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Reform UK is adding it's voice to the rising chorus British voices DEMANDING that the next Archbishop be named Noncey McNonceface. news.sky.com/story/public...

Just seen a picture on TV of Trump surrounded by very young girls. What parent would allow that?

The plug:

This is absolutely ridiculous. People need to wake up, smell the hot chocolate, and stop sharing this kind of thing on social media.

There bloody well should be. Fuming. 😡

Mister Trump has just shared with me the architectural drawings for his planned, new, 30,000 bed "migrant hotel" facility in Guantanamo Bay. The British Government, indeed the world, could learn a lot here...

Apparently he tried to play the Trump card...

Ladies and gentlemen: The Master Race. Many namby pamby Brits could borrow a leaf from this book, y'all.

What? I wasn't doing anything.

It is NOT "Farridge".

Every April, these British Isles are invaded by hundreds of thousands of undocumented migrants from Europe and West Africa. They come here for the sole purpose of having babies and engage in the illegal fishing of our waters. www.bbc.com/news/article...

If inflation has reduced by 2.5%, why haven't prices also gone down by 2.5%? Yet another failure by Labour to understand the issues... 🙄

Suck on that, Elon! www.politico.eu/article/poll...

Throwback to when we used to play "Hitler Youth" at Dulwich College... Fun times!

THIS is my England. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

What is Gove snorting these days?

Here’s another reason to like Bluesky - the @nigelfarage.bsky.social and @darrengrimes.bsky.social accounts are both parodies. I’m looking forward to many more dickheads being ridiculed.

Are we still getting the money?

Just heard the sad news... RIP Jimmy Carr. 🥺

Immigrants are the backbone of America. They are what made this country great and we will need many more of them if we are to make it great again.

That's it! The woke have gone too far this time... How exactly am I supposed to make my manger scene stained glass window decoration with these? For years that has been me mam's favourite thing about Christmas and these Godless ghouls have ruined it! It's a Christmas WAR!

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🎄I'm dreaming of a white Christmas! 🎅

I stand with all White Anglo Saxon Protestant women. #WASPwomen

How predictable that dark forces within the Labour party are agitating for a change in the law to restrict foreign donations to political parties. They tell you it's just to stop the Reform UK Ltd. boogeyman but mark my words - THIS WILL BE FAR WORSE FOR THE TORIES! www.ft.com/content/44e5...

Another day, another EV bursts uncontrollably into flames. 🙄 The environmental lobby have completely normalised these death devices. Why does Sir Keir of Starmer refuse to take action and ban these things? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4...

This only tells part of the story. I for example, along with many of my friends and colleagues, have done very nicely out of Brexit and seen our incomes soar.

How many of you can claim to have been milked by an OF girl? www.bbc.com/news/article...

If this impoverished farmer were forced to sell this vintage display piece, it would barely cover the inheritance tax bill for a £3.1 million estate. What is Sir Keir thinking?

Delighted to see my friend and former colleague, Nick Ferrari, sharing a glass of champagne with a needy farmer yesterday. If it weren't for Nick's generosity, this poor chap would have had to wait until he got home to break out the bubbly.

Billionaires like Bill Gates and George Soros need to KEEP THE HELL OUT of British politics. www.thesun.co.uk/news/3223585...

You must be blind if you did-Nazi this coming...

I don't want to hear another word about the "poor" being disadvantaged at Christmas.

If this were true, do you really think Mr Trump would trust me to serve the Ferrero Rochers at his receptions?

Bite me.

That's the spirit! And do you know what the funniest part is? Even today, there remain a few bubble headed, chuckle-wits out there who swallowed that whole and actually still believe it! 😂😂😂😂😂 Ker-ching! 🤑

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A gentleman never tells... 😉

It's well known that BBC Question Time is the far left propaganda wing of the BBC and that Fiona Bruce is a Marxist and Labour apologist who is clearly in bed with Keir Starmer.

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Remind me again what else the NHS need from us in order to just do their jobs? #ungrateful

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So if I'm understanding this correctly, SADiq Khan thinks building 6 new woke underground lines is an acceptable use of public funds. Absolutely disgusting, while literal war heroes are sleeping on the streets all over London. Resign now Mr Mayor. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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"Festive" facts? Clearly the woke BBC has banned all use of the word "Christmas" in its reporting!

See? How can I be a "racist"? Or doesn't that fit their narrative?

Their not "festive" there CHRISTMAS! Is it really so hard to say?

I've been doing some research into Rwanda and sorry, but I don't see the problem. Rwanda is the most technically advanced nation on Earth. Birnin Zana, the largest smart-city sounds like heaven - hanging gardens, mag-lev trains, free shuttle buses. Honestly. Sign me up to this veritable paradise!