can a bloxy cola boy and a witches brew girl really make it in this crazy world

we're in a dictatorship of morning people

here's how bernie can still win

why do they keep putting toilets in the cocaine rooms

this would work on me

running for president up until the moment they make a fortnite map for me then dropping out

we need to start calling triple A games coworker games

looking in the mirror like "you are NOT coal. you are GEM. this is a GEM ALERT"

www.theguardian.com/environment/... apocalyptic news, lovely

"oh man i wish i had a friend who can't work out how to leave his own house" the humble skyrim companion:

boss told me I had to stop vaping in the bathroom. project 2025 is real and it’s going down right now

this is me btw. if you even care

a second twitter has hit the towers