At this point my body is 80% cheeseboard

The 🐐 #SWFC

Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer

@toft10.bsky.social I reckon Fulham women have got the better deal on sponsors here. Looks much better with that sponsor

@toft10.bsky.social This!!!

Just been and watched the new Fantastic Four movie with the bin lids. All really enjoyed it. Paced perfectly. A proper popcorn movie.

People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.

🥲 #SWFC

@toft10.bsky.social I love a pinstripe number but this is too much for me. Maybe if the colours were the other way around. But it looks like a jockeys top

Truly is like death by a thousand cuts #SWFC

That things isn’t the biggest day of your life All the days you get to have are big - Self Esteem 😢 #SWFC

Not half bad me

@toft10.bsky.social What in the Wetherspoons breakfast is going on here!

Was today years old when I discovered the actor who played the human boy Casper in the movie is the same guy who played Stan in Eminems music video of the song by the same name.

@toft10.bsky.social Have you seen the news about Brescia!?

Happy #GhostbustersDay to all that celebrate

That Andorra kit is very Parma away isn’t it! #ThreeLions #ANDENG

Resorted to extreme measures to keep the dog from attacking the neighbours fence

This spell outside the top flight is the longest in our history. I had been preparing a look back over the highs and lows of the last quarter century but given circumstances that seems pretty redundant, so here’s just a look at one of the graphics I was working on. #SWFC

Trump vs Musk: Whoever wins, we lose.

☹️ #SWFC

Ncuti Gatwa has been fabulous as the Doctor. He passed the Tennant test a long time ago. Sadly he’ll join Eccleston on the list of actor to not get a long enough run. But a high quality enjoyable series topped with a true WHAT? moment. #DoctorWho

@toft10.bsky.social Who?

Exciting my recessive council estate genes!

Don’t come at me with your crap. Gary has been the best #MOTD host we could have wished for. A true end of an era. A changing of the guard. And we’re all poorer for it happening.

Remember when they beat us and during Wilders 20 minute head loss interview he spoke about dancing on tables when we lost to Hull? I’m sure that clip won’t resurface this week. What goes around etc… #SWFC

😁 #SWFC

Keith Lard

I miss the old Wembley…

Palace enrage me ever since that game. Real sliding doors moment. Entrenched us in a further decade of decline whilst they never looked back. But there fans don’t half make a decent racket.

The whole world breaths a sigh of relief #Eurovision

San Marino for the win 🇸🇲 #eurovision

Sweden for the win? #eurovision

Here we go 🇩🇪 #Eurovision

THEY TYE CLOVERLEAF TONGUE THING THAT I CAN DO #Eurovision

Eurovision lad

Palace winning ✅ Doctor Who ✅ Now it’s #Eurovision time!

Little did we know when we went along to #SWFC 4 Leicester City Nil 25 years ago it would be our last game in English footballs top flight all this time later.

Now make these the men’s kits too @toft10.bsky.social

Coventry away next season 🤝

The 2004/05 play-off campaign was 20 years ago! These things just creep up on you don’t they! #SWFC

Never thought I’d be that guy but take me back to New York 😩

Away kit mashup edition. Gu on then, guess em! #SWFC