As we approach the final day of Chopped Tees, I wanted an opportunity to say my piece. This will be a long thread, but it’s dedicated to people who seek truthful information. Apologies in advance. While I constantly feel as if I’ve given up, and have failed, there is a lot more to it 1/

After nearly a year of assessing the future of Chopped Tees, I’ve made the difficult decision to officially close the brand. The business became harder to operate as global trade policy turned into a moving target—tariffs announced, delayed, walked back, then threatened again.

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My therapists name is Dr. Chat GPT

Now that I have a son and a daughter, some movies just hit different

Hey @allmykidshavepaws.bsky.social while I appreciate trying to call out people when they do wrong, you give social justice warriors the bad name they have because of your lack of effort verifying. You should be ashamed of yourself and realise you are part of the problem the world is experiencing

Me cleaning up shit this wrestlemania weekend, seems like I have something in common with WWE PR

So the Wrestlemania weekend build has been “WWE Superstars ❤️ Trump” eh? I’m spending this time with my 1 week old and 2 year old, aka the next generation of this earth, because the current generation is so cooked

My life summed up in one image

The Australian Dollar continues to get crushed against every currency. I’d say we’ve got until midnight eastern before Chopped Tees is cooked

(Bloomberg) - JPMorgan Chase & Co. said it now expects the US economy to fall into recession this year after accounting for the likely impact of tariffs announced this week by the Trump administration. $JPM

As a truly global company, Chopped Tees can’t operate in a global recession. We are knocking on the door of this reality.

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We have reached max pain for both equities and Bitcoin. A good time to move your increasingly worthless fiat currency into something that will hedge against shitty inflation If you’ve had your local currency in a bank account, it’s lost 50% of its value over the past 3 years

I’m a big fan of @atrupar.com, but this is a big miss. I urge people to study Bitcoin.

I am beyond disgusted with the vile display in the Oval Office today. I cannot express how I feel about bringing children into such a hateful world. I must invest in their future at all costs.

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#AEWGrandslam was pretty good, but the Brisbane Entertainment Centre is a fucking shithole

Big Bill is, once again, fucking over #aewgrandslam

Ok night owls, I’m about to head to #AEWGrandSlam I won’t post spoilers, but instead just dumb Australian things instead like Tony Khan welcoming all the ‘Blokes and Sheilas’ to the show

Tanga Loa being on the cover of WWE 2k25 was not on my bingo card this year

And this my friends, is why you don’t fuck around with garbage

“Cryptocurrency is the future”

Good read

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A tale of two nights.

2025 will be the year of “What have you done for me lately?”

2025 will be the year of Digital Assets, might be a good idea for people to get their heads around it

This is really fucking up everything

To be honest, 2024 was kinda mid but I have absolutely nothing to complain about. It was just there Next child is born in 2025 so I’m morally obligated to say this year will be fantastic

New Years Resolution Unsubscribe from email lists

I AM STILL WORKING THROUGH THE LEFTOVERS

ROUND 2, MY WIFE IS TRYING TO KILL ME sned halp

Merry Christmas @iamjohnpollock.bsky.social

The Christmas Spread

Time to relax before the madness

New challenge, unsubscribe to every email telling me how profitable they were despite everyone complaining eggs are too expensive

It’s the night before Christmas, I thought it would be cute to show my son Google’s Santa Tracker just before he went to bed, turns out the cunt isn’t leaving the North Pole for another hour. Fucking useless app that is. Hopefully all the other kids around the world will enjoy it tho

My least favourite Christmas tradition is receiving emails from CEOs of retail stores I shop at thanking me for a year filled with record breaking profits

Brandon says he’s officially British because he wouldn’t last an hour in the land of hard cunts

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I blame @johnsiino.bsky.social

Apple Intelligence telling me @wai0937.bsky.social might be in real trouble @postwrestling.com

Never mind @bensonricharde.bsky.social, Binge have already removed this

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I have just told my financial advisor that we should see other people