I found a new dream job

Absolute cinema

MAYA OMG #AEW

TEARAWAY JEANS. INCREDIBLE! #AEWDynamite

Orange Cassidy is ICONIC #AEW

It's a cult

I am so ready. I hope it's good news 🤞🤞🤞

Persephone>>>>>>>>> #AEW

RIP Uther

I don't know why or how to explain this, but Mr. Elegance looks like he eats eyelids.

Protect Smurfette 😭

Because they can't afford stamps after Tua's contract

Brands will never learn

Angering Pokémon friends by pronouncing Pupitar like Jupiter. 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 #Pokemon

It's Pride Month. Let the wild card PLEASE be Nyla Rose. #AEW

Can't be cursed when the franchise is already cursed

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

I'd like to congratulate the LA Rams on winning Superbowl LXI

Happy Pride 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

My 2008 Madden playing ass thought this was about somebody else 🫠😆

To all my 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ friends and family, Happy Pride Month! May the world be even an iota less frustrating to deal with forever and always! ❤️

If wanting a Latina woman as a girlfriend is wrong then I don't want to be right

Did he really think Comey would *sea* the inside of a jail *shell*? Sigh, no, I know, back in the iron maiden I go.

A man to his friend, Whoop, after helping him find his lost item: "Whoop, there it is!"

It's not Okada's birthday today. Unlike Takeshita.

Dear media, You don't have to say "E Jean Carroll accused Trump of defamation and rape." You can say "Trump defamed and raped E Jean Carroll." It's been adjudicated. Thank you

LLC's, LLP's, and corporations should not be allowed to own single family homes.

My favorite part of the bands pulling out of the lineup is them saying "we aren't picking a side" when one side has literal nazis

If any Republicans want to have an obscure wide receiver-off I will wipe the floor with them.

Oh fuck off

Hubris is changing the policy to spite the situation and change the outcome in your favor.

"Musk is not just some asshole complaining about Hollywood casting choices. He is one of the most horrific mass murderers in history. He hates and fears non-white people, and so—like the Nazi leader he admires—he took deliberate steps to kill as many of them as possible."

This is an interesting natural test I hadn't thought of!

If you want to connect with voters don't just say something works. Tell them why it works in simple terms.

TALARICO: I want Texans to be able to afford food and pay their bills. PAXTON: Talarico? more like Tala-freak-o and he's a vegan. The polls:

Stokely: Short, bald, toasted cheeks, still no bitches. #AEW

“…the new policy would affect many tenants who rely on assistance animals to alleviate psychiatric or mental disabilities — for example, a military veteran with post-traumatic stress disorder.” www.nytimes.com/2026/05/22/u...

BREAKING: The judge has DISMISSED the criminal charges against Kilmar Abrego Garcia on vindictive and selective prosecution grounds! A MAJOR win for Mr. Abrego. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

The study cited for banning potassium bromate in flour says, "adverse effects are not evident in animals fed bread-based diets made from flour treated with KBrO3."

The day they announce Joe Schoen gets an extension Giants lose Roy Robertson-Harris to a torn Achilles. Rough day for Giants fans. #NFL

I see you Taz. #AEW

It's going to be interesting to see if Ciampa can wrestle with a spine that's been snapped clean in half 😬😬😬 #AEW

Mark Briscoe is the...gratest. Badum tss. #AEW

Mick Foley? On MY AEW Zero Hour PPV pre-show? Hell yeah. #AEW

Microsoft really lost the opportunity to go full Italian and name it Badda Bing.

Legalize education

the fuck it will

If you're a writer using AI, you're a fraud. Get bent.