My dog found an emotional support tennis ball at the park a few days ago and has not put it down since.

Today I am switching between languages more often than usual for work and my brain is TIRED.

Go Birbs!

We are going to watch the Blue Jays playoff game today which means I'm frantically cleaning up for my dog sitter. Heaven forbid my wolf be alone for 5 minutes, let alone a full baseball game.

My colleague had a moose in her yard after lunch and she is freaking out over the size. This is her first moose. Based on the size of the moose and its antlers... This is a juvenile. This is making her freak out even more.

Husband's soap opera (baseball) has bumped my soap opera (General Hospital) from the TV lineup this week. Grrrrr.

I still think it’s backwards that every mass shooter owning an AR-15 is considered a right while their victims’ healthcare is considered a privilege.

It's the best moment for a person with ADHD. I finished my work notebook and I need to start a new one. But now I have to choose one from my collection of notebooks...

Operation hot sauce under way. The goggles! They do nothing!

Team science needed a win. Congrats to the man who made science accessible, fun and — dare we say — 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘭 for all of us PBS kids! #BillNye inspired a generation of science lovers, and the 🌎 thanks him.

The only bakery near me closes at 5 and I'm out of bread. I've decided baking bread is easier than the TTC at rush hour or getting out of our impossible garage and driving for bread. All I really want is a nap and I'm cranky.

Work finally installed Antidote on my laptop 2 months after my boss approved it. I look forward to writing in slightly better French!

All I want for Rosh Hashanah this year is for Israel to stop the genocide in Gaza.

Today I learned that my science communications voice is very, very close to my customer service voice.

It is supposed to rain tonight. Is the drought over?

He is much more polite today on the #TTC. He has no clue we are going to #Picklefest today. #transitdoggo #dogsontransit #toronto

Dogs are apparently welcome at the Picklefest so if anyone needs me today, I'll be getting salty with my canine bestie.

Semi-regular reminder that your local public librarian has more of a spine and a stronger moral compass than an executive at ABC or CBS.

Do not go gentle into that good night, We should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray. Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light

Don't mind me, I'm the new person in the neighbourhood with the giant binoculars staring at a tree from my porch. It was a Cooper's Hawk that caught my attention.

Is it imposter syndrome or do I have a nasty case of anxiety today? Why not both?

Ever present the same poster in 2 languages at once? I'm giving that a try today.

Who doesn't entangle themselves in their mulberry tree with a rake on a Monday after work and make 8 jars of jam that night? Right?

I'm living dangerously here. Booked a flight with a connection time that is 1 minute longer than the minimum connection time.

I regret to inform everyone around me that you are stuck riding out these hot flashes with me. My body is literally lava at this point.

My dog keeps trying to sniff people on the bus. We are working on his manners.

I sat in the very comfy but definitely haunted chair today and my dog was very upset by my choice.

Oh no I think belly button piercings are back in style. Just spotted one out in the wild.

It's loonie dogs night and we paid $9 each for our #BlueJays tickets. We have had 8 hot dogs between us... And 4 Tums.

My suburban move includes the addition of a BBQ rotisserie spit. I guess I'm just going to stay home forever now.

I am now fully unpacked, my BBQ is assembled and my garage is organized. I will now hermit for the next few months.

I'm a relatively smart person, yelling at the wifi connection of my robot vacuum because the app won't connect. I just want to clean dammit.

Apparently I'm suburban enough now to take the Go Train into the city. Heading to the CNE! #TheEx #CNE #dogdaysofsummer

I survived Walmart and Nations on the Sunday before back to school. I also had a meltdown in the citrus section.

I did not manage to go camping this summer, and for this I am very sad. Moving took up all of my energy, free time, finances, thoughts. Handing over the old keys today to close that era.

A male cardinal was very upset that I was picking some of my mulberries this morning. Buddy I can only reach the lowest branches. You have the rest of the tree to enjoy.

Weather ap: Pollen is low right now. My eyes: The hell it is. My sinuses: The hell it is.

I'm going to have to actually assemble my BBQ, aren't I? I'm a strong, modern woman and I'm dreading it.

And you will know me by my trail of abandoned hobbies and special interests... An ADHD tale.

I wish my dopamine receptors worked like a neurotypical person. We finished the last of 50 Frogbox moving crates yesterday so they can be collected, and my brain didn't register any feelings of joy or accomplishment at the task. #neurospicy #adhd

A shirt I've been looking for turned up last night when I unpacked a box. It's been missing for a year. We have no clue where it was or which one of us packed that box. Yes, we both have ADHD. It's a struggle.

I'm having a good chuckle that the TooGoodToGo app is suggesting multiple Tim Hortons as "hidden gems" to me. I'd rather eat cardboard.

We met the local skunk tonight. Of course.

Found iodine radiation tablets while unpacking and I completely forgot about the near nuclear meltdown of 2020.

Attaboy Captain Kirk! @bluejays.com #Kirk #alejandrokirk #bluejays

My office in my new home has a built in bookshelf and I'm pleased as punch about it.

The old lady next door had the basement tenant in my house rip out all of the milkweed next to our garage yesterday cause she thinks it attracts racoons. I burst into tears at this discovery.

I have not found our pillows yet but I still slept like the dead last night. Central air and every muscle hurts from moving, especially my brain.

One of my movers has sprained his ankle on our staircase so we are off to a terrific start.

Me: Don't stay up too late tonight we have a busy day tomorrow. Also me: I am still awake.