If I don't get spit roasted soon, I'm gonna scream

The version of Mister Fantastic we all hoped to see from Pedro Pascal… 🥵 @themaxstar.bsky.social 🎨 @picassshole.bsky.social

I'm watching Disney's Robin Hood for the first time in years and I will never get over how fucking hot they made him. That was a conscious choice on the animators' parts, and you can't convince me otherwise

Posting this cuz I know you will all eat it up

Remember when people used to just post full length porn on this and the other site instead of a 5 second promo to their OF/JFF? And now, even subscribing to their accounts isn't enough. You $10+ a month to gain access to their videos that cost $30+ per video.

If this hits 100 RT’s in 24 hours, I’ll drop a free trial 😈 💙 @xgabrielphoenix.bsky.social 🎨 @picassshole.bsky.social

Ok but what if I created an OnlyFans, but instead of porn, I just dressed up like a dad and told you I'm proud of you for 7.99 a month

Not me wearing my Legolas/Thranduil wig during sex because a guy wanted to throat fuck an elf, and thinking to myself, "It's what they would've wanted"

Excited to try these out this weekend 😈 Thanks @twistedbeast.bsky.social

Fuck marry kill your favourite video game characters Fuck - Leon Kennedy Marry - Simon "Ghost" Riley Kill - Link

Y'all, I dunno what it is, but I'm taking bigger fists now, after a year and a half break from fisting, than I ever did when I was fisting regularly. It's like I'm entering my gape era

Why, yes I am driving across town at 10:40pm to get fisted by a hot daddy. Why do you ask?

Really wish we would've left "chudai" and "wataa" in 2024

The gay experience is asking chatGPT to write you a Carrie Bradshaw style line about getting fisted for the first time in a year and a half, but not liking any of the options. That being said, a little lube, a whiff of poppers, and, just like that, he was wrist deep inside me.

Lowkey miss having @thepupfinn.bsky.social thighs wrapped firmly around my head

The unhinged and mentally unstable crossover event with @thepupfinn.bsky.social you didn't know you needed

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Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?

Sit or suck?? You can't say both! 😈 onlyfans.com/alphachace

Still in heat Still no tops I'm going insane

Just went into heat and there's zero tops here. I'm dying

I guess I can finally upload videos on here. So here's a short clip of my sex doll as Ghost and me riding him as Soap #ghoap #ghost #SimonRiley #SoapMactavish #cod #callofduty

Thinking about that time Spongebob was they keyholder for Man Ray's chastity belt

This. I need him inside me

I just realised that I can't upload videos on here... wow...

Any of my followers on here Ghost/Soap shippers? Because I'm probably gonna have some fun content for you soon 👀

It's honestly gotten to the point where, not only do i not expect to find a relationship on Grindr (never did), but I don't even expect to find a hookup on there anymore. So many straight guys and guys that just wanna play games

Having a garlic intolerance as an Italian American bottom feels like a cosmic level homophobic hate crime 😭

Memorial Day Weekend hasn't even officially started yet and I've already sucked a dick to completion. 🫦👅

Nothing screams "America" like buying a vape from a vending machine It's a hellscape here

Gave Rory a bath last night after getting home from FWA. Thank you to everyone who made time to hang out and spend quality time with me at my first fur con

Great FWA so far!

Who's at FWA? I wanna make and meet friends because it's my first time and I'm a lonely, lost puppy

Guys, I want this toy so bad lol

The heart wants what the heart wants And same goes for the pussy

If you've ever said that something or someone is your "spirit animal", you're a furry I don't make the rules

If you let him sit on your face, he owns you. Squatter's rights

Last night, I put a girthy sheath on the already large, 9-inch dick of my sex doll and rode it hard. I was attempting to jerk off while doing it, but I full-on entered omega zone, and my dick went soft lol

Me: No more toxic relationships for me. Green flags from here on 🚩🚩🚩: Hey Also me: OMG THE CARNIVAL! HI!

Well, I'm officially going to my first furry convention. See y'all at Furry Weekend Atlanta!!

Had a little fun with my sex doll today 😉

Today, in honour of St. Patrick's Day, I will be exlusively listening to the B*Witched discography 🍀🍀🍀

How much would y'all judge me if I started wearing these to every event I go to?

Better to be a poor whore than a rich bitch. Unfortunately for me, I'm a poor bitch

Anyone here play Destiny 2 or Fallout 76? I'd really like more friends to game with. I play D2 on Xbox, but it's cross platform. And FO76 I play on PC (not cross platform) 👉👈

Y'all, this photo by @photovano.bsky.social is incredible

Talking to @subzach.bsky.social about Robin Hood and like...I don't fucking care what y'all think. Disney's Robin Hood is fucking HAWT

So I guess this is the 2025 excuse for not having a face pic

I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion, and I promise this isn't meant as an attack on anyone who wears one, but any time I see the "frisky" hood from Mr S, all I can think of are these images