Well there are 3 things you can be sure of in this life - death, taxes and Carlton choking sometime in the 2nd half… 🤣🤣🤣 #gopies

My experiences with using AI for coding last couple of weeks : Me: Add some code to do x AI: sure here's all the code/changes Me: No that doesn't work AI: Oh wait - now it's definitely fixed Me: Nope AI: Wait, I'm 100% certain I fixed it now. Me: Nope AI: This time FOR SURE.. rinse/repeat 10x 1/4

Just In: Anthony Albanese has announced there's a high chance that his crackdown on gambling ads will work, and has urged all Australians to follow him for more expert tips at betternotupsetmydonors dot com and a chance to win over $50 in bonus bets. #auspol

No I'm not putting a bet on (or suggesting anyone does) - but #welp those odds against Collingwood tonight are looking really depressing. 😓 Let's hope it's a good game to watch at least & they put in a solid effort - a surprise win of course would be nice. #gopies #AFLLionsPies

Taylor is a certified idiot. Which part of the word 'export' did he miss here? - 'export' is not a 'we' it's a 'THEM', it's the bit we DON'T get & we end up with 'LESS' of & currently get 'NOTHING' for... So this way WE get more taxes or WE get more gas (or both) - how is this a bad thing? #auspol

Finally some sensible action from VIC & TAS state gov's on free transport to help with fuel crisis - other states need to do this ASAP... #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Having quite a splendid 'ordle day: Daily Octordle #1525 1️⃣7️⃣ 9️⃣8️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ Score: 43 🙂 Daily Quordle 1525 3️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ Wordle 1,744 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Well, preventing Muslims from fleeing a war zone & getting asylum in Australia seems right on brand for ALP - I bet Burke can't wait to compound their suffering & imprison them indefinitely off shore. I guessing they will still be letting in Israeli's & illegal settlers though.. 🤔 #auspol

Holy crap that's an insane storm - so much rain at once it jumped over the door skirting and flooding our corridor. Yard is getting quite a drenching too. It was sunny/hot/calm and 29C just an hour ago.. #MelbourneWeather #MelbWeather

ASS vs CLASS

Ok so we bought some eggs from Woolworths and one of the eggs is totally white. Does anyone have any idea what this is/ what it’s about? #lazyweb

Sad Reality Check : When you scrape away the b&llsh!t, most Liberal voters were just a bunch of climate change denying racists - so when another party came along that were better at being climate change denying racists they flocked to them instead. End of story - nothing else to see here. #auspol

Totally agree the UN resolutions should be followed here - but why are they specifically calling out Iran here but blatantly ignoring that US/Israel have also violated UN rules/international law by attacking Iran in the first place? Why should Iran listen to this one-sided demand? #auspol #iranwar

Was that 'descent' or 'dissent'... 🤔 #auspol

It continues to be rather astonishing how US voters can't seem to figure out there's a straight line between US aggression in the middle east and money flowing out of their own back pockets directly into the coffers of big oil, weapons, construction, and military catering companies. #iranwar #trump

Groan! 😂 (EV owners - don't ok?!)

Has the gov considered making ALL public transport free across Australia rn? Apart from saving a huge amount of petrol, consider all the other benefits like reduced road congestion/pollution. In most cases cost of ticketing systems/enforcement exceeds profits too. #auspol #springst #nswpol #iran

Great work #ScottyFromMarketing - every sucker who fell for this 🐴💩 & didn't buy an EV is well & truly having their weekend 'ruined' now by the petrol prices. I doubt prices will ever return to what they once were, soon there may not be any left to buy at all. #auspol thedriven.io/2026/03/15/r...

Maybe it’s just me, but does anyone else think it’s a perhaps a bit odd that Albanese spent “INTERNATIONAL DAY TO COMBAT ISLAMOPHOBIA” helping the US and Israel murder Muslim people? #auspol #IranWar

Tragically, "change their minds" actually means they have faced serious threats of violence, imprisonment & retribution to their families in Iran or to themselves if they were to be sent back (which could very well happen if the AU gov decides to 'change their mind' in a few years). #auspol #iran

Every single Collingwood supporter in Australia after St Kilda gets a 50 meter penalty and a goal from these stupid new rules.. 🤬🤬 #gopies

Hoping for the best, expecting the worst…. #gopies

How I arrived on Bluesky.

I'm sure this is EXACTLY the outcome Hanson would have been hoping for: publicity for the disgusting comments & now even more publicity for the censure motion. This must be a whole lot cheaper vs paid fb adverts too. We'll see a lot more of this from her & ON members in future I am certain. #auspol

I'm guessing if you drew a Venn diagram of all the people who made $ billions using advance insider trading knowledge of Trump's invasions/tariff changes vs the people who financially backed Trumps' election win it would be a perfect circle. I'm sure years/decades from now we'll see proof. #auspol

We now see you for what you are. The three war parties: One Nation, the Coalition and Labor who have never seen a US war they don't want to back in. Millions of Australians disagree with you. They want a government of principle, they want a government of peace.

The latest Iran-US-Israel conflict explained, with puppets.. #auspol #iran #trump www.youtube.com/shorts/oQbF3...

Well it’s not a real attack by Israel (the most moral army in he world) unless children are being needlessly murdered en masse by their precision guided missiles. No doubt Israel will claim the girls were all senior Iranian Revolutionary Guard members & had enriched uranium in the basement. #auspol

In Albo's warped & compromised little brain apparently a 'struggle against oppression' involves a Ranting Orange Pedophile Lunatic stealing all their oil/rare earth minerals and then claiming moral superiority. #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Trump is so desperate to distract everyone from the Epstein files he's attacked 2 countries in 2 months... At this current rate I imagine he will likely need to attack Australia sometime in mid to late 2028. 🤔 #auspol

Must be kind of a weird vibe for world leaders having peace talks with Trump - every time Trump says "oh excuse me I need to go the bathroom" you're never really certain if he's ducking out to order an invasion on your country or not. #auspol #trump #invasion www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...

Oh - FIFA are going to have to award Trump a 2nd Peace Prize aren't they for <check notes> "exceptional actions for peace and unity". I wonder if they can get one sent out via Amazon overnight - oh wait they'll need one for Netanyahu & Putin as well, maybe there's a bulk discount available? #auspol

Oddly, PHON posted something I actually agree with & bears elements of sensible thought (obviously for all the WRONG reasons). I've often lodged informal votes to prevent my 2PP going to ALP (who I'd pref higher vs LNP/RWNJ's), which is NOT AT ALL the outcome I want if voting Ind or Greens. #auspol

TL;DR : LNP decide to not learn any past lessons & double down on all the policies that lead to their 2025 election massacre. I wonder if Anus will Dutton his way out of his seat next time too? The big question though - how much popcorn to buy.. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Looks like BOM Rain Radar on their new eleventy gazillion dollar website has been enshitified. It's 6:20pm right now - the VIC radar loop goes up to 6:10pm. Not too helpful when trying to determine if going for a walk shortly is a good idea or not (Melb SE Suburbs) #MelbourneWeather #auspol #fail

"The Silver Emu" Australian High Speed Rail project - not just a Feasibility Study, but this time a Scoping Study (which is thicker with graphs and diagrams). Not yet - but coming soon (after the election). #auspol #HighSpeedBullshit #AlboFromFocusGroups www.youtube.com/watch?v=8av3...

Tickets for the never going to be built High-Speed Rail between Albo's Focus Group to the never going to exist AUKUS submarines will be only $31 each* * +Gov Taxes of $6400 PER TAXPAYER based on $96bn cost #auspol #HighSpeedElectionPromise #AlboFromFocusGroups www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

This should ONLY be done if : - Posts by MSM aren't clickbait - Similarly, min threshold for amount of readable 'news' in the actual post (not link) must be met. Otherwise, these are actually ads (not news) & MSM should be the ones paying the SM sites. #auspol www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...

Just In: ALP Gov has announced they have identified a suitable burial site for both the upcoming and previous 50x shelved High-Speed Rail feasibility studies. #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Well as it turns out, 'examine all options' (over the 15% Trump tariff) doesn't mean what we think it means... Many thanks to Google Translate 'ALP Government' > 'English' feature for clearing that up. 🤔 #auspol

Swasticar vs Pahran Burgertory - looks like the Burgertory won. Perhaps owner was trying to overcompensate for car veering right all the time? 🤔

Taylor says he "doesn't agree with Hanson's anti-Muslim comments" - but he/LNP has proposed an immigration policy that seeks to *specifically* ban Muslims or countries where Muslims live. It's the *exact same dog whistle* being blown - Hanson is just blowing it slightly louder that's all. #auspol

Just In: Royal Watchers and fashion conscious prisoners alike eager to learn if Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor will sport a Custodial Tangerine or Penal Emerald prison jumpsuit.

On the topic of new hate speech laws/banned phrases: I strongly feel 'Australian Values' should be one of them. These days this phrase is (very intentionally) used 100% of the time by politicians (inc PHON/LNP/ALP) + Nazis as a dog whistle to other racists when deriding non-white cultures. #auspol

How is it that BOTH Hanson's comments (targeting all Muslims) & LNPs new proposed immigration policy (also targeting Muslims - by religion/country of origin) not considered criminal offences under the new hate speech laws. Why have no charges been laid? #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Pro Tip: Never *ever* buy a Smart Home product that relies on any cloud (internet) service (or subscription) to work & can't be 100% controlled locally. I'm certain we will eventually see laws making it illegal for companies to do this (EU will likely be first). www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

I don't have an issue with this - anyone engaged with organizations breaking international law should be restricted. But - the same should equally apply to those fighting with IDF or Israeli Settlers too (both are guilty of same thing). #auspol

Take note ALP, what is happening to VIC Labor is what happens when you use your huge mandate to lead to do 'whatever you & your donors want' rather than do 'what your loyal voters want'. PHON shift a big concern for both, but those voters are all going to preference Libs over Labor for 2PP. #auspol

Just shocking, there's just nothing normal/OK about this. Can you imagine how different everything would be for 5m Palestinians if world leaders had actually just taken a stand & imposed sanctions/boycotts/etc on Israel as we eventually did for Sth Africa. #auspol www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...

Too funny - ALP have pulled the 'High Speed Rail' file from the closet...again.. We all know how this ends : a consulting firm will rort millions $$'s to do a feasibility study & it will be quietly shelved.... again. They should've gone with 'High Speed Monorail' just for shits & giggles. #auspol