Just in case anyone is wondering what’s going on over on 🧵 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ 😂😂😂

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Yooooooo!!! Kyle!!! #mayorofkingstown

This trial with the waste of space that killed that girl and threw her 2 day old (yea you read that right TWO DAY) baby in the river is crazy smh I hope they put him in gen pop with lipstick and heels on.

Since my two grown’ish kids have returned to the nest due to finances and the economy. I’mma need my ex-husband to start paying child support again 😂 I don’t think that’s an unreasonable request 🫤🫤

Somebody said Kodak Black looks like an unlocked character on a video game and I—

Y’all head over to Google and give Dot his 💐

I just finished #137shots and I am at a loss for words….

I always wondered why I never saw F9 🤦🏽‍♀️ but as soon as I realized they were about to go to 🗣️ space it made absolute sense why I’d never seen it 😒😒😒

Needed Me

Phresh Off the Runway

Skin

Hard

What Now

Unapologetic

SOS

I swear there’s a version of me out there that did everything right. A universe where I figured it out the first time.

If you’re new to Georgia don’t get too excited…..

Wait, so somebody saw Aubrey in family court………today??

I just saw call toothpaste “bone soap” and I just—

When MJ did it, you had to buy the record, no streams, no TikTok, no autoplay. Drake’s in the playlist era, where a ‘sale’ can happen if u fall asleep with Spotify on. MJ sold 100M of ONE album with no Wi-Fi, pure dominance. Its like beating Serena Williams, but the net’s lower and you get 2 rackets

I’m tryin to get into the #thehuntingwives everybody talkin about, but…a grown woman topping off a high school student?? An 11th grader pressured into hooking up fresh off church service? Sophie promising her pedo friend she won’t tell anyone she saw her hooking up with a high school kid? 😒 #WTF

I just binge watched the whole first season of #firecountry it’s so good!!

I don’t know who needs to hear this but: 🗣️ Go to your App Store ➡️ ➡️ click on your little profile circle➡️➡️ go to purchase history. Shows you all your Apple purchases. Now pls stop getting on Kendrick Lamar’s internet every 5 business days whining abt not knowing why Apple is “stealing” your money

The fact that my paycheck just hit my checking account anout 20 mins ago and my payday technically is Friday is reason #3876 why I’m glad I switched to Chase.

The responses to this post have me cracking up!! 😂

Anyone eating at Panera? All their food looks like it came out of a vending machine or from the gas station and they put it on a plate.

This is the only hulk I acknowledge

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I’m ready for 60 degree weather, wings, and football.

Gen X is not ok….. The Cosby raised most of us. This is so sad.

I literally grew up with him 😢 this is so sad. 😞

Theo Huxtable?????? Damn man!!

Thinks it’s time to part ways with @navyfederal.bsky.social. Not as warm and fuzzy as everyone made them out to be.

It’s 8:00 and I’ve already been to Publix, cleaned my kitchen and ate breakfast. I’ve officially morphed into my Grandmother 🫤🫤

Why is she online having, what appears to be, a one-sided beef with someone who is literally just trying to be a hood fairy? 🧚 Sza seems like she is soooooooo freaking sweet! Like why is old girl so miserable?

The way this post made cackle! What’s even funnier are the folks in the comments whose head this reference went completely over! 😂

Some of y'all have nasty spirits and it is very disheartening.

As if him tuckin tail, running and leaving his kid to hide in the house wasn’t bad enough…..dude really in them comments on FB trying to defend what he did 😐😐

These are literal balls of crack 😩😩

Honestly fuck all that chiseled abs, dehydrated for 3 days to make them look perfectly etched for filming, comic book abs. This right here? More of this in films & shows pls 🫦

Yooooooooooo!!! B-Mickie is a b*tch!!!! #BMF

💥 Click Boom!!💥

What is up with #thechi and this annoying sepia filter they keep using on scenes?

Nobody: …. Nobody at all: … Not a single soul: … Me: 🗣️ Bing-bop-boom-boom-boom-bop-bam! The type of 💩 I'm on, you wouldn't understand

They said they found that baby! Please let this be true!!!