Feel free to post about sports all you want but please for the love of god don’t post about bofa

Let’s go Brandon (Sorry)

Looney toons

An excellent true thing is that I gave unequivocally anti-“AI” talks at Wesleyan and Tufts this month where the computer scientists and engineers in attendance have no interest in allowing this industry to hijack education and asked me “how can we get our students to take your classes?”

I heard that the Super Bowl halftime show is Sonntag aus Licht, can anyone verify

According to Oregon, Trump got the idea that Portland is on fire because Fox News illustrated a September 5 story on protests of ICE with video from the George Floyd riots in 2020. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

I have been haunted by this statement all day www.kgw.com/article/news...

this would explain why my paper towels always come out a little dry

am I cooked, chopped, or unc? the answer may surprise you

when the bears play the raiders does anyone truly win?

**The sound of gunfire off in the distance/ I'm getting used to it now**

live shot from Portland metro

Newly found Virginia Woolf stories: www.theguardian.com/books/2025/s... (Found by my terrific former student Urmila Seshagiri.) #Booksky #VirginiaWoolf

Dear Mother, We have entered day 2 of the Great War. From my bunker I can see only gray sky and smell my own compost heap, but I know that beyond stands an arsenal of cannonfire manned by baristas who don’t wear deodorant. Who knows what lies ahead but we know our cause is just. 28th September 2025

She cannot fade, though thou hast not Sharon Gless

Even if there was civil unrest in Portland (there isn't) Oregonians have a proven, local method for solving it:

Dearest Mother, I write you from my hospital bed. Weep not, for I have survived, though my limbs are broken. Alas, the e-scooter I was riding in to battle succumbed to the wounds it sustained in that foul pothole filled expanse called “sellwood” #WarRavagedPortland

Live shot from downtown Portland. Canadian reinforcements have arrived. #PortlandStrong

*banjo picking and sporadic musket fire* dearest martha, the horrors of war-torn portland cannot even be described

Absolutely beyond parody that Dave Chappelle is headlining a comedy show for Saudi royalty after what, a decade of whining about cancel culture

The third step OpenAI took to habituate educators to its tech was through enterprise licenses for institutions. Suddenly it was just *there* in your institution, often with an institutional wrapper, and you could just try it out - helped by early adopters chatgpt.com/business/edu...

Together, we will adopt values to diversify our leadership team with more Vice Presidents.

This is probably my favorite tweet in this genre. We've always been at war with AntifaSuperSoldiersWhoWillBeheadWhiteParents

begging democrats to fight right now like portland is as important as jimmy kimmel

Duck you, Trump.

i didn't know i felt any loyalty to Portland but I do, apparently. surprise

yesterday I bought three LPs from an antique shop...Oscar Peterson, the soundtrack to The Imitation of Life (what was i going to do, not buy it?), and the soundtrack to Jumbo! OP is on my Mt. Rushmore and the other two are, uh, not. But yes, I'll listen to this again www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_K6...

The bomb craters of war ravaged Portland are just out of sight in this photo.

*banjo strumming in background* Dear Mother, I write from my bunker in Beaverton, my supply of almond milk running low. Who knows when this affair will be over, but for love of country, please send a new beanie when you can. 27th September 2025

to be honest a bunch of the founders would have probably been less concerned by "mohammadans" than irish catholics like walsh

Bro nice ditties of no tone bro are they even piped to the spirit

off to walk my dog through the war torn forests of SW Portland, wish me luck, send cigarettes and tinned fruit

Bonkersville

Well don't I feel stupid

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

I am sympathetic to the "this could have been an email" sentiment but let us not forget that some emails didn't even need to be emails

I have sent 25 emails today, I think I am entitled to eat six pounds of licorice

Job search continues to go well

hey bro is your institutional profile even rebalanced bro

And now I think of my life As vintage skeets

I surmise that we keep getting all of these terrible Jurassic Park sequels because somebody failed to hold onto their butt

Retrick or retreat

I am relieved to report that I’m not full of passionate intensity

oh my god fuck offfffffffffffff

It’s just one of them decades Don’t take it personal

i'm an andrás schiff fanboy, sorry, i just am