a wetch wearin a mask that looked like an eyebowl

i didn’t get a screenshot but there was a fast flood of Max & Ruby discourse on my fyp last night at 3am

is that all this guy thinks about

i thought i’d be fine to take an iron pill 1 hour after eating. nopeee i should’ve taken it immediately after the meal instead of getting distracted for that long 😵‍💫 stomach ache…

i was sad about it at first since i can’t draw. but yea it is beautiful in a way.

will my period force me awake all night like it did last month? who knows. stay tuned.

they refuse to get along help

the universal experience of college advisors just straight up lying about credit hour fulfillment and course requirements to keep ppl from graduating for as long as possible

blumiere drake: you used to bleck it on my tippi

obama in paper mario: my narrow americans

Simon has left the band and whats worse Alvin said our band is called Alvin and the Chipmunk now. like im just a thing

I knew it! He’s a vampire!

me and the 10+ other people viewing a quizlet study guide at the same time as me

i haven’t started tomo life yet. auuu

i can’t handle constant contradictions. i hate when excuses and stories change every single day until i snap and have no choice but to give up trying to understand anything at all for the sake of my sanity. my mental state just started slightly improving and it’s already falling again.

i have to get out of this house bro

Ralsei in chapter 4

If someone asks for your code, STOP; it's a SCAM. We will never contact you for this code. Only enter it online at login. Your code is: 230959.

i have been rejected as a gas station worker

dog used my library book as a pillow. sorry librarians, this book is gonna smell like dog now

GIRL WHY PUT UP MULTIPLE OPENINGS ON LINKEDIN AND INDEED THEN????

how undesirable am i man wtf have i done wrong

i have been rejected for the role of part time cashier

Googoo gaga! Babies 2 now available on the Nintendo eShop for the Nintendo Switch and the Nintendo Switch 2 System.

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Me: “Please don’t start crying-“ Dolby immediately: “AHUUUU”

please givme a hole tray of.. pees! (you sure?!) thank you :)

thinking about the person in my town who believes that trump died at an unknown point in time and was replaced by a robot built by democrats that makes him say/do bad things to ruin his image

i may or may have not ruined the yogurts i just bought by leaving them in a hot car for 20+ minutes while i went to the BMV

maybe it’s just my location but i always wondered why Five Below was called that when everything in there is $5 at minimum and above

rouxls kaard

I set up a kofi goal if anyone's able to donate, shares are also appreciated. Here's Dashuri sitting funny. Link: ko-fi.com/matcatter/go...

that whole interview could have been an email

deleted an item from my cart after seeing an AI advertisement of it. your entire brand is dead to me now.

slp slp slp....

it’s the publix promise

*doesn’t do the physical therapy moves i was instructed to do over 2 years ago to prevent my legs from being fucked up* why are my legs fucked up

bro i keep hearing a panting beast run back and forth outside my door

i haven’t seen it in years but i need that video of the teenage or college age guy who made a “what i eat in a day” video & near the end he broke his narration in laughter and just started saying “DAMN”

i have been rejected by my library 2 months after submitting the application

this is still my most favorite official neopets art

changed one of my answers within the last 10 seconds of the exam timer counting down & got a perfect score

i love when Dolby gets zoomies or plays hard and then immediately runs to eat a whole meal of kibble. wasting no time replenishing the energy he just used so that he can do it all over again.