Andy Robertson should absolutely go to Juventus. It's a grand old club with a beautiful stadium and passionate supporters. Your career is a short one, so live in another country, play football against different teams, and experience new ways of living.

Yujiro Hanma is going to be in Tekken 8? Just give up now guys. You can't beat him.

If you ever make the mistake of thinking that you've designed the perfect foolproof system, please give it to the PGMOL for a year, because they will find every single way to fuck it up. Poor old Phil Foden

Come on Everton, it's all up to you now.

Don't make me tap the sign 👇🏻

Ollie Watkins showing why he should be Kane's understudy ahead of Toney. Just because you can score goals at ANY level, doesn't mean that you can score them at the TOP level. Sure, bring him on for a shootout, but open play? No way.

I'll be honest, sometimes I wonder about the fitness and properness of my owner. £110k for 11 seats? Somebody's laundering their money. #FM26 #FootballManager #SportsInteractive #AFCWimbledon

If Sketchers Slip-ins are so easy to put on, why did they use so much CG in that Sofia Vergara advert? I wouldn't mind, but it's so badly executed that it's distracting.

I've got two regrets in my life. One of them is that I never played in the World cup. The other is that Piers Morgan is an Arsenal fan - Liam Brady

Seeing Wrighty in amongst the crowd, wearing the new shirt, with Rocastle 7 on the back, brings tears to my eyes man. He'll never leave a friend behind. Oh Rocky Rocky! #Arsenal #Champions

Bought this thing back when the Invincibles won the league. It's been on the back of a cupboard for 20 years, I nearly threw it out last season. Glad I didn't now. #Champions

We've won the league, and there are Fireworks going off outside my house. I'll allow it.

There he is. Mug. (The City fan, not Orbinho. Orbinho is bloody brilliant)

Where's that Manchester City fan with the bottle in his pocket now?

I sat and passed the time from one moment to the next. I didn't know how many moments would pass me by like this, but i assumed that I would know when it was one too many. Foolish, given that in all my years, I had never successfully made that distinction before. Another moment passed me by.

Watching Tomb Raider on ITV2 had reminded me what they robbed us of. Alicia Vikander should have been in more than one of these films.

Nobody except saints fans wants Southampton back in the Premier League after all this spy bs. Hope Hull bury them at Wembley.

I've just watched that Celtic penalty back. Yeesh. SPL really doesn't want Hearts winning the league do they?

Just a reminder, this film is STOP MOTION animated. Absolutely insane.

When you think about it, it's these AI Artists that are actively dehumanising the film making industry...

Listening back to System of a Down. Damn, B.Y.O.B. really is an evergreen track isn't it?

Fuck me. This is tense. #Arsenal

Please, just once VAR!

The cheek of the West Ham fans. The goal is being checked because they may have cheated. How are they chanting Same old Arsenal always cheating?

When they said he was coming on, I had a feeling. My gut is undefeated. Callum Wilson. Bollocks. #Arsenal

Pacing in my office. Fucking nerves. #Arsenal

How i feel about Leo right now. Our little Racoon boy!

Let's fucking go! TROSSAAAAAAAAAARD!!!

My gut was telling me that this would be a very tough game, as West Ham away always tends to be, and so far it seems like my gut knows ball. #Arsenal

That's our one warning. Concentrate now lads. #Arsenal

Sometimes you need to be brutal with your changes. Zubimendi won't like it, but he'll understand.

Feels increasingly like we're going to need a set piece if we're to get the points today. Head scratcher when we moved Rice to RB, even stranger taking Cala off to sort it out. MLS in CMF is the ticket right now. Just have to hope that he's given licence to invert as much as possible!

Really hoping we can have a drama free 3 points today, BUT, if West Ham take anything from this game, at least I know the points are going towards a good thing. I would not choose to give them anything today though. That's the difference between us and that lot down the road.

Really hoping that God goes back to his old testament gimmick sometime soon. There are people to be smited.

Colour me surprised.

Just say you don't understand why live football is so great and move on with your life. Fifa are actively sabotaging any hope that they may have had of making football a bigger sport in the US than it currently is and they're doing it through greed.

Real Madrid fans continue to be mad as a box of frogs. Not surprised that they're turning on Mbappe though, a decade ago it was Gareth Bale. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

If the company I worked for was making record profits, and they had the gall to try and renegotiate my contract so that I was being paid half my original wage, I would be fucking furious.

Gutted for Everton, and for us. Officials aren't beating the allegations any time soon.

Where the hell did all that extra time come from? Not that it matters, City have equalised. Bastards.

I think eBay should buy GameStop, just for shits and giggles.

Fuck sake Unai. You had one job.

In 1979, Mattel sold toy Battlestar Galactica fighter ships that fired a tiny spring-loaded "torpedo." One 4-year old choked on it, and the entire line of torpedo toys was recalled and never sold again.

It's been derivative crap for years, surprised anyone noticed a difference tbh. Get out while you still can. I did, and i've not missed much about it at all.

Had my youth intake and got Wimbledon promoted to the Prem last night. This might be one of the best youth players i've ever had! He's already the best Keeper at the club according to my coaches, although he really needs to work on his aerial game. He might still have a growth spurt! #FM26

Oh great, another Avatar movie (Joke falls apart when you consider how much of those movies are CG, but whatever, I need to get my highly original sick burn in)

but fr though that BP news is the kind of news that should be greeted with crowds dragging you out into the fucking street

I told you all that this would happen. The price at the pump isn't reflective of anything other than how much they want to squeeze you. Time for legislation. BBC News - BP profits more than double as Iran war sends oil prices higher www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Maybe Chelsea should respect the ball a bit more?

I'm assuming Chelsea had some kind of clause in Rosenior's contract that allowed them to sack him without paying *checks notes* the SIX YEARS of wages they would be culpable for. He didn't even want to leave Strasbourg, but knew if he turned down the big job, he'd be pushed out the door anyway.