Pro Tip: Group chats can’t hurt you if you don’t update the app

I make sure to never use work WiFi on my phone for anything, but still have a spike of panic anytime IT sends a reminder to everyone that they can see what websites are accessed and know who is watching videos during the workday.

I just saw a pre-order link for a cassette tape and I’m confused. Vinyl has a sound quality argument, but a cassette tape??? What is the benefit other than nostalgia?

(To Estelle’s “American Boy”) 🎶Anxiety is peakin’ 🎶Confidence is leakin’ 🎶Don’t like the sitch I’m in 🎶Hope I’ll feel better on the weekend

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Happy Hump Day!

Apparently a lot happened while I was in that meeting! I may have to take a long lunch break to catch up on everything

Have to join a Teams meeting for the first time in over 2 years and I hate the level of anxiety this is causing

There aren’t any in-person events on the calendar for the rest of the summer. So head over to my website and enjoy a Big Summer T-Shirt Sale. All current designs are included. Share if you could! www.codyshipman.com/shop (Products marked “Signature,” and prints-art only ship US)

People like to complain about how long the Hunter x Hunter “Chimera Ant” arc is, but I would like to complain about how long the One Piece “Whole Cake Island” arc is 😤

Local theater’s lineup for next season’s musicals is an interesting mix -Beetlejuice -The Bodyguard -Legally Blond -Neil Diamond: A Beautiful Noise

Monday morning

In every weight loss journey, there is that one article of clothing that keeps you humble. “Oh, you’ve lost weight? Feeling skinny? Well try to slide your fat ass into me, you swollen, pregnancy belly looking bitch!” Yes, my clothes speak to me like Doja Cat

Shoutout to @mallemaroking.bsky.social for the indirect assist

Depression hits and I long for the valley

Still working through stakes on Plasma Deck. These are the first 2 jokers I pulled on orange stake. If I don’t clear this I may never touch the game again.

Took a long lunch so I could watch the newest Game Changer. I feel like I’ve earned that

I’m not an IT guy, but since my company doesn’t have one on staff I get to put on the hat occasionally. I hate it

As an uncle, I am incapable of letting my nieces win in MarioKart

It’s funny that the loading screen for “Forever Forward” is a callback

It’s officially midnight here. So I just want to say Happy Pride to all of the wonderful queer people on my phone!

Went to the hardware store for a quickie

I forgot to mention the dance party afterwards

Bloomf movie night at my place

Bacon, eggs, …trans

For those watching Drag Race tonight, tell me if I’m crazy for thinking Crystal Methyd kinda looks like Anna Kendrick. I think it’s her mouth that gives me that impression

One of the more fun runs I’ve ever completed. Would only work on Plasma Deck though

This is why you stalk your Pokemon Go friend’s list during events 😁

3 in a row! What do I win?

Hey boss! Sorry I’m late today, but I was feeling more body positive than usual and needed to take pics to celebrate

US Open tickets secured! This birthday trip is going to bankrupt me

Made out with several blooms last night, but then I had to wake up and get ready for work 😤

I hate doing yard work ↩️ I put it off as long as possible ↩️ Which makes it suck ten times worse ↩️ And makes me hate it even more ↩️ Repeat cycle

It happened again 😢

Call me Lucia Mar, the way I want to murder this donut 🍩

Melissa Peterman AKA Barbara Jean is on Bob the Drag Queen’s podcast. So that is my plan for the evening

I need a DCC shirt that says “Prepotente is the GOAT”

Moody introvert seeks friends with amnesia to help break him out of his shell. Inquire below

I got to listen to the Kids Bop version of The Great Divide and had chocolate glaze smeared on my arm by a kid who wasn’t paying attention to what they were doing. A great start to the day!

I think we need transparency on what tools/devices are used to do this. I used a finger on my phone so im pretty happy with the result! mino.mobi/draw/

Waking up early tomorrow to have donuts with my nieces at their school before rushing to an appointment with my dentist… I should probably schedule things better

If people are fighting for a dodecahedron, you’re watching The Mighty Nein

Flights booked for my 40th!

(I don’t think this is a spoiler) The book I’m reading has the term “yiffing” in it, but doesn’t give a definition. Is this something I should look up or just be content not knowing? Context makes me think the latter

What was that? A billionaire had a shitty opinion?!? 😱 What is this world coming to? 🙄😒

Mary Todd Lincoln is like The Doctor for theater gays

They’ve announced who will play Mary while I’m in NYC… I’m happy

“Just one more chapter and then I’ll go to bed”, he said unconvincingly.

😊