oh no what happened

i love going about my life normally

eating is self harm if you think about it

of all the things i've eaten, legumes are up there in the top 5. body of beaneus. i'm workshopping that one.

i am a bowl full of beans

i have a bowl full of beans

you can have one to three or four or seven cheetos and it's fine it's nothing you can't even count that on the nutrition facts you have in fact eaten nothing the next you're in the kitchen you can nibble 2-4 real quick and it's fine it's negligible move on ever forwards a handful is one bite when yo

what was that word emma goldman used that one time

i would like to be able to point at someone and have them die but like i would need a clear and unobstructed direct line of sight with the person. i wish i had that power.

i actually am more afraid of driving to the city than out to the wilderness but because other people are in the city and only an especially nasty way to die awaits me the desert

not trying to steal a bit i was having troubtletyyuping worm

a worm worm worm worm

did i eat today or did i imagine eating today

wrote a long and mean sarcastic reply and then i cancelled the canceled cancelled no squiggle. i discarded the post

i have a funny joke but i would have to do two minutes of marginal effort to edit the clip imagine it was funny like not ha ha funny maybe a fractional smirk and monotone "h" a momentary neutral sensation immediately memory holed as the CANCEL LAST TRANSMISSION nerve signal reaches your brain. Delet

i'm gonna be real i am a true single issue voter and my issue is the banning and nationwide confiscation of gas-powered gardening and lawn-care equipment

blah blah blah. bleee blooo bla blaaahh.

hahaha this sucks

is it just me or did cheetos used to be dustier? you can't accuse a g*mer of having cheeto dust on their fingers, not in today's world. they've taken everything from us

elbow deep into a bag of cheetos yeah no i’ve budgeted for this nutritionally my macros are solid i need to eat this actually

i got really high really quicklylol

did i do that thing i was supposed to do

i am getting high right now

dog i fucking hate bill maher is he old enough to die soon

we really need to do something about 70 year old people

can someone please do it soon

this so cool i love waking up and being here

how do i do it

woke up and i’m already thinking about a morning nap

what do worms. uhh. what d what do worms. um. what. worms. what do they

to the tune of

dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt

i’ve discovered a way to travel forwards in time, at the rate of regular time, with weed

they’re trying to close but like involuntarily so it’s jittery and uncomfortable and just makes me mad instead of willing to admit yes i am tired it makes me want to stay awake longer out of spite

my eyes are doing that thing

i’m not doing this worm thing

ugh worm god i wish everything just sucked less. like everything. it all sucks.

they don’t teach that in worm school anymore.

buuhhhh

yeah no i don’t think i’ve ever had the munchies *shovels a sixth handful of cheetos into mouth* i’m eating these because i want to. this weed kills my appetite, actually

i got high what happened did something happen

the dirt's not so bad when you're a worm

nothing but dirt down here

in the dirt with the other worms

i'm a worm of the dirt variety

thc

i wonder what kind of gross taste has soaked into this bodum french press i bought at good will for $2

weed. marijuana. cannabis.

oh FuF