[ooc] TLDR haiku retconning nonsense mental health is fucked taking a large break!

Good morning/evening/day/night everyone! ‼️BLOCK ULTRA/PHARMA/ANDY AND SWINDLE/DRIFT/VEGA ‼️ MORE INFORMATION IN THE COMMENTS! But we are dealing with MANIPULATION, SEXUAL HARASSMENT and being a overall BITCH.

[ooc] Hello, Starscreamer mun here, serious post this time. I will be retconning all interactions with Fireblast, Tracks, and Ultra Magnus until further notice due to their past behavior and other, other shit that occur within other people.

Jetstorm has been pacing in our quarters for the past hour! I asked him why he was doing that and he told me he's exercising! Don't know why walking back in forth in one place would be considered exercising! -Jetfire

[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙹𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚌𝚘-𝚘𝚙 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖 𝚝𝚘 𝚂𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚕; 𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚜(𝚜): сенти] Thank you Sentinel!!!! we will use this to update our systems! -Jetfire

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Look who's been busy! we captured photo of him for us to keep! Sentinel looks great in any photo he's in! He looks rather tired though, Sentinel should get sleep and have long rest in berthroom! -Jetstorm

𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘚𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘭 𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴! 𝘏𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰! 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘶𝘴 𝘥𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘢𝘺? 𝘱𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬? -Jetstorm

This is bad!!! THIS IS BAD!!! We just found Sentinel unconscious on the floor! We are speaking on behalf of the Elite Guard and Sentinel temporary replacing Supreme Commander Magnus that everything will be okay! Hopefully! We don't know what else to do here!

𝘑𝘦𝘵𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦! 𝘑𝘦𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘱𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘨𝘢𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦! 𝘚𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘶𝘴!

𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐦! 𝘞𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦! 𝙷𝚊𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊!! 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬! 𝘫𝘢, 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴!

"𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚜!" "𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚜?" "𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜?" "𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚞𝚜?" "𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚊𝚕?" "𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢, 𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚊𝚕!"

"𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛! 𝙾𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗!" "𝚢𝚊𝚑! 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎!" "𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎!" "𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚞𝚜!"

"𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚞𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜!" "𝚍𝚊, 𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝!" "мама сенти 𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚞𝚜!" "Пизда с ушами!"

"𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚞𝚜?" "𝚄𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍, 𝚍𝚊? я чувствую себя таким сигмой!"

"𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚊𝚢 два 𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 один 𝚒𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛?" "𝚓𝚊𝚊! 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛!"