If I ask my doctor about Apretude, will the YouTube ads finally stop?

I miss the days when I could eat an entire pizza and not feel like puking after

Gays spoiling Drag Race? It’s more likely than you think!

Book #8 is finished Now I have to make the painstaking decision between opening book 3 of the series or starting Pokopia 😅

I hate the obligation to be social. I don’t always have the bandwidth for it and that shouldn’t be an issue

Book #6 Finished I’ve never been so quickly hooked by a book before and I’m sad I’ll have to wait until the weekend to try and pick up the rest of the series

I just finished the first boss fight. I used Google Translate to figure out what the boss was saying and now I’m sad

I’ve started Dungeon Crawler Carl. I’m only 2 chapters in and I’m already hooked

Office vending machine wasn’t restocked this weekend and is out of energy drinks

If they insist on keeping the time change, they should at least make the Monday after a national holiday to give us more time to adjust

Book #6 finished

Imagine spending all that time bulking up, only to be announced like this

Oomf deleted his account 😢😔

3x catch candy bonus is no joke

I need everyone to do me a favor and NOT get heavily invested into Pokopia. I am very susceptible to peer pressure and I don’t have the bandwidth to join in at this time. Thank you for your cooperation!

Being a Sanderson fan is so storming expensive www.backerkit.com/c/projects/d...

The fact that Ken Paxton has a shot at winning the Texas Senate Republican primary is absolutely infuriating

I got bit by a goose on my walk today 🪿

Day 2 starting off strong

Connor’s fly is down in this sketch 😂

Shouting “He’s friendly” as your unleashed dog charges at someone isn’t the reassurance you think it is

I had to 😅

I should have taken today off 😔

I love all of the oranges/reds/pinks in the clouds at sunset. It was a perfect backdrop for my walk tonight

The best part about working out at home is the ability to eat fries in between sets

Yeah, he’s gonna do so good youtu.be/nCIMQAHGwU4?...

And book #5 for the year is finished! My goal was to finish one book a month. I’m happy to be over achieving

If you have the option to vote early, do it! Primaries are just as important as the Nov elections, so make the time! Now to go trim my beard cause she’s looking a little rough rn

I would have sent them both home 😒😴

Was able to replace the cracked hose and fix the leak. I also replaced the broken toilet seat while I was at it. So if anybody needs a handy husband…

Trying to focus on one thing at a time, but work is trying to pull me in 20 different directions

I’ve been betrayed by my bidet 😔 The hose connecting to the hot water line cracked and started leaking into the cabinet under the sink. It partially flooded my bathroom 😩

happy monday

It’s really irritating when people change plans, but don’t let everyone involved know

I will never understand shipping routes. I live in Texas My package was sent from Texas Why is it currently in New Mexico?!?

Book #4 finished

Post a non-English banger youtu.be/GaIZHcJDZJg?...

Last minute workout before the game. It won’t erase all of the calories I’m gonna eat tonight, but it’ll make a dent

The extra research ticket was worth it 😄

As we say in Greek, “Rate A Queen is bullshit”

Two truths and a lie -I’ve performed live on tv for millions of people -I once hooked up with a minor celebrity(D-List) -In college I developed an allergic reaction to myself

Y’all, I am in a mood. The cranky pants are on and they are fitting a little too tight rn

“The Dark Side of Indoor Track Meets” by Falling Up

Book #3 finished. Sprinted through this one and enjoyed every bit of it. I’ve got the next book also, but I’m going to switch to some sci-fi/fantasy for a bit

There are few things Reddit loves more rn than bringing up the fact that Robin Williams and Sally Field insisted their characters stay divorced at the end of Mrs. Doubtfire

Started book #3 last week and have been struggling through it. I hate the idea of leaving a book unfinished, but tonight I decided to read something else and the difference is remarkable. I may try the book again later, but for now I need the momentum

🎶It’s Monday, Monday 🎶Gotta feel down on Monday 🎶Going back to work after the weekend, weekend

Today’s To Do List: - laundry - taxes

The new specks 🤓

They finally came in and the adjustment period has begun