the NYT games rip-off of spotify wrapped not even mentioning crosswords at all is frankly insulting

MY WIFE: all around the trees are naked. the sky is gray. cold wind like needles! ME: ok

the game awards? more like the lame awards

i was conceived on Cyber Monday.

my nine-year-old dog routinely jukes the absolute shit out of me when we're playing fetch. he'll put a move on me that just sends me into the dirt

Puritan-ass game

i think titans fans just need to be a little more patient with Val Kilmer while he acclimates to his role with the team

this song fuckin rules www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bocf...

I think AI is bad. I also think Elon Musk should pay more taxes.

Becoming a tinned fish guy

I do not really care who the mayor of New York is but them electing a Muslim socialist on the day Dick Cheney died is pretty awesome I have to admit

if you've got a one-run lead with no one on against the greatest player in the 150-year history of pro baseball, you simply have to throw him a pitch that is roughly over the middle of the plate and dick-high

The rarely seen Intentional Home Run

straight up begging my students to attempt to learn anything at all. debasing myself in front of 18-year-olds trying to get them to give a shit

Everyone keeps talking about this Platner guy like 2026 elections are going to happen

I have no hope for the future but at least the University of Tennessee has the best damn baseball coach in the world

If I got a bad tattoo I'd just get another one below it that says "SUCKS" and maybe an arrow to be really clear

My students who use it as a substitute for thinking agree with you bro

Eagles suck lol. I'm equally excited for everyone to turn on the Bills

the Tennessee Titans are historically bad. I would be absolutely stunned if they win a single game all year

It brings me no pleasure to report that the Eagles got hosed

I’m going to self-moderate some beers into my mouth later

I wonder if people in other societies have ever wanted one parent to die before the other for financial reasons

Yeah I bet it’s not, dork

Training an LLM to fuck my wife

Alice In Chains is great

Wife’s going out of town this weekend so you know what that means: drinking Ancient Age and upgrading my computer to Windows 11

Becoming a tinned fish guy

Eating three week old roast beef. Who cares anymore

Got a chaise lounge for the deck. Game-changer

Live your life in such a way that there is no chance of your last words being dog-whistle racism

SLY BEAST approaches you on the stairs. “If information is what you seek, I may be able to help… For a price, of course!” 1️⃣Hear a rumour (5 GP) 2️⃣Offer a rump scratch 3️⃣Banish the creature!

London Humphries is the new Ladd McConkey

"Ouuuuu. Ouuughhh!! My mitochondria!!!" - Our Nation's Youth

I hate it when I am overburdened with mitochondrial challenges

Why is “illegal” in quotes

I fuckin hope so

Out on the deck until I am forced to move

Don’t know what I’m going to do with myself when it happens. But I do know that, whenever it happens, it will be Beers O’Clock

CRAP

the dude who helps it up is a traitor to the human race

Going to a birthday dinner tonight with 13 other people. That’s too many people! A dinner group should be like 6 max. Anyway I’m still going because we’re like two years out from not having restaurants anymore

I feel like filtering plays by outcomes is something computers have been able to do since 1992

Not sure how this is comfortable but who am I to judge

It should be a 128-team triple elimination college football playoff

My wife got hummus on her phone and I told her she’d have to switch carriers to “A-Tahini-&T” and now I am divorced

NYT has this thing on ways people are using AI at their jobs. Here is a guy who uses AI to pick wine for a restaurant without first tasting the wine. Seems bad

An infinitesimally small silver lining to the rise of LLMs is that I do not ever have to screw around with out-of-class assignments ever again