I was super on my game teaching on Tuesday and a bit off my game today so therefore Thursday is bad

Mark is the main character of Home Improvement

Never mind, I’ll find Gaston Leroux

Oh fuck off with your snail

there was a time when shitposts, skeets, and memes, the earth and every common sight to me did seem apparell'd in celestial dank

live stream www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC__...

Not having a thermonuclear war is low-key goated when staying alive is the vibe

Do you think I could get them to take me on Artemis III and just toss me out into the dark and backward abysm of space

I am hoping that tonight's performance of Messiaen's Quartet for the End of Time will not prove prescient

just me reading housman again, ain't no thang www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/44412/...

i might cancel my seminar tonight and just watch this on a loop

Come on then, and remove him.

last meals? not sure what mine would be, birria, pecan pie, and aloo naan would probably be involved

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II

amateur

the underappreciated Sitwell imho

the second part of Madame Bovary is spectacular and also hilariously show-offy in its way. "Look what I can do!"

He's a cold hearted possum Look upon his feets Uh oh He's been posting skeets

"Rien pourtant n'était moins curieux que cette curiosité."

I haven’t read the entire Sam Altman piece but I keep seeing this quote and you know, to me, that sounds like someone who completely prioritizes short-term outcomes/benefits/comforts over any long-term considerations. what a wonder that’s the sort of psyche to spearhead ai

things going great down at bluesky HQ, looks like Johnny pulled the plug again

plumbing guy: *sighs deeply* you know if your landlord would just call us in the first place instead of trying to do it themselves, it would save them a lot of money. shmeppy: would you be willing to say that under oath

thanks NOELLE but I think I’ll pass

Depolarize a movie The Equator Express

When it actually happens, I’m not going to dress up, whatever the fashion guy says. When it happens, I’m going to sleep the deepest and easiest sleep I have ever sleepied.

I’m thinking of muting the word Bluesky, good idea or great idea

Inspired by Hikaru’s example I would like to blame you all for my lack of research productivity

I said ooooooo oo oo oo Cmon baby mute my shitposts

Fran Drescher

I remember when the Rockies were losing 10-1 at mile high stadium

<youth pastor seeing Bluesky engagement discourse> So, you know who else everyone was writing off as dead on a Friday night?

I'm amazed at how much time and money my landlord spends sending someone to fix the screwup from the last time they sent somebody.

Folks, I give you the New York Times

that look says "you are going to burn 62 minutes on move ten and there is nothing to be done about it"

My house of fiction? Million-windowed.

jesus wept

“All authors are using AI now” Not true! A lot of us use THC

To sing a drowsy shitposter awake

really into MLB (Madame le Bovary)

I too am as old as the rocks upon which I sit but no one wants to write an essay about me

Chortles swing my way You sure look good to me

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

ded

I really like "best practices," ChatGPT, and the McRib

my regime? it's ancien

excited for my new MOOC!

i wonder if I could get fired, work in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens and then get hired by a billionaire with a wacky butler lmk if you have any leads

my coeur? it's simple