I accidentally brain poisoned myself and got addicted to a zoomer influencer I have been reading really hard books all the time but I am dumber than ever rn and I am sorry but adrenachrome is real not that you would understand lol

The weather is going to be SO BORING WTF

🎶beauty and the beast🎶

I wasn’t there but look at Alena in the lake yesterday !

I’m really sad that I dreamt of a sad and powerful solution to my problems called The Snow Crab and I of course don’t know what that means

OP captured Japanese cranes whose breath was tinged orange by the am light so they look like they’re breathing fire 🔥

It’s fine as it is but they also could have put more fat on the human forehead and on the head in general

Thank you Gaia

The Korean soup where you cook rice then scorch it into a cracker and then boil the cracker into a soup (and then boil the soup into a cracker and then boil the cracker into a soup)

Great illustrations on scarykids.ru an anthology of Russian children’s urban legends

Mixed a 3 in 1 instant coffee packet with snow. Very good. Added kuemmerling. Go for it

Toovar dal — the food of the gods

It’s raining dopamine (snowpamine)

This throat goat tea is fuckin disgusting

They are giving us all 18 inches

If Baby dies before I do I will never forget how she lets me hold and caress her hands and feet

Jan 8 2023 before Ro live here

Crying because people look big up close but small through a window

Daughter of Apple Woman (the real me)

Not gonna wait for Sadie to wake up to say that if you can’t handle me at my naked walking on water carrying fish you don’t deserve me at my naked walking on water carrying fish but that I also don’t believe in deserving so

I want to make THE SCARIEST MOVIE EVER about the Sumerians unless this already exists in which case I want to be in it

Do you crave sleeping in extra small and uncomfortable spaces or no poll

Vibe this year is hm chicken jelly kholodets chic 💅

Heterosexual squalor goals

I regret to inform you that America’s favorite escaped eagle owl has entered his problematic simp era

So many translators are enemies with each other it’s not just me

It was, anticlimactically but predictably, a freak that I talked to on a dating site maybe two years ago

My new year resolution is to become a truffle dog

Very excited for when I have a house that I don’t have to live in that other people live in it for me so I can go over and watch a tv any time that I want

Byeee

My cheese cost 6.66 and the total was 9.11 it’s working

Natural phenomena that do fucked up things to my nervous system: murmurations, frog sounds, being in water, eating beets or cranberries

It just keeps getting better

I’m thinking of getting a bar cart for putting my pile of active books on, does anyone else employ this system

Tom Bubul called poor things Guillermo Del Toro Barbie

Very good. Only one fly today and those crows were starlings all along.

I wish Ghostwriter was real, if I could be any writer I would be ghostwriter

Ok gumshoes I got a mysterious email from someone I truly have no idea who it can be trying to torture me — What is your fbi profile of this character

Purveying fine (regular) melancholy

So sad how on winter days the sky gets gold and silver and bright at the very end just to remind you that you will not have been able to stand or experience light

I have two cats and two flies. The cats sleep all day and all night, the flies go to bed around 10

Romantic, goth, emo

The snacks you have rn are the only snacks available for miles around and if you wanted different ones your only option would be to go ask them of your neighbors!