The latest Iran-US-Israel conflict explained, with puppets.. #auspol #iran #trump www.youtube.com/shorts/oQbF3...

Well it’s not a real attack by Israel (the most moral army in he world) unless children are being needlessly murdered en masse by their precision guided missiles. No doubt Israel will claim the girls were all senior Iranian Revolutionary Guard members & had enriched uranium in the basement. #auspol

In Albo's warped & compromised little brain apparently a 'struggle against oppression' involves a Ranting Orange Pedophile Lunatic stealing all their oil/rare earth minerals and then claiming moral superiority. #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Trump is so desperate to distract everyone from the Epstein files he's attacked 2 countries in 2 months... At this current rate I imagine he will likely need to attack Australia sometime in mid to late 2028. 🤔 #auspol

Must be kind of a weird vibe for world leaders having peace talks with Trump - every time Trump says "oh excuse me I need to go the bathroom" you're never really certain if he's ducking out to order an invasion on your country or not. #auspol #trump #invasion www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...

Oh - FIFA are going to have to award Trump a 2nd Peace Prize aren't they for <check notes> "exceptional actions for peace and unity". I wonder if they can get one sent out via Amazon overnight - oh wait they'll need one for Netanyahu & Putin as well, maybe there's a bulk discount available? #auspol

Oddly, PHON posted something I actually agree with & bears elements of sensible thought (obviously for all the WRONG reasons). I've often lodged informal votes to prevent my 2PP going to ALP (who I'd pref higher vs LNP/RWNJ's), which is NOT AT ALL the outcome I want if voting Ind or Greens. #auspol

TL;DR : LNP decide to not learn any past lessons & double down on all the policies that lead to their 2025 election massacre. I wonder if Anus will Dutton his way out of his seat next time too? The big question though - how much popcorn to buy.. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Looks like BOM Rain Radar on their new eleventy gazillion dollar website has been enshitified. It's 6:20pm right now - the VIC radar loop goes up to 6:10pm. Not too helpful when trying to determine if going for a walk shortly is a good idea or not (Melb SE Suburbs) #MelbourneWeather #auspol #fail

"The Silver Emu" Australian High Speed Rail project - not just a Feasibility Study, but this time a Scoping Study (which is thicker with graphs and diagrams). Not yet - but coming soon (after the election). #auspol #HighSpeedBullshit #AlboFromFocusGroups www.youtube.com/watch?v=8av3...

Tickets for the never going to be built High-Speed Rail between Albo's Focus Group to the never going to exist AUKUS submarines will be only $31 each* * +Gov Taxes of $6400 PER TAXPAYER based on $96bn cost #auspol #HighSpeedElectionPromise #AlboFromFocusGroups www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

This should ONLY be done if : - Posts by MSM aren't clickbait - Similarly, min threshold for amount of readable 'news' in the actual post (not link) must be met. Otherwise, these are actually ads (not news) & MSM should be the ones paying the SM sites. #auspol www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...

Just In: ALP Gov has announced they have identified a suitable burial site for both the upcoming and previous 50x shelved High-Speed Rail feasibility studies. #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Well as it turns out, 'examine all options' (over the 15% Trump tariff) doesn't mean what we think it means... Many thanks to Google Translate 'ALP Government' > 'English' feature for clearing that up. 🤔 #auspol

Swasticar vs Pahran Burgertory - looks like the Burgertory won. Perhaps owner was trying to overcompensate for car veering right all the time? 🤔

Taylor says he "doesn't agree with Hanson's anti-Muslim comments" - but he/LNP has proposed an immigration policy that seeks to *specifically* ban Muslims or countries where Muslims live. It's the *exact same dog whistle* being blown - Hanson is just blowing it slightly louder that's all. #auspol

Just In: Royal Watchers and fashion conscious prisoners alike eager to learn if Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor will sport a Custodial Tangerine or Penal Emerald prison jumpsuit.

On the topic of new hate speech laws/banned phrases: I strongly feel 'Australian Values' should be one of them. These days this phrase is (very intentionally) used 100% of the time by politicians (inc PHON/LNP/ALP) + Nazis as a dog whistle to other racists when deriding non-white cultures. #auspol

How is it that BOTH Hanson's comments (targeting all Muslims) & LNPs new proposed immigration policy (also targeting Muslims - by religion/country of origin) not considered criminal offences under the new hate speech laws. Why have no charges been laid? #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Pro Tip: Never *ever* buy a Smart Home product that relies on any cloud (internet) service (or subscription) to work & can't be 100% controlled locally. I'm certain we will eventually see laws making it illegal for companies to do this (EU will likely be first). www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

I don't have an issue with this - anyone engaged with organizations breaking international law should be restricted. But - the same should equally apply to those fighting with IDF or Israeli Settlers too (both are guilty of same thing). #auspol

Take note ALP, what is happening to VIC Labor is what happens when you use your huge mandate to lead to do 'whatever you & your donors want' rather than do 'what your loyal voters want'. PHON shift a big concern for both, but those voters are all going to preference Libs over Labor for 2PP. #auspol

Just shocking, there's just nothing normal/OK about this. Can you imagine how different everything would be for 5m Palestinians if world leaders had actually just taken a stand & imposed sanctions/boycotts/etc on Israel as we eventually did for Sth Africa. #auspol www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...

Too funny - ALP have pulled the 'High Speed Rail' file from the closet...again.. We all know how this ends : a consulting firm will rort millions $$'s to do a feasibility study & it will be quietly shelved.... again. They should've gone with 'High Speed Monorail' just for shits & giggles. #auspol

Seems like a very harsh judgement call by Albo. It's likely in majority of these cases (given ISIS extremist culture dictates women don't have any power), these women had not travelled o/s by their own choice & this is straight up victim blaming. We can be 100% sure the kids had no say too. #auspol

This will be Leys' political legacy 👇 - pushing white supremacist policies & trying to wind back human rights by 50+ years. She won't be remembered as the first female LNP leader, nor the leader who finally figured out Nuclear power/No Net zero would lose votes. I won't miss her one bit. #auspol

The new LNP 'White Australia Policy/Muslim Ban' was 100% Leys doing & she planned to launch it earlier but was delayed by Bondi. Taylor didn't know about it & Scarr disagreed with it. Despite Angus, I'm so glad Ley quit - good f*cking riddance to scum. #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Behold the new #TemuTrump Taylor, he's reannounced all LNPs election losing policies & then some -Nuclear Power -Public Service Cuts/WFH Ban -Deporting AU citizens -Immigration bans by Country Next he'll be attempting to get mentioned in the Epstein files🤦‍♂️ #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

"<X> won't rule out <Y>" headlines are the absolute laziest form of journalism. Typically, these all come about from a journalist trying unsuccessfully to bait a politician with a loaded question & then failing to elicit a reply. So they make a story out of that instead. #auspol #ThisIsNotJournalism

Meanwhile on 'Protest signs Albo *thinks* he saw when he posts on Facebook & tells us he's bringing relief to all Australians'.. #auspol #AnthonyFromMarketing #MinistryOfPoorDecisions

After a solid few months of voters DEMANDING Australia : -Cut ties with Israel -Address Climate Change crisis -Fix Housing/Cost of Living crisis This is what ALP comes up with: '$30BN FUNDING FOR AUKUS SUBS' I can't possibly imagine a more out of touch & tone deaf government rn, WTF 🤬 #auspol

It's so incredible that the Australian #WinterOlympics team have done this well - particularly in events like the Mogul/others. Keep in mind there's ONLY 2 x proper Mogul courses in Australia (Buller & Perisher) & these resorts ONLY actually have snow for a very short time each year. #olympics

The IOC should publish a "Condom Tally" showing us how many condoms each country has used. Then in about a year, they can have another Tally showing how many unplanned pregnancies and STD's per country due to the condom shortage. 🤔🤦‍♂️ #Olympics #WinterOlympics www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

It might just be purely coincidental, but I'm noticing there seems to be some sort of link between white males wearing NSW Police uniforms & innocent people (many of them elderly) getting assaulted. Perhaps our Minister for Unity & Social Cohesion could investigate/introduce some bans? 🤔 #auspol

If only they'd gotten onto this "bad immigration" thing 200 years ago - could have prevented a bunch of those sh&thead politicians in Rural NSW and Queensland ever being here. In fact, if they ever invent a time machine someone could stop Taylor's & Hanson's families immigrating to AU too. #auspol

Sure, sure.... Seems like the agreement by ICC that Herzog is a wanted War Criminal didn't reach Australian PM or NSW Premier either. Lots of messages being left as unread this week - maybe they need to upgrade their devices. 🤔 #auspol #Herzog

Today, under the cover of the Liberals tearing each other down, Labor has approved another coal mine extension. Extending Middlemount to 2044 means Labor has now approved 35 fossil fuel projects. In the middle of the climate crisis, they're approving more coal & gas.

Nepal vs <checks notes> Italy in the ICC T20 Cricket World Cup.. Does Italy actually have 11 people who know how to play cricket??

To nobody's surprise Herzog wheels out Israel's favorite strawman argument 'YoUR'e aGaiNsT IsRAelS RiGhT to eXisT' to deflect any meaningful dialog about their ongoing genocide, war crimes & occupation of West Bank. If there was a drinking game for this phrase Australia would be hammered rn. #auspol

Albo is a blithering 'useful idiot'. Zomi Frankcom was killed almost 2yrs ago. The gov ALREADY asked/demanded answers from Israel about it then & got zip. Why does he think he'll suddenly get an answer now or that Israel has any respect for him at all? #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

ICE vs. NSW Police. Spot the difference.

The brutality of the NSW Police followed up by Minns' victim blaming & claiming police did no wrong, despite videos taken from every conceivable direction/angle showing otherwise - is right up there with the White House's lies about the actions of ICE officers. #auspol www.sbs.com.au/news/article...

Grateful to have had the opportunity to be included in this ad from @jewishcouncilau.bsky.social in today's papers. However, really disappointing to not see names of other Jewish people I grew up with here, despite their alleged claims that they 'don't support what Netanyahu is doing'. 🤔 #auspol

TL;DR: State renowned for producing politicians that spew continuous stream of hate speech & incite racial violence to introduce new hate speech laws to specifically silence protesters asking that 10'000s of innocent women & children not be murdered. #auspol #qld www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

BREAKING: Anthony Albanese has defended his decision to release a school of killer sharks into Sydney's Coogee Bay Baths claiming his actions have brought a 'greater sense of unity' to the area. More soon... #auspol #herzog #unity

JUST IN: LNP playground spat ends after David says sorry for pulling Sussans hair & Sussan takes back calling him a smelly boy with cooties. After sharing a milk & cookies they have agreed to get back to destroying the planet & picking on immigrants again. #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

The half-arsed response to the attempted mass casualty terrorist attack is a betrayal by our PM. We're accustomed to this level of disrespect for First Nations people from LNP & MSM but this is an all new low for the ALP & everything they used to stand for. #auspol www.theage.com.au/politics/fed...

No @senatorwong.bsky.social - the 'Context' here is the *Jewish* community was targeted by the Bondi shooting not the *Israeli* community - and the only suitable visit for this 'Context' would be by a Head of Jewish religion, not an Israeli politician wanted for war crimes. #auspol #herzog

Under the Geneva Conventions (of which Australia is a signatory to) - "Harbouring a War Criminal" is grave violation that involves international criminal liability including potential imprisonment. That ALP & our PM is willing to commit this act is unforgivable. #auspol #Herzog #HerzogNotWelcome

Meanwhile in completely unsurprising events: The speed at which banks you have loans with inform you they are passing on an interest rate rise vs the speed at which banks you have a savings account with inform you they are passing on the same interest rate rise. Sometimes the latter never happens.