@timladerach.bsky.social : “I’m going to go get food” Me: *gets very excited because am hungry* “What food?!?!” @timladerach.bsky.social : *shocked pause* “I meant mail. I am going to get mail.” Me: *devastated* “Those two things are drastically different. How did that even happen?!”

“You don’t use your turn signal at a roundabout. You just drive! ” — @timladerach.bsky.social

Tipsy @timladerach.bsky.social : *rolls down window in a construction zone* *shouts at construction workers* “How much do you get paid?!?!?!”

It’s always a good day when my swim athletes hit a win! Especially when said athlete is the husband. Even more especially when a year ago they were nervous about getting in the pool after a bad open water experience.

What a great Easter Sunday. Church w/ friends, brunch @ Josephine (👌), and hyping @elilad.bsky.social’s open house in North Old Town. Seriously — that condo is a stunner. And the rooftop deck has some of the best Potomac views.

This feedback on my listing is pure gold. 😂

Tell me you did it right without telling me you did it right. @timladerach.bsky.social

I have been judged. @timladerach.bsky.social

Why is the quality of my work so much better when done at the 11th hour? Design something weeks in advance: total crap. Design something riiiiight before a deadline? Genius. 🙄

Finding an unopened bottle of Knob Creek 12 year in the back of a cabinet is always a great way to start an evening read. #bourbonandbooks

Another day of productive procrastination. Today’s responsibility avoidance is sponsored by ClickUp University. - Now pay up 😜

Me: Should I put that quote on BlueSky? @timladerach.bsky.social: Don’t ruin BlueSky for me @timladerach.bsky.social: I would never go back there Me: 😈😈😈

The pressure of the first post on a new platform is both intense and absolutely ridiculous. 🙄 Here we go.