Inner monologue at the moment is just

I deeply love the unhinged idea of someone playing as a warlock patron who completely possesses their warlock

Just remembered that, 20+ years ago, I bought myself a unicycle with every intention of learning to ride it. I never learned to ride it and I actually have no idea what happened to it :( Now I want to learn to ride it again

Shout out to the dude I saw on reddit saying "Nah don't bother seeing a doctor or professionals just buy yourself a cpap"

I'm ready to release Jesse from the Teleprompter

Reaching the end of the first book of the wizard the witch and the wild one and frantically googling to find out if/when we'll get book 2

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Hey parents I know it's hard having kids But retail workers aren't your babysitters Please don't leave your children unattended at the electronics store

Oh so they DO arrest war criminals

I love how, almost every time I recognise an actor and wonder where I recognise them from, the answer is almost always Star Trek

when Wade goes all goth for the Vampire band in that one episode of Sliders

Since a Cruel Angel's Thesis was so successful does that mean it's Dr Cruel Angel now

Max Grodenchik showed up in an episode of Sliders and I'm like ROM WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AND WHY ARE YOU HUMAN (I recognised him by his voice first)

Wild choice to have Game of Thrones in Fortnite in the year of our lord 2026. Anyway here's Marge Simpson sitting on the Iron Throne

googoo dolls iris voice

how it feels telling people on tiktok that burger king and hungry jacks aren't the same company (they're not btw)

Jake the Dog is the reason I know how to pronounce sous vide

Didn't last a whole day on Bazzite for my server because it was such a pain in the arse to install and uninstall anything 😭 it wasn't really built for being a server so it isn's a surprise but damn girl at least let me try

Everything in my midnight snack was pickled

Looking at local PC Store websites and can't help but laugh at this

Kahless the Unforgettable wasn't a god and that's not how you get into Stovokor but the point stands

absolutely incredible that Duolingo just threw "Haters gonna hate" at me in Klingon

I'm getting very tired of being locked inside the supermarket until I buy something

Had a little bit of a giggle just now because I was looking for my receipt for when I bought the Diablo games for my switch so I searched my emails for "Prime Evil" (It was the prime evil collection) and one of the results I got was an email from my ex wife

Off the wall conspiracy theory: Sabrina Carpenter was so excited to work with the mupets because they're the only co-stars that would make her look tall. (I'm finally watching the muppets special and if I don't get more I'm gonna riot)

She's CANADIAN

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

yearning

Ads are getting better at slipping past my adblockers and I'm getting ready to burn it all down

PAX DATES PAX DATES PAX DATES PAX DATES

Star trek had a lot of hard lines over the years, but this remains the fucking hardest

jiyIn, jivum, jihegh

One of my favourite terrible niche jokes: 🤙 When the walls fell

I've lost count of the number of times someone has said something at work about chatGPT and I've responded with "ChatGPT makes shit up" because it's idiotic and true

Having now watched Tale Gate I want to state again for the record that I feel a totally normal amount about Whitney Moore

I'm so tired of watching people die to the downfall of an empire

Every so often I see a kid punch someone while shouting "Spotto!" because of my beautiful bright yellow car and it fills me with glee every single time

EVERYONE DO THIS SURVEY MAKE DISCORD PANIC AND REGRET AND REVERSE COURSE DROWN THEM IN YOUR HATRED FOR GENAI

I've been reading people debating about an armed immigration officer executing a citizen in the street all day and I have to say I am very very tired

I need a neurologist to help me study why it is listening to @tessaviolet3.bsky.social gives me such brain scratchies I NEED TO BOTTLE IT

I miss when I had more time to play video games

Boy I sure do love having to fight windows for control of what monitor things are displaying on

relevant to my day today

fr how do people tolerate youtube without an ad blocker? I was watching something for ten minutes and had like three ad breaks

coworker came in to work sick the other day. Now on my day off I'm not feeling well. Strongly considering shouting at him.

hogwarts legacy is free on the epic store? it's free for me to eat shit out of my own toilet but i'm not going to do that either

funny how age verification does literally nothing on social media like I accidentally flashbanged my manager with porn today while trying to show him something unrelated about the age verification being shit, and I haven't verified my age at all

rewatching favourite episodes of Gamechanger. Currently it's Rulette and the best bit about it is they're all just little guys Just little guys trying their best

Today a customer told me I was just following the herd because I don't want Ai slop in my games and it took real willpower not to leap across the counter at him

I'm pretty sure there's gotta be something in the water over at the dropout studio how is literally everyone on every single one of those shows just so ridiculously attractive