Just uploaded: Hobo repeatedly punches bucket filled with tightly packed fish guts [AUDIO]... Sorry I mean my latest radio show soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...

My watch just told me I hit my bedtime target last night. No one tell it that this was because I ate so much junk food I passed out on the sofa.

With it being this close to Valentine's Day, it's important to remember that after AIDS there was NRS, and after NRS there was UBT. Also, never trust your thermocheck.

Literally uncorrected Word's autocomplete switching my hyphen to an emdash because I dont want anyone reading my document to think I used AI. Weird times.

Just uploaded: Epstein's Spotify Playlist. Sorry I mean my latest radio show soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...

Fantastic youtube.com/shorts/rj_kT...

This is one of the only things keeping me positive about the state of the world right now. I really hope the GOP are stopped from preventing the midterms.

Just uploaded: Expired food party ends in multiple chronicle bathroom disasters [AUDIO].... Sorry, I mean my latest radio show soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...

Out here trying to hit my protein with 52 bombabloodclartpussywagon chicken nuggets.

What's normally there? Pubes, sweat and a foul odour I guess? Weird question. soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...

The Fragrance Shop are the final boss of dark patterns today. Spend over £75 and they give you a "free" £15 membership that gives 25% off. It's cheaper to get the membership than not at that price. Catch is it's reoccurring. Sign into their app and you need to call to cancel. 155 in the queue rn 📞💩

Very satisfying to keep seeing clips on the reddit front page of whichever Paul it is getting the shit knocked out off him by Joshua. The last one I saw had Sonic's rings flying out if him.

New notification algorithm is in full swing and bang on the money. How does it know I like to dress my victims as ballerinas?

Sending this one out to all the Clarts - bumba, batty, blood and Newport soundcloud.com/djbrainz/win...

Every winter when I'm in the garden handling my dog's expulsions with rubber gloves, this image always flies into my head without fail

The egregious algorithm manipulation I think has finally reached a tipping point for me and I want to be here. Main problem is I'll miss my favourite shitposting accounts. Recommendations for brainrot only Blueskiers gladly taken.

no cap frfr this be bussin fellow-kids.gif soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...

Just uploaded: Uncovering the true German fascist origins of Italian Brainrot names - Tralalero Tralala will shock you... sorry, I mean my latest radio show soundcloud.com/djbrainz/a-w...

Just uploaded: Runny dump sizzles on a hot tin roof... Sorry, I mean my latest radio show soundcloud.com/djbrainz/han...

Just uploaded: Tweenwave tear up - 2 hours of the wettest skidmarks on record soundcloud.com/djbrainz/sho...

Just uploaded: ball-clamped gimp screams to completion... sorry, I mean my latest radio show soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...

Just uploaded: Garage n Bass Dirtier That A Diddler – Episode 426 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...

Just uploaded: Garage n Bass Makes Me Go Crazy – Episode 421 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...

Sup bussy'oles. I've been playing other people's music again and taking the credit for it. Just uploaded: Get A Cracking Start With Some Garage n Bass – Episode 418 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ soundcloud.com/djbrainz/get...

This was the reason HR issued Batman a formal warning

Just uploaded: Garage n Bass Said You're A Lotion Man – Episode 416 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...

Just uploaded: Empowering Garage n Bass – Episode 405 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ brainfartz.co.uk/2024/07/empo... soundcloud.com/djbrainz/emp...

I threw fish guts at a child and recorded their tears, looped it for 2 hours and uploaded it as my latest podcast episode. Check it out. soundcloud.com/djbrainz/lat...

Just uploaded: @sub.fm Show 29-02-2024 - Garage n Bass That's Coming Out soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...

Just uploaded: Garage n Bass Lyrical Blow To Your Jaw – Episode 395 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ soundcloud.com/djbrainz/gar...

#NewArchive @mrbrainz.bsky.social - 13 Jan 2024 #Soundcloud soundcloud.com/subfmradio/b... #Mixcloud www.mixcloud.com/subfm/brainz... #HearThisAT hearthis.at/subfm/brainz... #UKGarage #Garage #UKG #2Step #SpeedGarage #UKBass #DJ #Mix #Podcast #SubFM #SubFMArchives

#NewArchive Brainz - 30 Dec 2023 #Soundcloud soundcloud.com/subfmradio/b... #Mixcloud www.mixcloud.com/subfm/brainz... #HearThisAT hearthis.at/subfm/brainz... #UKG #UKGarage #Garage #2Step #Bass #DJ #Mix #Podcast #SubFM #SubFMArchives

At the top of the hour, Meathead is jumping pon deck for my last show of 2023 on @subfm.bsky.social. Tune in for some Swiss Yodelstep, Armenian GabbaHouse and the latest Cambodian Bongobreaks. 3-5PM Watch on sub.fm/tv #Garage #UKG #UKGarage #Bass #Breaks #DJMix

Just in before Christmas it's the In The Garage awards 2023 with me and my great pal Phonetix. Seasons Greetings one and all! intheukgarage.com/2023/12/itg-...

#NewVideo @mrbrainz.bsky.social - 16 Dec 2023 youtu.be/KxKe0yev6bc #UKG #UKGarage #Garage #2Step #UKBass #DJ #Mix #Podcast #SubFM #SubFMTV #YouTube

#NewArchive @mrbrainz.bsky.social - 16 Dec 2023 #Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/subfmradio/b... #Mixcloud: www.mixcloud.com/subfm/brainz... #HearThisAT: hearthis.at/subfm/brainz... #UKGarage #UKG #Garage #2Step #Christmas #Bass #UKBass #DJ #Mix #Podcast #SubFM #SubFMArchives

Just uploaded: Latest @subfm.bsky.social show - The XMAS SPESHY! Bait Xmas Garage n Bass Straight Outta Lapland – Episode 391 – Bumpy UK Garage with DJ BrainZ soundcloud.com/djbrainz/bai...

#NewVideo @mrbrainz.bsky.social - 02 Dec 2023 youtu.be/H3BfFQOTmR0 #UKGarage #UKG #Garage #UKBass #DJ #Mix #Podcast #SubFM #SubFMTV #YouTube

Hey! DJ! Play something good, you melon! soundcloud.com/djbrainz/fro...

DJ Cat Funt is LIVE in 10 mins on the supreme @subfm.bsky.social! Live till 5 playing weird noises over your packets. Join me. #UKG #Garage #UKGarage #Bass #Breaks #DJMix #LiveStream

First time ever I took a PSP completely apart down to the motherboard and put it back together. Only managed to completely break some plastic off the UMD door but it powered back on and worked. So... win I guess?

#NewVideo @mrbrainz.bsky.social - 18 Nov 2023 youtu.be/62B54hhhTr0 #UKGarage #UKG #Garage #Bass #DJ #Mix #Podcast #YouTube #SubFM #SubFMTV

Just uploaded: Brainz @subfm.bsky.social Sub.FM show 18 Nov 2023 djbrainz.com/brainz-mixes... #UKGarage #UKG #GaragenBass #Breaks #djmix #livemix

Ol' lunchbox is live from 3PM today on @subfm.bsky.social doing the ting. Garage, Bass and all things in between. Watch my face at sub.fm/tv Gonna be murker than the UK's waterways. Blup. #UKG #UKGarage #livemix #radio #jigglejiggle #breaks #bass

Blocked out the diary for the afternoon to have a nice smooth Friday and still was pulled into crazy bullshit at every turn till the whistle blows. Still. Happy Weekend 🎉

New Slack layout is going to take some getting used to...

Just uploaded: DJ Brainz on @subfm.bsky.social - 04 Nov 2023 djbrainz.com/brainz-mixes... #djmix #ukgarage #bass #breaks #ukg