It’s bored quiero Calle hours

Sometimes I get the stupidest messages like sir did you have a single thought before u typed that out

Also s/o to the peace that’s been in my life lately. You’re the real mvp 🙏🏽

Mega h-word

It’s raining and I’d marry a boy that delivers sushi to me rn

If you’re an avid Pokemon go player, show me your calves. Otherwise, show me how you spoof 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sometimes plans don’t work out cause it would’ve been whack and the universe knows

Feeling a little overwhelmed, save me street car iced coffee

Filling up the brita like god intended

I saw and slept through fantastic 4. Tbh left that theater feeling so rested

Craving second hole

GIRLS. GENERATION. WORLD. TOUR.

Really into good mustaches lately

Pre 2018 twitter would’ve definitely posted the zombie schlong from 28 years later 🤷🏻‍♂️

Have jo’d and shot in my face two days in a row 😳 take ur supplements boys

Sometimes u don’t have to bend over backwards for people and that’s ok, they’ll be fine

I’ve been having a stressful week but I can see the light at the end of the tunnel

Desire for hairy cheeks is strong 😤

As a Gemini, being into fire signs especially Aries is ☠️

RPG fans: please try expedition 33! Genuinely had so much fun

My ex still gets his haircut at my barber which is across the street from my apt…scruff kindly showed me how he was like 150 ft away from me 😂

Fupa de chao

Cunty middle aged corporate middle manager reality show where you lip sync for a promotion

Hairy bubble butt 😤😤

How you a dom top with a Labubu

H word so I had to update my dating apps and changed the age to 29

is final fantasy tactics here yet

Had an amazing chest day. I deserve a massage

Too cute to be this upset

Talking to a boy in an open relationship be like

Reconnected with a friend from middle school at the bear party, being gay is crazy

Won 3 labubus yesterday

Deep cleaning my apt and looking forward to being post-shower watching Grey’s on my couch with that freshly cleaned apt feel 🤭

I think people have to be a little selfish to look out for themselves but being super selfish is a major turn off

🙄

Feeling like getting a lil hi in my undies and finishing my let’s go dex

Hiii

My cross to bear is annoying people being tied to my life

Really want to get my podcast idea off of the ground! Are any of you guys podcasters and/or have tips for me?

Mega bored at work today 🥲

Get haircuts often

Sweet of you to come over to the office just to see me, sport! I got an hour for lunch, so take your time and get the most of it~😈

Making conscious decisions to stay in positive vibes and not around draining ones

It’s April and warm, today is a good day

🤏 this close to going out tn

👀

looking forward to an energetic reset