I could be a professional redacter

The White House has been caught. The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims. In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.

The Epstein Endermen

When my sibling sees me take the bigger half of the cookie I promised to share

Rivers carrying on the memory of Hefty Lefty Lorenzen

My Christmas wish came true. Chiefs are out of the playoffs 😎

Drake Maye Not #BillsMafia

I'd feel differently if he wasn't a VKM apologist

28 Years Later is in contention for worst movie of the decade.

But he could smell the mustard and onions 😆

They need to just use folding tables as ref tables. These over-engineered blow-apart boxes are unreliable and ridiculous.

MASCARA WHAT 🇲🇽 #AEW

YES

Savage > Slay imo

The main difference between the two major parties is: one party wants to feed children, the other party wants to feed children to pdf files.

Happy Thanksgiving to all the sickos! 🦃 #AEW

MOTY

Considering the Fermi paradox it's almost certain there is extraterrestrial life, the real question is if it's intelligent or not.

Ima need Eddie Kingston to step in

Best celebration of the season

I'd be surprised if Joe Brady is still with the Bills by season's end.

Vance gonna be a HC again soon 👀🤞

WASHINGTON (AP) — Senate agrees to pass bill to force release of Epstein files, sending Trump legislation he initially opposed.

The parallels between this admin and Nixon's is wild. Both have a "Deep Throat" now.

I guess Hillary now knows it wasn't orange lipstick 🫢

Pac looks like a muscular evil Merlin #AEW

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. Call me a radical left lunatic, but 'Arnold Palmer was all man' makes so much more sense now. #THROATUS

Was not expecting Matt "I'll never be Zack Ryder again" Cardona prostrating himself so hard for the Weinstein wrestling company.

Hyan is back! 🙌🏻😭

Hold up

Soft launching a baby makes me think she's tossing it underhand onto a pile of pillows

America: Donald sucks. Bill Clinton: Yes, he does. 😏

When you see the bish that stole your man

Very funny development that Bill Clinton is not only not implicated in the emails, Epstein explicitly says “nah he was never on the island”. Slick Willie lives again

Steamboat still got it

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

BYD ftw

Times I've said "those aren't meant to bend" this week: 1. Me singing Oh Klahoma 2. Me watching Senate Democrats

I do nyan hands to crack my wrists and now everyone at work thinks I'm a weeb. I am, but I'm devastated this is how they found out.

QB playing lights out after being booted from his previous team for being booty cheeks? Offense powered by league best RB? Defense playing better than expected? Indy is the new 2021 Titans.

Took em long enough

workingfamilies.org Just gonna leave this right here for those who may be considering a change.

Free him

Amon-Ra dancing it up for a man who wouldn't rent to him. Classic.

Max Hairston tho 👀👀👀

MOTY Ace Austin is insane!

This is really impressive. They invented racism.

RIP

If the sub didn’t split, you must acquit!

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.