i got that gucci... louis...

@asselin.bsky.social said xe wouldnt smoke grandpas breath with me. # callout # cancelled

ive been thinkingabout grandpa's breath a lot lately

my worm

the haters hate that my exoskeleton is tough as shit and my abdomen is fat as fuck and my pincers slice through leaves easier than theirs can

train conductor chris for @cawwvin.bsky.social 🐟

omfgfnmmhg

quadrupedal pacbabies

he looks fucked here

"did you see that hes in hell"

RED FLAG: he has seen the intro to the 1982 PAC-MAN Hanna-Barbera cartoon before and it is marked with the red bar on YouTube dot com

dude. FUCK pacland 🖕👻🟡

my peanut weanut of course

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL BEBIS Volume 42

me when i get to eat my stinky slop:

@asselin.bsky.social gherkin

I finally managed to get him to eat✨️ Around the 50 second mark he’s especially cute, so please watch it.🐚🦀

all my little problems.

slap your belly like a seal and you will see the dim light of go d shining down onto this blue planet

fortune teller

n/j 🌕

Dinner

REAL KILLER OF JFK KENNDY FOUND

To commemorate the Year of the Dog in 2006, Neopets collaborated with Pepsi and had a ton of on-site advertising. There was also a Chinese-exclusive sweepstakes, where 500 lucky winners received a dark blue Gelert plushie with a Pepsi logo on its collar. #obscuregames #neopets #videogames #y2k

@google wheres my penits

"HONEY" https://bonequest.com/9748

friend comma slop

im locking robin in a cage

@asselin.bsky.social hi

agnes digital at olive garden

"MONTHLY STATEMENT" https://bonequest.com/9747

Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.

sugar ant tied to a blade of grass with a single human hair outside my house with BEWARE OF DOG sign

me making poop

lala

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment

I feel like this sometimes