Tyrannosaurus Rex being top of this poll was inevitable, the same way the Christmas number one single is inevitably shit. The British public are idiots, and vote for the LadBaby of dinosaurs.

Think Thomas Tuchel might be a bit shit at managing football teams tbh

Wild to think that England could be two wins away from retaking Gascony.

"Verify your age" The streets were paved with broken cassette tapes

every dead senator gets a thoughtful obituary lauding their “courage” and then if you look it up the courage was filibustering the Give Medicine to Cancer Kids act

Egypt have been cheated there

Pulisic kicks the back of Tielemans's foot so hard he turns himself into a GTA wasted animation, and Tielemans doesn't even appear to notice. You love to see it.

My condolences to the United States Men's National Team, who soared so high and came so close to triumph, only to fall short in the last 16 on account of all of their players being shit.

Great bit of spontaneous nominative determinism from Matt Freese

Eat shit Ronaldo

Every time an American lawyer tries to explain why FIFA's actions regarding Balogun are fine actually, it sounds like Charlie Kelly with a thesaurus.

I haven't seen Jordan Henderson fall this badly since the time he was widely liked and then decided to go play in the Saudi league

Instead it just required a phone call from a notoriously corrupt president to a notoriously corrupt governing body. Very refreshing.

This is transparently corrupt, as was waiving Ronaldo's ban after he was sent off against Ireland.

Well done Paraguay, but my main takeaway from the game is that Alan Shearer genuinely despises Germany.

Ben Stokes is a colossal egomaniac dickhead

At the risk of getting myself added to a bunch of lists with names like "Putin's troll bot army", these numbers sound like absolute bollocks.

Danny Murphy shut the fuck up challenge

Getting unreasonably angry about how the Belgian World Cup shirts have "this is not a shirt" written on the back. They are shirts. The pictures below are not shirts, but if I had one in my hand, it would be a shirt. I could wear it, and I would be wearing a shirt. It's a shirt. A shirt. A SHIRT.

Every few months I search for Ann Arbor Canasta Fix, a one-person band who released an album on Post-Parlo in 2000, in the hope of finding their music. I heard one song by them 25 years ago, and I thought it was superb. I can never find the song. It's depressing how much from that era has vanished.

BAH GAWD THAT’S JOHN MCCAIN'S MUSIC

Not like Man Utd to get a favourable decision at Old Trafford

I see the politically correct woke brigade at the BBC have snubbed the original Big Break hosts (a disgraced racist and a man who is dead)

I feel like it should be possible to critique the politics of Mass Effect without implying that it's Birth of a Nation in space, but I guess that's why I'm only capable of discourse and not Discourse.

One of them is a lonely figure completely submerged in piss, and the other is an art installation in Italy.

♫ And it seems to me you lived your life Like a candle in the wind ♫

Each day on bluesky there is one main character. The goal is to never let it be British and American food.

The BBC, today: "he never thought he'd leave his home". The Jewish Telegraph, last month: it's been this guy's dream to move to Israel for the last five decades. The latter article also mentions that he used to smuggle "pro-Zionist literature" (his words) into East Germany.

Greens (+27%)

It's actually a secret coded message used by people who are into dogging. Nicholas Witchell was going to expose this to the world, which is why they had to kill him.

Young Frankenstein. A beautifully-shot love letter to early horror films, with schwanzstucker jokes.

Aw yeah

People lack media literacy, now excuse me while I talk about comic book movie villains as if they're real people and not characters that somebody has written.

At the risk of sounding like a massive snob (which tbf I am), this is what happens when you "let people enjoy things".

How are you fucking up the format of a meme this simple?

A putting the gang together-style montage, but it's just two dozen Luigis

STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely

They're going to be disappointed when they discover it's empty other than a bunch of receipts for army and police surplus gear he's bought off ebay

Fuck the IOC

Went through the quotes, and "eat my shit and hair" is currently leading "I'm just a little guy" 4-3.

I also didn't vote Democrat or Republican in 2024, and I've been telling all my neighbours not to vote Democrat or Republican.

I grew up in that kind of environment, and I'm extremely reluctant to apologise for anything. RIP to your psychology but I'm different.