Even before Ertz got injured, the announcers sounded like they were eulogizing the Commanders and speaking in past tense 🏈🤨

Trying so hard to stay keto-but then the family asks for pecan pie 😵‍💫

A federal judge ordered the Trump administration on Thursday to retract directives that prompted the firing of thousands of federal workers, saying that those directives were “illegal.”

Ready Fire Aim is a lousy way to govern.

Steve, I really think you should go to bed and send everyone home now...

RIP Gene Hackman 😢

What’s up? 🤔🫎

A Stephen King fan- I handle reading terror. When I read Orwell’s 1984 in the 70s, I dismissed as useless futuristic fantasy. Just reread 1984 - it’s the most terrifying I’ve ever read. We have just entered the Twilight Zone. Anyone else hearing echoes of Vincent Price’s evil laughter right now? 😳

I only crochet when I’m drinking coffee or I’m stressed out…

I miss my cat. And there’s not enough melatonin. And didn’t we just buy this giant bottle of Tylenol PM at Costco 2 weeks ago? Why is it empty?! 😵‍💫

I need to be in Maine rn. That is all.

So now that we know where the cool kids are hanging out, where is Scorebook Bob? Where are the Terps?

Staying sane one protect at a time

Just give me something to crochet…you get a hat…and you get a hat…everybody gets a hat!

The last two weeks feel very much like the fire sale of all the players on our Washington Nationals that made me take a vacation from fandom for awhile 🫣😓

No one elected Elon Musk. As Donald Trump allows Musk to access people’s personal information and shut down government funding, Republicans in Washington will also own the consequences. We must do everything in our power to push back and protect people from harm.

The biggest mistake salespeople make is they keep on talking after they have closed the deal. It doesn't take long for buyers remorse to set in.

Americans are confused, scared and angered by President Trump’s escalating attacks on our independent, professional and dedicated civil service. That's why I convened top federal workforce experts for this emergency webinar sharing crucial information.

Every day is Christmas for Putin now.

February 4, 2025:

Doesn’t this halt just about everything we order from Amazon? 🤔

“You know how when you’re carrying home some groceries in the rain and the whole bag just kind of falls apart? Well, that’s how it’s been with Bachman lately,” Stephen King told the Bangor Daily News the day the news broke.

Love this.

Any ⚾️ Nationals fans here? Still salty about all my favorites leaving 🥲

Why do I hear John Oliver’s voice right now?

So I hear this where all the cool kids hang out?