And we get the 7th pick.

First new words in a minute. This one took a lot out of me — frustration, a few tears, a few beers, multiple walks away from the computer, then a few more tears — all in the process of breaking down my beloved Kings and the five worst seasons of the last 25 years. Tap in

Well effing said

One of my fav records from 25 from the homie, Cutouts. Dark, thoughtful synth w/ teeth, swagger, + pop sensibility. Got to chat him up a smidge too; included some interesting tid bits that informed the piece @indiebasketball.bsky.social . www.indiebasketball.com/articles/wat...

I’m just relieved Ja didn’t get foisted on the Kings

Moussa Cisse did a kip up after blocking a shot lol

@lakersnation.bsky.social tell your boys that this is Terrence Davis’s mug not Precious Achiuwa.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Sat down with the homie @indiebasketball.bsky.social to talk rising artists, hoopers on the come up, Christmas Day games and traditions, and more. Available in all the pod holes.

Noticing a shift with the Kings past few games. Young guys getting real tick, vets hurt and taking back seat, and passion? Oh, and Dylan Cardwell’s smile is the effing best!

Just published one of my favorite pieces — all about Devin Carter, my mane man. The team is starving for defense, hustle, +speed… he brings all of it. once a legit prospect before regime changes, & a false narrative pushed him into “forgotten King” 👑. Tap in for hair love + Goggins comps.

Thrilled to announce my writing is now on @indiebasketball.bsky.social ! Kicking off a new series, Watching the Tape, with a drop dive into @barteesstrange.bsky.social album Horror, my album of the year! www.indiebasketball.com/articles/wat...

The jerseys though

For a moment there, it looked like Dougie might actually have the guts to ride the hot hand and leave the starters out.

I’ll take more of this mix — energetic, young, defense first role players with one or two ball-heavy veterans to steady things. All told, the game could’ve slipped fast, but the Kangz are holding up well going into the second.

Keon checks in and immediately nails two triples

On the bright side, I think the city edition jerseys like dope

I get wanting to start Westbrook at this point but why continue to go with him and Shroeder in the backcourt? This team desperately needs more spacing and guys who can play off ball. Cough cough 😷 - Keon Ellis.

8 Wacky observations predicts ALL!

Bite sized preseason observations from a sicko; which of these could be real? LaVine en fuego Domas’ shot is fast, maybe too fast Nique first man off the bench? Saric might actually matter! Speaking of Sickos, shout out @deucemason.bsky.social @morganragan.bsky.social and their new series of swag

Ball Back! Prior to tipping things off, give this piece a spin on the moves that haven’t been made, but might be around the corner.

Future Devin Carter Contrarian Corner incoming

The entire first half I kept thinking to myself, what if Nique, Carter, or Jones just absorbed all his mins? Obvs a talent downgrade but the ball movement and defense would be at a whole other level.

Keegan has been the epitome of a disrupter in this first half. Love to see it!

New Contrarian Corner just dropped! This one’s got it all: Simpsons references, MacGruber jokes, and a deep dive into the Kings’ 25 Draft. Shouts to @deucemason.bsky.social + @morganragan.bsky.social the media day coverage— next-level color on the fit of science teacher, Drew Eubanks.

Big facts

I’ve got a new column w/ @thekingsherald.bsky.social Welcome to Contrarian Corner! Looking to keep things fresh, & fun, Covering team building, player progression, Slamson sightings, & more! Give it a read, tell a friend, & maybe come back for the next one. Cheers! kingsherald.com/articles/con...

Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.

In depth analysis on the real value of the incoming 27 Spurs + 31 Twolves picks. I’m definitely in the minority here but hoping to sell a few others! @thekingsherald.bsky.social kingsherald.com/articles/bre...

Isaac Jones’ season was more impressive than the overall box score suggests. I break down key stretches of the year where his opportunities shifted, circumstances evolved, and much more

Everyone’s buzzing about Hali’s buzzer beater, but can we take a moment for my Trey Lyles player grade masterpiece? Plus, there’s a not so hidden wrestling joke in there for sharp eyed fans.

The biggest endorsement I can make for Bluesky is that replacing Twitter with this app on my phone probably improved my general mood when I’m on my phone by 20-25%. I know there are better reasons but it is what it is!

Every Steph three always looks like it’s going in. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

In Sacramento, #openingday is just the day we all open @tankathon.bsky.social and start looking at draft prospects.

For all my Trey Baes kingsherald.com/articles/tre... @thekingsherald.bsky.social @morganragan.bsky.social @deucemason.bsky.social

We’re all going to feel a smidge better once Carter starts balling. Still high on the dude and optimistic that he’s going to start shining with a larger role and more consistent mins.

Someone explain the Sacramento Kings to me

This is precisely why Keon should be starting; the energy, hustle, and defense to start each half is contagious.

Someone explain the Sacramento Kings to me

Not sure what’s more depressing— the Kings’ three-point defense or me ruining my sleep schedule to watch it.

This team has zero identity

it’s friday we did it we made it great work everyone

Excellent content. Shout out @bigwos.bsky.social

DeMar is on one

Kat is far too mobile for JV. I actually think Domas would have been a better cover.

It feels like Devin Carter has rounded a corner the last few games. Not saying he’s the second coming or anything but dude could be nearing backup competence.

Mike Breen + Jamal Crawford >

Imagine complaining about Leslie Jones having a blast in the crowd...but taking zero issue with Travis Scott wandering around the ring during one of the biggest wrestling angles of the year. This world needs more Leslie Jones. #WrestleSky #AEWRevolution

In addition to being the basketball equivalent of the Human Torch - Zach isn’t a complete wreck on defense!