What the hell is Gameoverse?

Possibly unpopular opinion: I liked Zac Brown Band’s “Jekyll + Hyde” album for how experimental it was. The only song I don’t like on it is “Homegrown”, which I think has weak lyrics and a horrendous audio mix. Yes, I liked “Beautiful Drug” too.

Venn diagrams with no overlap: Customers whose credit cards have a tap function, and customers who know how to use said tap function

I feel like my entire life has just been drifting aimlessly. I don’t know why or how I do things, I just do them.

Do I even have a vibe?

I have zero nostalgia for Pizza Hut. There was only one within two hours of me and it closed 20 years ago. Folks in my town always ate at a local pizzeria or Little Caesars, as Hut was a half hour away. Nobody in school wanted to do Book It! Also the last three times I went I got violently ill…

The only Lainey Wilson song I liked is “Hang Tight Honey” (and “wait in the truck” if you count duets). Does she have anything else that isn’t wallpaper paste bland?

I kind of feel disgusted stating that there are a few Lady Antebellum songs I'll still go to bat for. I still refuse to call them "Lady A", however.

Still debating whether I should finish up my own "Every #1 country hit of..." features, inspired by the fine folks at @countryuniverse.net.

The fuck is vibe coding?

I wish Lainey Wilson had more than one good song in her catalog.

I've said it before, but Patty Loveless' backing vocal sticks out like a sore thumb on "Monday Morning Church", and it's always bothered me because the song is otherwise fantastic.

My tribute to Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show, the weird, woolly group co-fronted by Dennis Locorriere, who died this past weekend.

People who think country music is whining about dogs and trucks are almost certainly the same people who think rap songs go “my name is X and I’m here to say”.

For someone who’s always had a way above average vocabulary, I’m always amazed every time Wordle manages to be a word I’ve somehow never heard before.

Another advantage to Bsky: A long time ago, someone else on Twitter claimed the handle “tenpoundhammer” so I had to use a different name there. But here, I can be tenpoundhammer again.

A list of some of the country songs I'm most ashamed to admit that I like.

BREAKING NEWS: There are otters on the ottoman!

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have https://bit.ly/3RjdlH1

Favorite animated movie that’s popular with furries: either Secret of NIMH or Rango Least favorite: Sing

Besides Johnny Cash/Rodney Crowell and John Michael Montgomery/Travis Denning, are there are any other pairs of parents- and children-in-law that have had hit singles on Billboard?

I think it's funny that both my sister and I learned Waylon Jennings' "Only Daddy That'll Walk the Line" through covers: me through the Kentucky Headhunters and her through Jack Ingram.

BREAKING NEWS: Baby otters take Power nap before another full day of being adorable.

Is it just me, or is "Smells Like Nirvana" a few BPM faster than "Smells Like Teen Spirit"?

I may not be Southern, but I have gotten an entire Waffle House to sing along to "All Your'n" at 6 AM.

Otter post of the year!

Given how revered Randy Travis’s 1980s catalog is, why have I literally never heard “I Won’t Need You Anymore” even once?

Pokémon the Movie 2000. The movie my mom called, quote, “so bad I couldn’t even sleep through it.” I haven’t touched any Pokémon animated content since.

fun fact: the reason why chairs have that little hole in them is to accommodate for the tail

"Past the point of rescue" is such a great song... It was originally written by Mick Hanly for Mary Black and it's great to see Hal & Mick sing it together. youtu.be/3kxOBrJQxS4?...

Furry cons will change your life tbh. Imagine 3-4 days of socialization where the vast majority of the content - instead of being tied to corporate franchises and pre-existing IPs - is just passionate people expressing themselves and sharing their interests. And also, SHITLOADS of free, warm hugs.

Notice how the butternut squash blends in naturally with its surroundings to hide from predators.

I have literally never heard a Madonna or Janet Jackson song in its entirety to my knowledge. And I couldn’t name a single Mariah Carey song other than “All I Want for Christmas Is You” even if you made it multiple choice.

I still want to know how the website “Not Always Right” has been around since like 2008, yet has never gotten any media coverage nor even any information on who runs it.

Number of country music artists who know I’m a furry: at least two

🎵 Jenny, I got your number I need to make you mine Jenny, don’t change your number 800-588-2300, Empiiiiire… today! 🎶

Will I ever get even one more person on this platform to like Trout Fishing in America?

Maybe I’m just out of touch, but I don’t think a single Simpsons joke has ever landed for me.

people are all mentioning the same contemp stuff here and they are right (Simpson, Musgraves, Childers, Isbell, etc) but I’ll shout out someone who’s both very talented, undersung, and also here on Bluesky: @adeemtheartist.bsky.social my personal favorite of theirs is “Going to Hell”, it’s a banger

Why are there so many confederate flags in my town in rural Michigan?

You don’t hate country music, you just hate the same 100 songs of bootlicking corporatized trash about saluting the flag while drinking a beer in your truck at a football game next to your pretty silent wife in daisy dukes who also knows how to fish.

Ella Langley with the #1 and #2 spots on the Hot 100 is absolutely wild. Only other country artist who's ever pulled that off is Wallen. And Langley's singles are actually, y'know, *good*.

Fun fact: Niko Moon is the only country music singer who ever blocked me on Twitter.

Someone please explain to me how no one seems to realize the hypocrisy of a “we don’t want data centers in our neighborhood” image… that was made entirely with AI.

Look, maybe I'm just naive or something, but I never heard the song title "Dumas Walker" as anything other than "Dumas Walker".

I still think this is an incredibly amusing coincidence between a parody "FoxTrot" comic published in MAD in 2000, and an actual "FoxTrot" comic published five years later. @billamend.bsky.social what do you think?

Let's all hear it for LeAnn Rimes' "I Need You", the only song about Jesus that's so vague that I had to look this fact up.