AITA for dodging royal responsibilities and running off to a safe haven for witches? I (30M) decided I didn't want to deal with the Exclusion Crisis and Whiny Uncle James. So I fled to this retreat for witches. Note: also not a witch. Am I a horrible person? #UnhingedPit #A #F #H

#UnhingedPit HIT PLAY FOR - marriage competition but the PEOPLE pick the prince - 1 contestant is the secret heir to the princess’ throne - a crow companion - sloe gin fizz - magic journals - garden parties - tabloids - she saves him - this crown’s not big enough for the both of us #YA #F #Q

AITA For wanting a happy goody two shoes friendship group to fall apart? Or Shall I make friends with the underdog since she’s clingy.Or I would be glad if it all crashed and burned like my life? Gone Girl X Trustfall realmbreakerx rule of wolves #Unhingedpit #A #F

#UnhingedPit please (Brooklyn accent) It’s got horror, it’s got ghosts, it’s got lovers that used to hate each other but now need each other to survive 💕👻💕

I don't know why I put up with this human & this satyr. I mean, sure, they provide yummy food and talented head scritches, but they keep getting into trouble. I even had to attack a minotaur once. I wish they would just stay in and watch the world from a windowsill like me. #UnhingedPit #a #r #lgbt

I am… □ single □ taken ✅ madly in love with a hologram of a doomed victim of the Titanic ✅ going to travel back in time to save her TITANIC VOYAGE #UnhingedPit #A #P

THE MEMORY GARDEN (Starling House x Wayward Children) in unhinged ao3 tags! memory monsters in a botanical garden vs two pining sapphics, what could go wrong #UnhingedPit #A #F #LGBT #Q

For fans of Danny Phantom, aaangst, Scooby-Doo, cellos, Anakin Skywalker, arson, Anna Dressed in Blood, biiiirds, This Savage Song, the power of friendship, Underwood Tapes, being insecure, Batman Beyond & betrayals! Read about how Denny becomes everyone's problem. #UnhingedPit #YA #M #DF #Q #LGBT

#UnhingedPit #F #A #WIP #LGBT Trans monster hunter (king of being a petty bitch) trying to solve his best friend's murder. Forced to work with world's most annoying girlfailure (she wants him carnally).

look. is Grayson the most refined 16-year-old in the world? no. Is he the star player on his football team? no. BUT is he capable of solving paranormal mysteries and fending off the things that lurk in the woods to protect the daughter of a famous influencer? also no. #unhingedpit #WIP #YA

Final pitch for this project: Snips! 2 spicy, 2 non-spicy. #unhingedpit #a #rf #r #f #q

If the MC'S of my horror romantasy kept a diary. ❤️🥀💋 The Women of the Wile. 75 k. YA/New Adult crossover. #UnhingedPit #H #R #F #Q

Victoria and Quinn attempt to keep it casual in DIRTY DRAFTING, now querying! Will they succeed? Absolutely not! #unhingedpit #A #R #Q

ARCANE x COLDWIRE murdering robot spiders, a cybernetic surgeon who wears pink butterfly hairclips, a magical battle thunderdome, skyrail skateboarding, TRON bikes. ALSO IT’S A LOVE STORY. #A #R #SF #UnhingedPit youtu.be/YV7hdhPXkuQ?...

WIBTA for kissing my diplomatic guest (again)? I (29M) am diplo host to B (27F). While following someone (classified), we got seen. Kissed her to divert suspicion. Been faking a relationship since, but want to kiss her for real. WIBTA? Edit: She def likes me (not subtle). #UnhingedPit #A #F #R #Q

Because an agent–author relationship is a partnership. Because I’m nothing if not a team player. #UnhingedPit #Q #A #R

Warning label for The Impostor King: ⚠️annoying Seer ⚠️may cause angst due to one braincell ⚠️the plot is in the hands of a non-sentient sword ⚠️fake dating reverse trope: everyone pretends you're dating but you ⚠️ley lines school you don't want to go to #F #YA #Q #UnhingedPit

THE OFFICE X GOOD OMENS A satire of both business and the supernatural, Virgil Mora, Hell's Consultant, must restore Heaven's faith in Hell by saving a vampire-run Ohio gas station in just three months to save his job and Lucifer, the angel he's fallen for. #UnhingedPit #F #A #LGBT #W #WriteSky

Who you gonna call? ☎️ ALICE & THE AFTERLIFE | 75K | Paranormal Fantasy 👻🏡🔪🧹🧽🪦🩸😺🔮 #Querying #UnhingedPit

May I introduce to you, the anti agent’s guide for The Dying Religion. #unhingedpit

GIDEON THE NINTH x BUFFY SHE'S A VAMPIRE SLAYER WHO HAD TO DRAG THE VAMPIRE LADY WHO BIT HER ACROSS TWO COUNTRIES FOR A VAMPIRISM CURE, BUT THEY FELL INTO A CONFLICT BETWEEN WARRING FACTIONS & WAIT, DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE SEXY BLOOD DRINKING- #UnhingedPit #A #F #LGBT #Q

IDLE OF A PSYCHOPOMP AITA for taking my baby daughter on a walk? To be fair to my wife, I simply forgot to mention it. And besides, I wasn't actually going to tell her, well, considering I needed my baby for…insurance. Scouting out a guarded forest is dangerous work after all. #UnhingedPit #Q #T

🩸 Symptoms of moonfever may include: • Unnatural strength • Heightened senses • Overwhelming thirst for blood • Prolonged visions of murder 💊 If you experience the voice of an eldritch, malevolent god urging you to kill, please consult a healthcare professional. #UnhingedPit #A #F #R #Q

#UnhingedPit meme dump for ALICE & THE AFTERLIFE 👻 Who needs an office job when you can clean haunted houses instead? 📅 20 days holiday 💰 Pension 👻 Hauntings & ghostly possession 🦷 Free dental #querying #paranormal

Instead of the two Practical Magic aunts in a beautiful seaside Victorian raising their nieces, it’s two sisters visiting their older sister and her fiancée in a cozy forest cottage on holidays #UnhingedPit #A #F #R #LGBT #Q

Confidently, I can say none of these lot are getting raptured today. "They're a 10 but..." SNOWDROPS & STONES Edition Featuring: 🥀Star-Crossed Lovers 🥀Messy Families 🥀Lovers to Enemies 🥀Class Divide 🥀Monsters & Horror Vibes 🥀Dystopian Fantasy #UnhingedPit #NA #F #R #AG

ANIMAL FARM x THE GOOD PLACE AITA for loving that I’m called a god? And ruling over the guardians of souls in the Afterlife? Those sniveling guardians should be grateful that they're MY minions! What would they do with power anyway? Late stage capitalism, you say? Bah! #A #F #UnhingedPit

A moonlit bloom opens the portal to Evergreen: an enchanted garden lurking with blooms equally mysterious and whimsical. Some things you wouldn't expect are hiding within its leafy walls. #Editors, contact Najla Mamou at Savvy Literary to enter--if you dare! #UnhingedPit #AG #OS #YA #F #SF

#UnhingedPit LESS THAN ZERO meets ADRIAN MOLE. Somehow. our closeted, depressed and religiously troubled narrator invites his volatile best friend and her beautiful Oxford-bound brother to one last summer in his grandfather’s lavish estate - what could go wrong? #NA #L #LGBT #W

One of the clearest pitches I’ve come up with, tbh 🤣 Just sprinkle on a little dystopian fairy dust and a pinch of grounded magic, and we’re set! #UnhingedPit #F #SFF #CS #BIPOC Agent’s guide to THE BOOKMAKER OF PELLMELL in my pinned post ✌️

#Unhingedpit 🍊 Just a collection of essentials for reading my debut novella. ✌️ #TheLurker #A #Humor #H #CS #Writers #Writesky

Missing: Rikma Nadia, aspiring professional ballerina 18 years old, 5'8", 110 lbs long auburn hair, periwinkle eyes Last seen with Wolf: 18 years old, 6'1", gray eyes, hair white with black & gray mottling, pushy & smirky Contact Nick Slater with information #UnhingedPit #CS #YA #F #M #R #MH

Manuscript wishlists for my MCs (they have particular tastes) #UnhingedPit #A #F #R #W #literaryagents #amwriting #amdrafting #WIP #writingcommunity #fantasyromance #mswl

Let The Crew show you...how it's done done done Theft Across the Glass Lagoon #F #Q #UnhingedPit #A #Heist

My beta readers are kind and enthusiastic people, but their reactions to my FMC's ex were a little... unhinged. #unhingedpit #A #R #PR #Q

When you bring a pizza box to a sword fight. I Am Chosen~A different kind of paranormal romance. *Agent guide on profile* #UnhingedPit #R #Q

#UnhingedPit ? Don't mind if I do! #F #LGBTQ #yuri #lightnovel

I had an affair with my art prof, but that's not what my story is about. Unfortunately I'm due to discover my blood runs thick with curses, that I'm a beither witch. And who's destined to hunt down my dragon? If you guessed my soulmate, you'd be correct. #UnhingedPit #Q #NA #UF

I get bullied for years, accidentally kill my classmate, find my parents dead, fall for a cannibal girl, and now you want me to drop everything to save the world? Just because I have this new special ability? Screw that! I don’t want the job. 🔥❤️‍🔥🥵☄️ #unhingedpit #YA #H #W

Sorta had a crush on this boy forever, but I'm worried. Red flags? ⛳️He maybe likes girls? ⛳️He only smiles when I'm ridiculous ⛳️We're competing for the same job ⛳️His touch leaves frost on my skin ⛳️He only kissed me to cheat on a test ⛳️His dad would happily murder me #UnhingedPit #YA #F #LGBT #Q

“Bored with your life? Have you tried moving to a different continent & publicly kissing + fake dating your flirty diplomatic host who you’re not sure really likes you? It worked for me 🤷‍♀️What could go wrong?” – Blinne, probably #UnhingedPit #A #F #R #Q

Elsie is inviting her neighbors over for afternoon tea. But be careful, because she holds a grudge for forty years. She seems like the perfect neighbor, but she is hiding something... #UnhingedPit #Q #S #T #R #WF

7 reasons why you should NOT read Cursed Blessings #UnhingedPit #A #F #LGBT #Q

reincarnated Max showing up late for #unhingedpit because — between avoiding responsibilities, ignoring a deadly prophecy, and mourning [REDACTED] — he’s occupied with these refined thoughts #Lit #HF #F #Q

Free crochet pattern for #UnhingedPit! Imagine Prince Cole's surprise when he opened an umbrella & was showered by 30 thumb monsters. Definitely not put there by his bff, hunky royal guard Luc Croft. (they're not in love what are you talking about) Forewarning 54k, 5 agent RQ's #Q #A #F #R #LGBT

AITA for turning into a horse post-hookup? I (34M) was doing it with this sweet girl (33F) and then I turned into a horse. Don’t worry, this is normal, I’ve always been like this. Now she hates me. Or she is traumatized. How do I make it up? Give her enchanted jewelry? #UnhingedPit #A #R #F

Former supernatural-obsessed teen, Brandy, hardly minds that her husband is a werewolf...until bodies start showing up dead on their property on full moons. Has her partner lost control? And should true love really require this much bleach? #A #T #Q #UnhingedPit

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They're a 10 but...... #UnhingedPit #R #NA #A