How I'm going to imagine the Marines storming the island without putting boots on the ground.

When my dog picks up an old piece of pizza next to the sidewalk.

When will it end? Trump:

Mike Johnson when he see's Trump answer a question with: I don't know about it.

Sir, this is a Wendy's

Translation: If Cruz would have been a Senator from New York state, he would have been in Italy during the blizzard this weekend.

Incompetent Clown Posse

Lawler is definitely that parent who gave into a toddler throwing a temper-tantrum in the grocery store.

So how's the year going? It's February.

Why would Pyongyang News 1 show videos that contradicted what the administration is saying.

Says the garbanzo king

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

Defiance does not equal attacking, unless you're like Kash and Bovino who have an unhealthy Napoleon complex

Cc: @chriswarcraft.bsky.social I think you two would hit it off

Americans fleeing Venezuala returning to the US...

Penguins and Golden Knights shutout leaders

Tomlin to Harbaugh after Sunday night's game "They expect one of us in the wreckage brother"

Burrow to the AFC North after tonight.

Fantasy football friend: hey I'm starting a new league, you want to join? me: what's the waiver FAAB budget for the startup? FF Friend: what's a waiver FAAB budget? me:

The Rams with multiple first rounders?

Cheetolini McTacoTits trying to figure out what's causing the low commodity prices.

If anyone is better than me at Photoshop, can someone Photoshop Thielen in a Vikings jersey.

Sliding into fascism? We're sliding harder into fascism than Pete Rose sliding into home at the 1970 All-Star game.

Feels awkward to root for Tucker Carlson to make Rafael Edward Cruz look like a buffoon.

A draft dodger is forcing our brave troops to do a masturbtory parade for his birthday because he doesn’t have any real friends. Top notch loser shit.

Little Richard was a visitor at our church, shook his hand as he was leaving.

The FA portion of the 2024 presidential election was completed on January 20th, 2025, we have now entered into the FO portion of the 2024 presidential election.

There should be a clinical study to investigate the correlation between political spinlessness and accute, sudden onset amnesia when in close proximity to microphones and tv cameras.

Rodgers and Cousins to Tatum

If you read between the lines, what he's saying is, they know they have a problem, but until they can figure out on how to make money from fixing it, they're unable to do anything.

Translation: We ran out of redacting ink removing all evidence of Trump and his associates from the Epstein Files

Happy Confederate Surrender Day! At the battle of Gettysburg, Minnesota soldiers captured Virginia’s battle flag and Minnesota still has it. Virginia keeps asking for it back and each governor tells them to get stuffed. www.twincities.com/2017/08/20/m...

I have a question for @aarongleeman.bsky.social and @johnbonnes.bsky.social regarding the Twins.TV deal for $20/month or $99/season. Do they pay us to watch or do we pay them to watch, because through 4 games this season I'm a little unsure on the economics of that program.

It's a damn cult, and the people who don't see it that way have IQ's lower than their thermostat setting.

@mattgertz.bsky.social probably...

If he's traded, will a parent or guardian (JJ or Addison) have to sign off on the trade as well?

Does he think Dallas is going to get relegated down to the USFL or something?

South Africa definitely sent their shittiest stain to America.

Done

Found @scottfish.bsky.social burner account

Post a GIF we can hear

happy Wednesday 😆