Cut and paste flyers with all the text straight look so goofy.

How y’all design so fast? Like am I bad at it or are y’all or what??

Having thoughts about promoter

Fuck

There should only be one color of vinyl: coke bottle clear.

Ideological inconsistency detected: it says here you “don’t like metalcore” and yet the new Agriculture is on your AOTY list… prepare for reeducation

Thought my phone got stolen in Boston and almost threw up

Rites of Spring? “First” emo band? Kinda sucks. Portraits of Past though? “First” screamo band? Nailed it.

Finally, we found a way to keep the murder

Tablet sized vape

Baltimore hardcore manages to be cornier than Boston. That’s saying something.

DSD battery vendor

Vape ash tray Conor Oberst

Store brand car

IG ads really think I’m dumb enough to not know how to add texture to type. That’s one of the few things I have down

It’d be cool if anyone actually cared about my band.

Bookstore appointment

What’s your lyric writing set-up? Mine’s 100 mg Strattera, 7.5-10 mg Adderall IR, one Youtube tab “Nervous System Reset 75 Hz Low Frequency Sound Healing 3 Hour”, one Thesaurus tab, one Rhymezone tab, one Merriam Webster tab, and one Google Drive tab of Votive practice recordings.

Nostradolmas

David Havok

Shirt for the screamo bookstore got me feelin’

Albums I tried out tonight that I turned off before one song was over: that one Ulver record and also the important Agalloch one

Low key, Tidal kinda sucks

ASMR at 1.5x speed for faster relaxation

Is it toxic to think I could out pizza the Hut?

What if Nardwaur doesn’t do research and he just guesses?

Bands getting close to finishing their set 🤝having cancer Tu mor

sent this inscrutible tiktok to the group chat and its given us all psychosis

Are there right wing bookstores that host DIY neofolk and black metal shows?

Tintype is the stomp clap hey of photography

If you think no one will notice the white pixels leftover from deleting the background on a logo saved as a jpeg you are wrong and I will notice every single time.

Complaining about someone not answering your emails when you offered my band a spot on your fest and then stopped replying… huh.

Got to the schizoid adjacent part of Youtube today

Innovating the incense market: dip and electronic options

Should I learn to tattoo?

Keep your art flat. Don’t ever use perspective. Save yourself the time.

End Me previously unreleased 2008 self-titled LP is by FAR the AOTY of the year

Sounds like Torontonians (half my feed) could really use a wish right now

Opening the POG/Chat Pile show in my friend’s living room. Booking a Mans reunion in my laundry room. Played on a fest with Raein so y’all can’t tell me SHIT.

9/11 Suckvivor is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

One time a kid in middle school told me Eddie Murphy started hooking up with guys because women were too easy and I still think about how stupid that is over twenty years later

I’ve tried a few times. I can not get into Crowbar at all.

When you spend soooo fucking long on a design and the band prints it in a color way that makes half of the work practically invisible

Starting a group chat with all the bands from ZBR just to send everyone your mid ass photos.

CATIL decapitation

Boiled cigarettes

Little kid next to me on this flight can’t tell if I’m a boy or a girl and that rips

Taking psychic damage from a show we had to turndown (again)

Woopsie