it's gonna be 🔥

if you're in a city #ICE hasn't occupied yet, start prepping the answer for when your toddler asks who this is, what they have, and why they're so scary

Grandpa, you weren't listening. That's not everything we want.

starting to think these #AI coding agents can be used for more than just fixing my SQL queries

Can't wait to repost this on May 20th (day after Massie wins his primary) Trump: "Thomas Mass who? never heard of him"

American citizens shouldn't be living the trailer for the next Jason Bateman drama

Fun fact: Moving the worst 0.1% of federal agents from #MN to another community is not de-escalation

Where I'm at: Boy, it was nice to be in the dentist chair for 40 minutes because I couldn't check the news

To think of all the arguments I've had with 2A folks assuming they actually cared about the second amendment. Look forward to their response here

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

When I set a goal to write more this year, the intent was to craft witty tech posts, not to write about how scary it is to take my son out to breakfast. But here we are. Living in #Minneapolis. learnbuildteach.substack.com/p/living-in-...

That face when you don't know at whom to direct the thoughts nor at whom to direct the prayers

For any Democrat hesitant to go full on against ICE because they’re wary about ~the right way to talk about immigration~ (🙄) - what’s happening now isn’t about immigration. It’s a secret police force terrorizing & killing American citizens, trampling their 1A (& 2A!) rights.

Every now and then a Klobuchar zinger lands

Statement from Senator John Fetterman about today’s events in Minnesota:

Man, I bet the NRA is going to be furious when they hear that jack-booted thugs from the federal government executed a law-abiding citizen for exercising his Second Amendment right to carry a handgun. Any second now, I'm sure. He was a white guy, if that helps? Hello? NRA?

The opportunity continues bsky.app/profile/atru...

Did not have a Minneapolis PD redemption arc on my 2026 bingo card but here we are

notes: 1. You most certainly, definitely could turn the titanic around overnight. in less than an hour, I'd reckon 2. The problem with the Titanic isn't that they failed to turn around 3. It's January of 2026...who exactly is piloting this metaphorical disaster?

WOW! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE BOARD OF PEACE!

in this world war, we are Germany

wait a minute, is this fucking play about us?

surely we can sneak taking this away into one of the articles of impeachment

how about we can't afford another day with Schumer as a "leader"

@theatlantic.com Editor-in-Chief Andy Goldberg's phone must be blowing up right about now

Those 3K ICE troops are in Minneapolis to *checks notes* prevent the next 9/11, Mike Johnson insists

👋 oh hi - this is my team! Come work with me. Save democracy and all that.

ope!

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Did not have a Minneapolis PD redemption arc on my 2026 bingo card but here we are

Doubling down on what works for my 2026 goals. How I'm limiting distraction, feeding my curiosity, and "building" 6 things

ICE shot and killed someone in south Minneapolis

insane

Really starting to think they aren't going to put America First

Didn't realize Nike nabbed the title sponser spot for this regime change

Kid me would be gobsmacked to learn that one day I would pray for NO snow day ❄️

Imagine trying to determine the optimal amount of immigration while watching a Christmas special with your kids

me when someone asks what a good KPI is

you see for parents, Christmas Eve is hands down the busiest night of the year

Trump speaking with the cadence of the last 6th grader to give their presentation before the whole class gets to go to lunch

but would we even use #AI if all these companies didn't include it in their year-end wrap up??

Youth Large vibes

🙋‍♂️ Is it too late to ask if we actually need more oil?

Looking forward to my month in review rollup of my year in reviews from all these brands

For anyone worried AI will replace all of us. Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986” I dare you to find 10 things that are right.

Replacing my "concepts of a plan" wall art with "steadily producing ideas" also lol wut ideas

The unemployment numbers are so bad, Trump might hold off on firing Wiles just to avoid adding a single new one

Schumer lives in some sort of utopia where outcry leads to action

Love the #sunsama backlog (any of that team on here so I can tag). And ~especially~ love the NEVER category in the backlog which is realistically where most tasks should go, right

actually it's 2o2auth