Pro tip: You can be so terse in code comments and #claude never brings it up in a performance review

House of representatives should represent the entirety of their state, says local man who only read the first three words of his civics textbook

Today's blunder is unrelated to my performance improvement plan. Ultimately, this is a separate and distinct project.

just watched a grown adult ask the barrista at Caribou for the password to "the airport's wifi"

> do-parent --auto-mode

i genuinely wish the democratic national committee was as powerful, organized and ruthless as a lot of people seem to think it is

If the Fed is grifting, as DOJ insists, then how is Powell the only economist in America with no iPad???

we have to talk about the comically large number of modes on modern noise machines. i refuse to believe any baby is sleeping to a light piano rendition of Amazing Grace

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Starting to doubt those @anthropic.com Mythos rumors tbh

realizing as I open my yearly productivity book that 200 years ago I totally would have bought snake oil

it's a trap. the only additional thing you will get done is building another todo app (if you finish it)

The real friends are the justices we called STUPID along the way

Emmer: "if you look at the facts, you'd think the truth. But guess what? A lie!"

our work here is done

today is only the best (and most important?) holiday

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The best and worst thing about #AI, as compared to a human, is that it will always try to do what you tell it to (often, with gusto)

Wow Rubio holding meetings with every single nation on Earth today re #IRAN

it's as if they learned nothing from turning of pre-check for 12 hours

wait the new @sunsamahq.bsky.social mac menu bar is 🔥

best way I can sum up today's weather ☀️ in Minneapolis is to quote my wife: "I wish I had an Aperol Spritz. This happens every year"

If, 5 years ago, you'd told me I would be doing my most complex work in Markdown, I would have laughed at you so hard.

Perhaps a reason to keep it??? (cc Republicans)

It is easier to own a dog than to use Signal.

state of what union

Someone's #clawdbot is out of control. Shut it down

I have to say it is entirely (okay mostly) unsurprising which college classmates are joining this administration or running as republicans

ok no masks for #ICE in exchange for no masks while voting no takebacksies

brave to say "nannies" in a public setting like this

Also as if, in 2026, we are calling restaurants to make a reservation

Future history books will have to devote a whole chapter to how people taking cell phone videos in #Minneapolis meaningfully changed the world.

it's gonna be 🔥

if you're in a city #ICE hasn't occupied yet, start prepping the answer for when your toddler asks who this is, what they have, and why they're so scary

Grandpa, you weren't listening. That's not everything we want.

starting to think these #AI coding agents can be used for more than just fixing my SQL queries

Can't wait to repost this on May 20th (day after Massie wins his primary) Trump: "Thomas Mass who? never heard of him"

American citizens shouldn't be living the trailer for the next Jason Bateman drama

Fun fact: Moving the worst 0.1% of federal agents from #MN to another community is not de-escalation

Where I'm at: Boy, it was nice to be in the dentist chair for 40 minutes because I couldn't check the news

To think of all the arguments I've had with 2A folks assuming they actually cared about the second amendment. Look forward to their response here

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

When I set a goal to write more this year, the intent was to craft witty tech posts, not to write about how scary it is to take my son out to breakfast. But here we are. Living in #Minneapolis. learnbuildteach.substack.com/p/living-in-...

That face when you don't know at whom to direct the thoughts nor at whom to direct the prayers

For any Democrat hesitant to go full on against ICE because they’re wary about ~the right way to talk about immigration~ (🙄) - what’s happening now isn’t about immigration. It’s a secret police force terrorizing & killing American citizens, trampling their 1A (& 2A!) rights.

Every now and then a Klobuchar zinger lands

Statement from Senator John Fetterman about today’s events in Minnesota:

Man, I bet the NRA is going to be furious when they hear that jack-booted thugs from the federal government executed a law-abiding citizen for exercising his Second Amendment right to carry a handgun. Any second now, I'm sure. He was a white guy, if that helps? Hello? NRA?

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Did not have a Minneapolis PD redemption arc on my 2026 bingo card but here we are