This is a national security film. You can give feedback, but you’re wrong.

Me, right before the nuke hits my city.

A 10/10, flawless film.

Look, I'm not really into elder abuse, but if some geriatric approached me on the street and offered me 200K, I'd take that rube for all the money and disappear like a fart in the wind. Go back to Nevada and die in the desert like your God intended and leave these fucking people alone.

The beautiful thing about ballmaxxing is that Darwin would have absolutely no notes. This is the process working exactly as intended.

We’re going to find out that he fucked the rat, aren’t we?

I’ve seen infants and toddlers die from conditions that never should have killed them. Enough for two lifetimes. Sure, vitamin K deficiency bleeding is rare...but why take the fucking chance? We live in the stupidest timeline with the dumbest people. I want to get off this ride.

Get those Polymarket bets in folks! (God I wish I was joking.)

Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

I'd let John Waters rewrite Aliens. The xenomorphs are somehow both terrifying and campy. Ripley is a chain-smoking dyke. The Marines are replaced by a cast of Baltimore oddballs and drag queens. The body horror! Burke, a corporate sellout, is the villain. "This time, it's war." (In poor taste)

One clot. That's all I'm asking for.

Look, I’m never going to glorify war but this gives me a fucking boner. Spiritually speaking.

Be burned at the stake for being a witch most likely.

An image because I was over the character limit. This was *tough*.

If I see another email with “for all intensive purposes” I’m going to riot.

I always pull it. It’s one of the few serous membranes that doesn’t taste great when cooked.

Someone should tell Ben that animals facing environmental collapse, food scarcity, or existential threat naturally stop breeding. We are animals. This ain’t fuckin’ rocket surgery.

Sparky’s Dream by Teenage Fanclub

Authorities report that nothing of value was lost.

Knowing what I know of the Navy, this was probably a lovers’ quarrel.

1. A Special Italian from New Deal in Revere, MA 2. A Cubano from Sanguich de Miami in Miami 3. My special French Toast PB&J

The worm is the most reliable brain in this administration…

No notes.

Sure. Why not? 🫠™️

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

What's your all-time favorite line in a movie?

Imagine being stuck in the car like “can we get mcdonald’s” and your dad is elbow-deep in raccoon dicks.

Be nice to Dave Chappelle, it took a lot of effort to pass off Eddie Murphy’s whole schtick as his own, including the persistent spectre of trans women forever haunting their careers

The Pope, who as it turns out has some passing familiarity with theology, could not be reached for comment as he was occupied with his day job, which is also theology. www.9news.com.au/world/jd-van...

What did you expect? The man has all the charisma and appeal of a wet fart.

From the options listed? A4Y But my ideal dog is nicely striped, on a New England style roll, with yellow mustard and relish. Maybe some sauerkraut & white onions if available. I'm a simple broad.

World’s fucked. Doin’ drugs.

I don't have enough booze in the house to deal with this shit.

Fire him into the sun.

I’ve seen a lot of this rock and I do my best to find the best in any city. But….I once got so violently drunk in Columbus Ohio that I shit in a bathroom sink at McDonald's & then passed out under a tree. So yeah, Columbus. Cursed.

“Ah, yeah. That’s the spot.” The Dog Portal™️ has opened once again and allowed this fearsome beast to cross over to our realm.

Woke up and brain chose violence. Phở is the best medicine.

Pump this straight into my veins.

The Red Sox End of list.

Is the hat ridiculous? Yes? Are the clashing shirt & jacket patterns even more offensive to me? No question.

Fuck yeah they are.

This is gayer than two dudes fucking.

Look, I’m not big into the whole astrology thing, but I can get on board with this particular horoscope.

Tinder: Let me scan your camera roll to determine what you're into. My Camera Roll: