VYPER'S NICE. WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF HER #deadlock #vyper

A kind reminder of my audience for this my Blue Sky

new life motto

Hope you all are having a good Saturday! ...cause I'm not. 🫠

>Super cold outside >Heating doesn't work >"I like it cold but should get it fixed so the AC works too when it gets hot." >Fixed >Getting hot >AC doesn't work >"God fucking damnit!" Help. 🫠

Teasing my male friend

>Guy comes in daily for a pint of Hennessy. >Pays >Me: "Alrighty, take it easy!" >Custy: "..." Doesn't waste his breath saying anything to me. Its almost as if he wants absolutely nothing to do with me. Yet, he sees me every single day, since he only gets enough for the night. Curious... 🤔

Man, I get some real winners under my employ. From a girl yelling at me for a guaranteed off day every week that I had no control over, to a woman that called out if she felt any sort of bad that morning, to a guy that verbally said he chooses himself over this job. Now I have a gay conservative.

How alcoholics get their non-drinking friends to go to the store for them is beyond me. Nothing's worse than a person coming into the store, making a b-line to the register and the first words out of their mouth being "I don't drink." Great, now I gotta hold your hand and walk you around the store.

How'd I go from having debilitating lower back pain to rolling hips and throwing ass in VR in 24 hours? Drugs and alcohol son! I'm still sore though, help.🙃

I'm at Soup.

shitpostery I had to run with (with @strayashei.bsky.social)

Undiagnosed ADHD is bad, but I think the most damaging part of it is spending an entire childhood feeling like a Bad Kid no matter how hard you try not to be. You can't pay attention (you want to), you don't try hard enough (you want to), and you waste your time on useless stuff (you don't want to).

Welp, once again, my mom lost her job. And, once again, it was over some bullshit that was none of her business but she just couldn't sit idly by and let it slide. Lets recap, shall we? 4 VA / hospital chaplain jobs, a safe house job, and a prison(!) job. Prison. She got kicked out of prison!

Just found out there's a hiring freeze. I still need an employee at my store. I'm gonna lose my shit. I've already lost my shit but more is gonna conjur up and I'll lose that too. 😥😫😭

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Dude, can you hurry up and take the damn photo!? A-are you just staring? Jerk! Commish for @replyrot.bsky.social #furryart #nsfw #pegaart

We thank @aoc.bsky.social for speaking the truth about age verification in the House E&C hearing today! As she stated plainly, and we agree, age verification is a smoke-screen for censorship. It is NOT about kids safety!

hey look a fun history lesson!

ppl who still commission their favourite artists even in this era where everyone is broke and genAI is being pushed on us at every opportunity—you are appreciated more than words can express!!!

Hey! You can't just cum all over your about section! I was reading that!! #hyper #bustyboy Busty monkey boy, Designed for Solid Optimus as a commission :)

Cool roommate

she is reading multiple forced orgasms mindbreak pred/prey fanfic of her otp for #yaoiday #furry

Starting to get annoyed by people complimenting the music now. I have local on the 8s playing and people comment on it. Meanwhile, when I was playing clean, chill hip-hop, no one said a thing. Actually, a few flat out said it sucked. I'm gonna change it back to hip-hop just to spite them.

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Bsky, in these most dire of times, I offer to you the most precious and beloved fox in my arsenal, the famous bworp! fox. (Not to be confused with Bworp the fox) Cherish them 🤍🖤🦊

So how about those Winter Olympics huh... 🥴

People talk about getting cross-faded, but never been in a liquor store when someone walks in so loud that you think they rolled up in a mobile dispensary lit on fire. Like why do YOU need alcohol? You're higher than America's deficit there bub. Only thing you need is Taco Bell and a nap.

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comm for @raine1082.bsky.social :3

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This is so many of y'all rn

Tired of working on myself. I will now be unapologetically insane. I want people to dislike me not because I'm too quiet, shy and awkward to be around, but because I'm too wacky and weird, incapable of reading a room, and so unfunny and easily amused, its astonishing. Hold on to your butts!

This will forever be one of my fav memes XP

I wonder if I scare or turn people off with my personality. They see this curvy fem-presenting persona, then meet a semi-deep voiced old chud behind it all. Theres not a feminine bone in my body. Whole persona is a bro you drink and watch football with, but has a massive rack and birthing hips.

Partreon release - Pin up voted on by my patreons. Guess they love me as a busty boi too #NSFW #busty #furry #hyper #boobs

I LOVE BEING A FURRY