Holy Shit the Jags just beat the Chiefs!! LFG 🔥🐆

Going straight to the source (@dennisdjr.bsky.social’s mom)

Fuck that cat.

Saw a TikTok of a polydactyl cat named Simba predicting that the Jags would take the W today. Let’s just say that the vibes this morning are pretty good…

The stakes were so low, but my spirits were so very high. Extremely glad that Mary continues to be a slut.(compliment)

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Today marks 10 years that I’ve been no contact with my dad, and I am so proud of what that peace has given me. In case you need to hear it: No relationship is owned or owed - familiar or otherwise. In your own life, you get to decide where you build the walls, install the windows & hang the doors.

Now watching:

Nerdy Jonathan Bailey confirmed ✅

BF and I are about to head in to watch AMC’s Screen Unseen. Manifesting dinosaurs and nerdy Jonathan Bailey this Monday evening. 🕯️

I made @dennisdjr.bsky.social some high-protein chocolate chip banana bread to take to the office (he works exclusively from home)

Nine years ago, 49 beautiful souls left home for a night of joy and community, only to have their lives stolen by an act of unimaginable hate. Today our community faces relentless attacks and hate, but we won’t be silenced. We will honor their memory, and we will never forget their names. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #Pulse

Extremely fortunate to have celebrated this day with him for the past ten years. Happy birthday, babe 😘

Happy April 25th ☀️

Cyrodiil, it’s good to be back! Didn’t suspect I’d be playing Oblivion Remastered today, but by the Nine, I’m thrilled that I am.

Quick road trip to Atlanta with @dennisdjr.bsky.social

Wild times at Marvel today

Happy Valentine’s Day to this stud @getaheaded.bsky.social! 💙

I’m almost certain I’m emotionally strong enough to rewatch Everything Everywhere All at Once again. Maybe.

Finishing out my balloon day with X-Men LEGOs and espresso martinis Thank you for a beautiful day, @dennisdjr.bsky.social 💙

It’s my birthday today and I’ve decided to celebrate by ✨disassociating✨

In honor of Severance finally returning today, I want you to know that YOUR 🫵🏻 outie boycotted Budweiser and reposted an AI Facebook image of Jesus performing gallbladder surgery (unironically). Please enjoy each fact equally.

rest in peace, David Lynch thank you for everything

Today is a good day. Just discovered that a store completely dedicated to pickles just opened down the road from me

glad I saw this Lord Huron teaser before I deactivate my IG account

Monstro Elisasue has arrived at the Golden Globes red carpet!

so the American flag will have to be flown at half-mast on January 20th, right? thanks Jimmy, rest easy

another Sunday where my boyfriend plays Pokémon while I am tiling the powder room, painting the living room, and picking out paint swatches for the kitchen cabinets… (I’m playing House Flipper 2 on my PC)

me, with a glass of wine in my hand at noon, talking to my boyfriend’s mom while she’s single-handedly preparing the Feast of the Seven Fishes

me, with a glass of wine in my hand at noon, talking to my boyfriend’s mom while she’s single-handedly preparing the Feast of the Seven Fishes

just two more games until this godawful team doesn’t exacerbate my Sunday scaries

I really didn’t appreciate how beautiful my hometown is until I left. growing up, I thought every town looked like this

A ‘BRAT’ flag was spotted at an impeachment protest in South Korea: “impeachment and it’s completely different but also still impeachment”

as I was going through my old photos earlier, I realized that I was truly ✨insufferable✨

apparently I’m a day late, but I heard we were doing twink throwbacks?

Luigi got them shook.

just learned that an acquaintance from college became a gay MAGA influencer, which sadly wasn’t very surprising but I *was* surprised that he recently caused a fatal car crash & was recorded publicly snorting something days later. & when they went to arrest him for murder, he had fallen into a coma

Bc one of them committed a crime and the other took out a healthcare ceo

abating the Sunday scaries with shoulder lidocaine patches, greyhound cocktails, and SNF

Has anyone started watching Black Doves on Netflix? I’m two and a half episodes in and holy shit… 🤯

Excited to have dinner with our married, straight friends tonight. I’ll be drinking espresso martinis and talking about Wicked with her, and my boyfriend will be drinking beer and talking about how shitty the NFL season has been with him

officially have loved this man for ten whole years 💙 @dennisdjr.bsky.social

Good, good. Something to pull me out of my seasonal depression

Repost a pic of your baby when they were smol

Y’all bullied me in to seeing Wicked, and… you were right. Thx.

Show me your pet and who/what they are named after. Lieutenant Dan 🫡 Starship Enterprise 🚀

He actually saw this photo of me on Scruff because he ghosted me on Grindr. 😎