle of my tummy hurting and then not hurting

you ever start reading a book and you can feel it breathing life into you? like something in you was lost or drifting and you found it in a book 🥹

sausage biscuit with egg

i just cleaned my house in one evening instead of several days...like i was really productive this eveniiiiing yesssssss

my job is literally just like renovating a house..."ooo we should tear this wall down, it'll open up this room and it'll be so nice" then we tear it down and find that the foundation has actually just rotted out

my tummy hurts in such a crazy way and im still debating if i should go to the office today

🥵🌡️

thank god

like....she makes me sooo maaaad so maaaaaaad

i haaaaaate buying dresses because they dont make them with big tiddies in mind. like why do i have to go get it tailored? i shouldnt have to spend extra because i was BLESSED!?

ig keeps pushing infected mushroom to me and i wish they would stahhhp

we dont need a second one 😭😭

INNITTTTT

my auntie telling me ti wear a lavender dress to her lavender wedding is cracking me up because yes i will do that absolutely

something about the office air disturbs my tummy as soon as i walk in

dom 🆙

euuuuuuuuughajgjgsjgdjgdkgkgsjgslhslhdkhjaffj

just realized i need to grow out my eyebrows for edc or the sweat is gonna be BRUTAL

i wanna play guitar hero legends of rock so baaaaad

sabbatical so close yet so far

why does 10minutes of raw sun exposure give me the itchiest fucking rash??? i just feel like that's unfair

i need a portillos hot dog and fries, stat

if bts ever does like an eras style tour...id pay good money to see them. like... add butterfly to the setlist kings, i know that's a 10 years old song PLAY THE TRACK ANYWAY

u know i havent had a kiwi since i was a kid, what if im not even allergic anymore what if its fine

south of midnight being an xbox exclusive is an injustice to me specifically

what the hellybronjames

me and my cat are twinin' rn